Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Louie (2010) - Duckling (S02E02)

"firing rockets into these camps all the time"
Louie (2010)
"by about a billion dollars."
Louie (2010)
"So some of you may take some fire,"
Louie (2010)
"but we know where it's coming from,"
Louie (2010)
"we know how to protect you,"
Louie (2010)
"so don't worry."
Louie (2010)
"Did he say we're taking fire?"
Louie (2010)
"What does that-- Oh, no, no, don't worry, we'll be fine."
Louie (2010)
"Nothing to worry about."
Louie (2010)
"What the ( bleep )?"
Louie (2010)
""Dear Daddy, this duckling will keep you safe, Lilly.""
Louie (2010)
"Holy shit on the tits of a dog."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, man. Hey."
Louie (2010)
"How are you? Good, okay."
Louie (2010)
"Kenny Thomas. Louie."
Louie (2010)
"Have-- have you done this before?"
Louie (2010)
"I was a-- I was a ranger."
Louie (2010)
"You all right?"
Louie (2010)
"You look scared."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, is that stupid?"
Louie (2010)
"All right, so we'll see you on the flight line?"
Louie (2010)
"Kenny Thomas, everybody, let's hear it for him."
Louie (2010)
"Let's make 'em feel at home here in Afghanistan."
Louie (2010)
"Ladies and gentlemen, Jamie and Ashley!"
Louie (2010)
"... to Afghanistan."
Louie (2010)
"Ladies and gentlemen, Louie C.K."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you very much."
Louie (2010)
"How you guys-- how are-- how are you guys doing?"
Louie (2010)
"Good!"
Louie (2010)
"I don't do a lot to improve myself."
Louie (2010)
"I've reached a point where I could never be healthy again."
Louie (2010)
"Like I-- I work out to keep this."
Louie (2010)
"That's the best that I can hope for,"
Louie (2010)
"I'll always have this belly,"
Louie (2010)
"I have to work hard so I won't have another one."
Louie (2010)
"Like those-- that second crotch belly that people--"
Louie (2010)
"You ever see the guy who's got like a ( bleep ) second belly?"
Louie (2010)
"It's like a-- I'll be like a letter "B.""
Louie (2010)
"Just that belly and it's just-- Uhh!"
Louie (2010)
"And it's--"
Louie (2010)
"And my penis will just be hidden somewhere in there."
Louie (2010)
"You ever seen somebody with like a second--"
Louie (2010)
"It's a gut. And a--"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, and then you can't--"
Louie (2010)
"When he pees, it just dribbles down"
Louie (2010)
"and when get gets horny,"
Louie (2010)
"he just ( bleep ) his fat from the inside."
Louie (2010)
"That's the kind of person I'm talking about."
Louie (2010)
"Now, that's what mine is become like, it just--"
Louie (2010)
"My dick, it just--"
Louie (2010)
"The whole dick and balls just looks like--"
Louie (2010)
"It's like an old horse that nobody brushes anymore."
Louie (2010)
"You know?"
Louie (2010)
"My balls..."
Louie (2010)
"Like, my balls are like--"
Louie (2010)
"They're seriously older than me."
Louie (2010)
"My balls, just-- they just kinda--"
Louie (2010)
"they're like two just John McCains"
Louie (2010)
"just hanging from my-- they're just..."
Louie (2010)
"They-- they hang like--"
Louie (2010)
"They look like they're being rescued from a river"
Louie (2010)
"It's very sad."
Louie (2010)
"I still love women."
Louie (2010)
"I love women."
Louie (2010)
"That's-- For guys, that's their--"
Louie (2010)
"It's both things."
Louie (2010)
"It's very sad."
Louie (2010)
"Guys can't really can't be romantic without being sexual."
Louie (2010)
"It's the way we--"
Louie (2010)
"That's the way we're built."
Louie (2010)
"because we have to ( bleep ) women"
Louie (2010)
"to climb on a perfectly beautiful woman"
Louie (2010)
"You have to have kind of a gross mentality."
Louie (2010)
"Women get to be elegant during sex,"
Louie (2010)
"Even women that are aggressive,"
Louie (2010)
"They get to go for a ride."
Louie (2010)
"We just--"
Louie (2010)
""Uhh.""
Louie (2010)
"We have to be gross."
Louie (2010)
"Get on the dick train, bitches!"
Louie (2010)
"Here you go, guys. Thanks, Lou. Thank you."
Louie (2010)
"Do you still work with Jim Norton?"
Louie (2010)
"It was good to meet you, take care of yourself."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, hell no."
Louie (2010)
"I'm a Georgia Bulldog."
Louie (2010)
"What's your name, man? Ryan."
Louie (2010)
"That was so good!"
Louie (2010)
"Hey, what's your name? Ryan."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, Ryan, how's it going? Good, sir."
Louie (2010)
"Sign that for you?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, you got a-- That's Kenny's."
Louie (2010)
"Thanks for letting us come."
Louie (2010)
"I never knew a cheerleader, like, personally."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, I-- There were girls in my high school"
Louie (2010)
"It's cool, though, it's like you're--"
Louie (2010)
"'Cause you dance and..."
Louie (2010)
"Did you go to-- did you study dance or..."
Louie (2010)
"Y'all are kind of disgusting, the things you say on stage."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, yeah, I guess so."
Louie (2010)
"Why can't you say Christian things and be funny?"
Louie (2010)
"Christian things?"
Louie (2010)
"What kind of-- what kind of Christian things are funny?"
Louie (2010)
"How old are you? 19."
Louie (2010)
"You wanna see something?"
Louie (2010)
"Ew, what?"
Louie (2010)
"Can I hold him? No, no, no."
Louie (2010)
"Maybe later."
Louie (2010)
"Well, my daughter put it in my bag."
Louie (2010)
"She said it's to keep me safe."
Louie (2010)
"Well, it's not gonna help against an RPG,"
Louie (2010)
"but it's a pretty bad-ass duckling."
Louie (2010)
"See?"
Louie (2010)
"Why? Would you ever date a 19-year-old?"
Louie (2010)
"Would you really?"
Louie (2010)
"That's disgusting."
Louie (2010)
"What's up, fellas?"
Louie (2010)
"Where are we? Camp Timothy, sir."
Louie (2010)
"Who's Timothy?"
Louie (2010)
"Incoming!"
Louie (2010)
"They can't hit shit, don't worry."
Louie (2010)
Show more clips