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Clips from Louie (2010) - Duckling (S02E02)

"I heard that ducks have one hole."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know if you know that, but ducks have one hole,"
Louie (2010)
"and they pee out of it"
Louie (2010)
"and they shit out of it,"
Louie (2010)
"That..."
Louie (2010)
"I feel a little bard for the man duck,"
Louie (2010)
"because ducks are monogamous."
Louie (2010)
"her husband must be like,"
Louie (2010)
"His wife's like, "Why do you have to ( bleep ) a swan for ?""
Louie (2010)
"I got a green head."
Louie (2010)
"uh, I..."
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"that I don't know how to finish it."
Louie (2010)
"And he goes, "He's that dude,"
Louie (2010)
"And the lion goes, "He looks like this...""
Louie (2010)
"And the giraffe's like, "Well, I know a dude"
Louie (2010)
"that lives by the river, but he doesn't look like that.""
Louie (2010)
"He goes, "No, that's what he looks like, 'Ahhh !'""
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"a person look like that..."
Louie (2010)
"He just thinks that,"
Louie (2010)
"He doesn't see his own part of..."
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"Hi. Hi."
Louie (2010)
"Every family took a turn, it's your turn."
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"Yeah, but I-- I'm going to--"
Louie (2010)
"I'm going to Afghanistan."
Louie (2010)
"I'm going all over the Middle East."
Louie (2010)
"I'm going to Iraq and Afghanistan and Kuwait."
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"Yes!"
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"Careful, you're gonna step on them."
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"Good night."
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"No."
Louie (2010)
"I'm going to where there is a war,"
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"Are you sure?"
Louie (2010)
"They've never let any performer get hurt, ever,"
Louie (2010)
"so it's gonna be okay."
Louie (2010)
"and I'm going right from the school to an airfield"
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"where I'm getting on a huge gray plane called a C-17"
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"No."
Louie (2010)
"You don't know who they-- No, not sure."
Louie (2010)
"He was in Aerosmith, he was in a band called Aerosmith."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, he is."
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"But, uh--"
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"We need to get you out there and cheer up our troops."
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"and I thank you most sincerely"
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"about a thousand troops."
Louie (2010)
"and then we're gonna pack you onto Black Hawk helicopters"
Louie (2010)
"and whenever a Black Hawk lands,"
Louie (2010)
"it increases the vue of the target"
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"Gentlemen."
Louie (2010)
"Did you see me on TV or something?"
Louie (2010)
"No, sir, I haven't."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"All right."
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"Once or twice."
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"I used to-- I used to be in the military."
Louie (2010)
"No, man, you'd be stupid not to be."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, man. All right."
Louie (2010)
"See ya. Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Come here, come here..."
Louie (2010)
"It's okay, it's okay..."
Louie (2010)
"You're okay, you're okay."
Louie (2010)
"My name's Kenny."
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"Thanks."
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"Okay, okay, I was..."
Louie (2010)
"You know, you guys are all young, you're healthy."
Louie (2010)
"that I won't have-- I'll keep--"
Louie (2010)
"I wanna ( bleep ) women."
Louie (2010)
"That's the way we're designed."
Louie (2010)
"We have to be that way"
Louie (2010)
"But guys just climb on and--"
Louie (2010)
"That's the kind of idiot you have to be to be a man."
Louie (2010)
"Are you, you a Gator?"
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"That was awesome!"
Louie (2010)
"We sure appreciate y'all being here."
Louie (2010)
"who they were, but they never--"
Louie (2010)
"Like an artist, you know, right?"
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"Oh, my gosh!"
Louie (2010)
"That is so cute!"
Louie (2010)
"Why do you have that?"
Louie (2010)
"That is adorable."
Louie (2010)
"You're being Christian and funny."
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"Sure."
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"Yeah."
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"How's it going?"
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"Incoming rocket fire, take cover!"
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"Excellent, sir, how you doing?"
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"Hello, sir."
Louie (2010)
"We're training 'em."
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"Hey, guys, let's square this place away."
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"I'll sing a song, it'll be cool."
Louie (2010)
"Ladies and gentlemen, please, a nice welcome for Kenny Thomas."
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"Give him a hand."
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"But when one of our service members"
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"there's still no circles"
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"♪ Now Daddy got the call sometime ♪"
Louie (2010)
"♪ Did his tour in the war ♪"
Louie (2010)
"♪ Wasn't what he left behind ♪"
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"♪ And I was there that day ♪"
Louie (2010)
"♪ As my mama started walking ♪"
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"♪ Yeah ♪"
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"God bless you guys, and we mean it."
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"so, you know, make him feel good about himself."
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"All right."
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"Anybody here from New York, New Yorkers?"
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"You gotta have some courage to live here,"
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"trying to find how far you can get your finger"
Louie (2010)
"Pour water for this thing."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you."
Louie (2010)
"In actual Detroit, inside-- Detroit."
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"Oh, sweet."
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"See, I told you."
Louie (2010)
"Gets to you, doesn't it?"
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"That's not good! Not--"
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"what is actually happening right now?"
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"We had a mechanical problem."
Louie (2010)
"Hopefully nothing happens to go down."
Louie (2010)
"Sit tight."
Louie (2010)
"I'm taking a leak."
Louie (2010)
"I already did that."
Louie (2010)
"I get burned."
Louie (2010)
"I'm sensitive."
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