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Clips from Seinfeld - The Bizarro Jerry (S08E08)

"Well, let me--"
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"Let me just check and make sure I have the right name."
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"I seem to-- Oh, l--"
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"Oh, she's beautiful. Who is she?"
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"Well, if you must know, she was my fiancÈe, Susan."
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"May she rest in peace."
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"I am so sorry. She was lovely."
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"-I'm Amanda. -I'm George."
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"-Good work today, K-Man. -You know what they say:"
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"-Who's up for drinks? I'm buying. -ln that case, make mine a double."
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"-Jerry? -Gillian."
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"-Hi. -It's very nice to meet you."
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"-Man-hands? -The hands of a man."
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"It's like a creature out of Greek mythology."
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"I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast."
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"Would she have hooks?"
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"Do.... Do hooks make it more attractive, Jerry?"
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"Okay, listen. You're picking me up from White Plains tomorrow, right?"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Okay, I got five huge boxes of buttons."
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"If you need an extra set of hands, I know who you can call."
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"-Kramer? -Hey, buddy. Hey."
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"It's 8 in the morning. What the hell is going on?"
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"Breakfast. I gotta be in at Brandt-Leland by 9."
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"Why?"
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"Because I'm working there, that's why."
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"...but lately I've been drifting aimlessly."
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"Now that you mention it...."
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"Structure."
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"And at Brandt-Leland, I'm getting things done."
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"And I love the people I'm working with."
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"-How much are they paying you? -No, no, no. I don't want any pay."
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"So, what do you do down there all day?"
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"TCB."
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"I gotta go. All right, then."
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"I'll see you tonight."
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"Forget my briefcase."
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"-Well, what do you got in there? -Crackers."
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"So the picture worked. Amazing!"
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"Hey, she wants me to dress smart casual."
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"What--? What is that?"
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"-I don't know, but you don't have it. -Right. Bye."
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"-Where were you today? -What?"
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"Pick up."
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"-Damn. -So? Where were you?"
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"Here, I guess. And I went out and picked up a paper."
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"I had to ask Kevin to leave his office and come and pick me up."
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"-Well, what are friends for? -Yes."
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"He's reliable, he's considerate, he's like your exact opposite."
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"So he's Bizarro Jerry."
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"Bizarro Jerry?"
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"Yeah, like Bizarro Superman."
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"Superman's exact opposite..."
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"...who lives in the backwards Bizarro World."
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"He says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives."
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"Shouldn't he say badbye?"
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"No, it's still goodbye."
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"Wow, man."
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"What a day."
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"-Could I use a drink! -Tough day at the office?"
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"People kept coming in, and that phone just wouldn't stop."
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"We better get going if we're gonna go to that 7:00 Hall of Fusion."
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"If I don't get them done by 9, I'm toast."
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"Some of us have to work in the morning. Thanks."
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"I always thought it was a meat-packing plant."
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"Hey, Amanda."
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"These are my friends, Annabell, Justina and Mickey."
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"-We used to model together. -Oh, modeling."
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"What's that like, fun?"
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"So, Mickey, how was Paris this time?"
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"She was beautiful."
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"-Would you like some bread, Jerry? -No. No, thanks, I'm just not hungry."
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"Well, then, at least drink your beer."
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"It's not a twist-off."
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"You have a little something on your face."
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"I can get it."
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"No, no, no. You're missing it. It's higher."
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"It's an eyelash. Make a wish."
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"-I don't want to. -Make a wish."
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"Okay."
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"Didn't come true."
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"Don't you just love lobster?"
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"-I know, it was so tiny. -Yeah."
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"Hey, guys. Elaine, sit down."
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"Jerry, it was incredible."
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"-Then it does exist. -Yes, the legends are true."
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"When are you going out with her again?"
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"I'm not."
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"-Flame on! -So when are we going?"
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"Well, it's a pretty fast-paced crowd."
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"What would you wear? That?"
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"You know, I'm the one who's actually dating the woman in the picture."
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"Yeah."
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"Don't worry about it."
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"This is unbelievable."
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"Well, see you later, Elaine."
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"Feldman and I gotta get down to the library."
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"-What are you gonna do down there? -Read."
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"Hello."
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"So Gillian's coming over later. I'm gonna end it."
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"Those meaty paws. I feel like I'm dating George The Animal Steele."
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"Kramer, put the paper down. You never listen to me anymore."
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"-We hardly even talk. -Well, we're talking now, aren't we?"
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"-I see you 20 minutes in the morning... -Oh, here we go."
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"...and when you come home you're exhausted."
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"-We never do anything anymore. -What are you starting with me for?"
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"You know this is my crazy time of year."
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"It's your third day."
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"I gotta go to work. We'll talk about this later."
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"Well..."
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"...call if you're gonna be late."
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"All right, listen. Have you seen my addre--?"
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"There it is. Okay. I got it. I'll see you later."
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"Hey, wait a second. Where you going? I hardly ever see you anymore."
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"Well, l--"
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"I guess I've been at Reggies."
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"The Bizarro coffee shop?"
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"Kevin and his friends are nice people."
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"They do good things."
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"-They read. -I read."
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