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Clips from Seinfeld - The Bizarro Jerry (S08E08)

"Books, Jerry."
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"Big deal."
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"...coming into this stinking apartment every 1 0 minutes..."
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"...to pore over the excruciating minutiae..."
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"...of every single daily event."
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"Why not? Like, yesterday, I went to the bank to make a deposit..."
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"-...and the teller gives me this look-- -I'll see you later, man. I gotta go."
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"Listen, you know, I'm thinking we might just be better off being friends."
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"Yeah. Yeah. You know what? I can't really talk about it right now."
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"Bye-bye."
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"No. No!"
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"All right. Well, do you still wanna see a movie later?"
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"I wish I could, but we're friends."
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"-I'm just gonna go wash my hands. -Good idea."
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"There's a beach towel on the rack."
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"-Yeah. -Jerry!"
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"I need one or I can't get back into the forbidden city."
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"Who is this?"
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"Jerry! I need you to get another picture of man-hands."
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"I'm begging you."
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"If I get it, will you take me to that club and show me a good time?"
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"Yes, yes, all right. Anything."
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"Okay."
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"Got it."
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"Jerry."
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"-You're late. -Yeah, well, I got held up, you know."
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"-What happened to your hand? -Like you care."
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"-Work piled up, I lost track of the time. -Sure. Sure."
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"You and your work. Elaine's off in the Bizarro World..."
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"...George only calls when he wants something..."
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"...and I'm left sitting here like this chicken."
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"Which, by the way, was for two."
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"-What? You cooked? -I ordered in. It's still effort."
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"-It's my stomach. -You're probably getting an ulcer."
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"This job is killing you."
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"These reports, they can wait."
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"-The coffee shop? -You got it."
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"I'll call George."
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"Maybe she can get another picture."
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"-Elaine? -Elaine?"
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"-Elaine? -Hey, Elaine."
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"Hi. Over here."
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"...this is Kevin, Gene and Feldman."
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"-Yeah. -Nice to meet you."
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"This is really weird."
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"Could you guys excuse us just for a moment?"
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"-Sure. -Thanks."
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"What? What do you guys want?"
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"I tried to get him one, but man-hands almost ripped my arm out."
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"-You could have. -I could not."
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"Guys, I gotta go. Take it easy."
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"-Can I come? -I'm sorry."
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"We've already got a George."
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"What did you wanna see me about, Mr. Leland?"
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"Well, l...."
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"I've been having trouble at home."
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"I mean, you know, I'll work harder, nights, weekends, whatever it takes."
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"No. No. I don't think that's going to do it."
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"These reports you handed in..."
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"...it's almost as if you have no business training at all."
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"I don't know what this is supposed to be."
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"Well, I'm just trying to get ahead."
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"Well, I'm sorry. There's just no way that we could keep you on."
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"But I don't even really work here."
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"Hi, I'm George."
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"Are you sure you're supposed to be here?"
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah."
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"I used to come here with my fiancÈe..."
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"...back when it was a meat-packing plant."
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"What'd you do? Cut this out of a magazine or something?"
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"-What? -That's me."
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"Look at that."
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"Let's go. Private party."
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"It's Laney."
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"-Hi, Elaine. -Hi, Kevin."
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"-Come on in. -Okay."
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"Hi, Gene."
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"Hey, what are you doing?"
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"-Eating olives. -Ever hear of asking?"
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"-Who is it? -Feldman."
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"-From across the hall. -Hold on."
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"-Hey. -Hey, Kevin."
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"-Hi. -Look who I ran into."
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"-Hello, Kevin. -Hello, Vargas."
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"-Wanna catch a game this weekend? -Great."
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"-I'll see you later. -Okay."
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"Vargas."
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"-Well, I got them. -All right."
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"Hey, Elaine, Feldman was able to get us all tickets to the Bolshoi."
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"-What's the matter with you? -Oh, Kevin."
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"I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do?"
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"Haven't you done enough already?"
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"It's locked."
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"So this is it, huh?"
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"But it was here."
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"There was a bar and a dance floor."
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"I guess the DJ booth was over there behind the bone saw?"
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"Let's get out of here, George."
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"I called the phone company and immediately reported the error."
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"-Who is it? -Feldman."
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"-From across the hall. -Hold on."
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"-Kevin. Brought you some groceries. -Again?"
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"You know, I may not say this enough..."
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"Me so happy."
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"Models as far as the eye could see."
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"...that automatically tells you the weather when you wake up?"
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"-What is going on with you two? -Oh, I don't wanna talk about it."
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"That's what makes this so difficult."
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"Nice."
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"Let me see that."
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"That Museum of Miniatures was amazing."
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"I've got to have another picture of Gillian."
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"At work, I discovered a pay phone in the lobby that has free long distance."
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"Oh, and listen, could you keep it down to a low roar?"
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"Hey, isn't that Elaine?"
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"Clearly."
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"Now, listen, you better not wait. I'll catch you later."
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"Hey, Leland wants everyone in the conference room now."
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"Look, Jerry, I don't know if you've noticed..."
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"Yeah."
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