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Clips from Yes Man (2008)

"It was a spontaneous vacation."
Yes Man (2008)
"You were married for six months. Some immigration thing?"
Yes Man (2008)
"That was a long time ago. I was gonna tell you."
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"I was gonna tell her. I just never..."
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"All of the activity that appears suspicious..."
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"- Are you kidding? - It's not how it sounds."
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"I'm wondering if there's a better setting for this back and forth."
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"- Whew. That was close. - What the hell, Carl?"
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"Are you serious? You say yes to everything?"
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"- Even if you don't like it? - No, of course not."
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"I thought you lied all the time, but it's just sometimes. That's excellent."
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"Yes, I did. That was my idea."
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"...like an adult, you were gonna weigh the options."
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"- That's not entirely true. - How do I know if anything you did..."
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"...because you said yes without thinking, not because of a covenant you made?"
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"You can weigh them individually and make decisions on a case-by-case basis..."
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"...a.k.a. What normal people do."
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"Yeah, that's a good point. Hold that thought. Allison!"
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"My mother likes good food."
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"...for no other reason than you genuinely wanted to."
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"[PHONE RINGING]"
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"Seeing how Corporate's treating you."
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"Kicks the crap out of dealing with those peons, huh?"
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"...and I need you to tell the managers. - Shutting down branches?"
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"You might notice the front bumper missing. Not to worry."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hey."
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"- What's wrong? - I just really need to talk to you."
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"ALL: Surprise!"
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"How did you pull this off?"
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"- Thanks. - Sure."
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"Oh, right. Nailed it."
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"- But you want to. - Oh, yeah."
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"- Hello? - Hi, Carl."
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"I don't know."
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"You know, but maybe it's supposed to be."
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"[DING]"
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"Oh, Jesus."
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"Oh, please."
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"I didn't even see the red zone. I've only been here for 20 minutes."
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"Guess, mess."
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"[TIRES SCREECHING]"
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"[HORN HONKING]"
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"- He keeps talking this covenant nonsense. - It's not nonsense."
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"It's him."
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"There is no covenant. There never was. I was just riffing."
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"You just don't know how to use it, that's all."
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"You're right."
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"Thanks, Terrence. Sorry about the car, and your head there."
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"Perfect."
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"I said that."
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"Oh, yeah, right. Sorry. Can I borrow your car?"
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"CARL: Holy Jesus."
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"MAN: Come on. Jerk. CARL: I'm sorry."
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"What an asshole."
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"Oh, wow. Thanks. My knight in shining armor."
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"We shouldn't just jump into that without thinking."
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"Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that? Your literature?"
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"...sooner or later, they'd find out I'm not enough."
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"I don't know what you want me to say."
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"...but only if you really want to."
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"[CAMERAS CLICKING]"
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"You got anything with a flat front?"
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"Oh, Soo-Mi, pleats are out?"
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"This is the single biggest donation that we've ever had."
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"- Try to resist that. CARL: Right."
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"[BOTH CHEERING]"
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"[PHONE RINGING]"
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"No."
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"[PHONE RINGING]"
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"[PHONE RINGING]"
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"[PHONE BLEEPING]"
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"PETE: Carl, I know it's you."
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"Oh. Hey, man."
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"I was just about to call you. That's so weird."
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"Had your number dialed, was about to press send."
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"Did you block your number?"
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"So, what are you doing?"
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"Oh, just hanging out in my apartment."
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"We're all going out tonight."
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"Man, that sounds great. I wish I could join you."
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"I'm totally off the grid, you know?"
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"No, I don't at all."
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"I got a bunch of stuff going on. There's this thing I gotta do."
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"Any other night would've been great. Darn it to heck."
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"Thing? What thing?"
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"Thing, you know, just a thing."
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"If I had my thing in front of me, I could tell you what it is..."
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"I don't think there's anything written down in your fake calendar."
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"Specific things. Like get in line at the video store?"
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"I'm not at the video store. I'm in my apartment."
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"- That's not me. - It's not?"
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"Oh, I know what's happening. There is this guy who looks just like me..."
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"...who goes to a lot of the same stores I do."
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"Wow, that's amazing..."
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"...because his mouth is moving in sync with what you're saying."
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"[MOUTHING NONSENSE]"
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"Carl, I know you're not saying anything."
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"LUC Y: Hi."
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"ROONEY: I don't believe it. CARL: Rooney."
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"Carl Allen. Never thought I'd see the day, my man."
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"No, I just got a lot of stuff going on..."
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"Yeah? Oh, I hear you, player."
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"So we are really excited for you to be here, Carl..."
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"...because we have an announcement to make."
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"Honey, show him."
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"There it is. Deal with it."
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"LUC Y: We're engaged."
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"- Oh, my God. Come on. PETE: Right?"
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"CARL: Big step, huh? - Yeah, it's a big step. It's a huge one."
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"Man. Moving fast. That's okay."
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"What has it been, six months?"
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"- No. - Two years."
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"Oh, yeah. That's about right, then."
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"Nice. Carl, does that work for you?"
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"- Yeah, we'll figure it out. - What's there to figure out?"
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"PETE: I'm not falling for that, Carl. What's to figure out?"
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"- Open bar. What's the problem? - I'm serious. Stephanie's at the bar."
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"- The Stephanie? - Yes, my ex-wife. She's at the bar."
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"PETE: Oh, God, that is Stephanie."
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"- Looks like she's with someone there too. - They seem to be thriving. Good for her."
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