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Clips from Yes Man (2008)

"It's been years. You leave every time she comes."
Yes Man (2008)
"Totally unrelated. It has nothing to do with Stephanie."
Yes Man (2008)
"PETER: Hey."
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"- My boyfriend, Ted. - Hey."
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"- You're leaving? - Yeah, unfortunately."
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"You just got here, too, Carl."
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"Yeah, but he's got a thing."
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"There's a time crunch, and time is of the essence."
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"Anyway, I am gone-orrhea."
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"Wow. That didn't sound quite right. Oh, well."
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"See you, guys."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"- Oh! Hi, Tillie. - Morning, Carl."
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"Gee, that sounds great, but I can't."
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"- Some cereal, a little yogurt? - Yeah, no."
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"How about some toast, huh?"
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"You know, I have to go to work, but thanks."
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"MAN: Good show tonight. Come check us out."
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"Your loss. Hey, man, wanna rock out tonight?"
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"- Oh, it's you. Let me guess, no? - Yep."
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"- Yes? - No, I meant yes to your no."
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"Costume party. Yeah, no."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Here we go."
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"- Carl Allen has reported for duty. - I'm not a soldier, Norman."
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"You're a soldier on the front line of finance."
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"Norman. Line one."
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"Did you wanna get that? In the privacy of your office?"
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"- I'll just get it here. - Yeah, or that."
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"You're with Norman."
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"Remember that promotion we were talking about?"
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"- Yeah. - It's not gonna happen."
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"Tried to fight for you on the phone there."
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"It was between you and Demko, and they went with Demko."
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"I don't care. I didn't really want the job badly."
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"I just figured after five years, I'd be the logical choice, but whatever."
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"Look at it this way: At least you didn't get shit-canned."
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"- Do you know what that means? - Fired?"
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"How did you know what that meant? Have you heard me say that before?"
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"No, it's a pretty common expression."
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"- In my circles. I made it up. - Well, it's catching on."
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"- It's a funny hat and-or wig party. - Oh, man."
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"- You don't know what day it is. - When is it?"
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"- Friday. - I'm out of town."
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"You spoke at the same time I did just then."
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"Like you were committed to saying what you were saying..."
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"I admit, business has been slow."
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"There's a lot less demand for a small Rollerblade shop..."
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"...what with Big 5 and Sport Chalet..."
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"...but my designs are gonna revolutionize the roller industry."
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"I know that, Marv, but you have no equity."
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"- None. - And your credit..."
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"- Yeah. - I have no other options left."
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"Carl. Hey. Long time no see."
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"Nick Lane? Hey."
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"- You don't still work at the bank, do you? - Yeah."
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"Kind of why I'm sitting outside here, eating my lunch, wearing the nametag."
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"You must be running this place by now."
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"- How's Stephanie? - Good."
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"God."
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"She's good. What have you been doing?"
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"I've been all over the map, man. I've lived."
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"I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro. I ate bat in Laos."
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"I shot a cow with a bazooka."
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"I'm not proud of that last one, but I did it, man."
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"- Sounds wild. - Wanna know my secret?"
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"I'm a yes man."
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"The word yes has changed my life. Here."
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"No, thanks. I'm fine."
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"- You don't wanna work here, Carl. - Yeah, I do."
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"No, you don't."
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"Why don't you take this rock..."
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"...throw it at that bank and shatter the window?"
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"- No, thanks. - Then ask me if I want to."
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"- Do you wanna throw that rock at the bank? - Yes."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- What are you, nuts? - Go to the seminar, Carl."
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"SECURITY 1: Stay right there."
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"SECURITY 2: He's gonna break. - Stop."
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"Carl, live your life! You won't regret it."
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"NICK: Whoo! SECURITY 1: Hey, stop. Stop!"
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"- I know you wanna see my band. - No."
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"Sorry."
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"STEPHANIE: Hello? - Stephanie?"
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"Just felt like calling you. I was missing you, I guess. Weird, huh?"
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"- Ted and I are taking a little boat ride. - Oh, that's great."
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"Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy."
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"Oh, come on. You're halfway through, just snap it off already."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"You're so full of shit."
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"- Here it is. - Yeah. There it is."
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"You know what, buddy? You missed my engagement party tonight."
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"Oh, no. Oh, shoot, you're kidding. That was tonight?"
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"- Mm-hm. - I'm so sorry, man. I totally gapped it."
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"Listen, I'll make it up to you. I promise. I swear."
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"You pick the day. Any day you want, we'll go out, swashbuckle."
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"- What does that even mean? - I don't know."
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"This wasn't drinks at a bar, Carl. This was my engagement party."
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"- You only get married once. - I certainly wouldn't do it again."
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"And I know that you have issues because of it, but this isn't about you. It's about me."
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"When's the last time you did anything fun? You always make excuses."
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"I don't wanna commit. I don't wanna be tied down."
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"I mean, do you even know my fiancee's last name?"
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"Yeah. Fisher. Fishman."
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"- Wait. Fishwall? - Fishwall?"
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"- You think her name's Lucy Fishwall? - No? That's wrong?"
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"- It's Burns. - Burns?"
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"It's Lucy Burns, Carl."
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"And guess what? She doesn't like my best friend."
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"I keep trying to think of reasons why she should, but you know what?"
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"- I can't think of any. - Pete, l..."
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"I don't wanna hear another excuse, Carl. You do whatever you want."
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"I'm telling you, you don't change your life, you're gonna end up Ionely."
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"A Ionely guy, Carl. Lonely guy."
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"Hey, Rooney, come here for a second."
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"Carl look a little odd to you? Is it me, or does it look like he's kind of dead?"
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"Nope. No more than usual."
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"I don't know. I'm kind of leaning towards thinking he might actually be dead."
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