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Clips from Yes Man (2008)

"No means no."
Yes Man (2008)
"[IN DEEP TONE] Bonjour."
Yes Man (2008)
"Yeah, I did. You never answer when I don't."
Yes Man (2008)
"- You did get my text, right? - What? Text? What?"
Yes Man (2008)
"I'm just so jammed up."
Yes Man (2008)
"...but I know there's a thing. - A thing."
Yes Man (2008)
"No, it says specific things."
Yes Man (2008)
"What? What are you talking about?"
Yes Man (2008)
"I can see you, Carl. I'm outside the video store."
Yes Man (2008)
"That's probably who you're seeing."
Yes Man (2008)
"Carl, get outside. I know you're not talking."
Yes Man (2008)
"- What? All right. - Carl."
Yes Man (2008)
"PETE: Look who's here. CARL: Hey. You."
Yes Man (2008)
"CARL: Hey. - Thought you hung up the spurs, cowboy."
Yes Man (2008)
"So anyway, we're gonna have an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar."
Yes Man (2008)
"Oh, God, look who's here."
Yes Man (2008)
"They're touching each other's genitals. Isn't that amazing?"
Yes Man (2008)
"I'm so glad I came out. Love it. Okay, you know what? I gotta go."
Yes Man (2008)
"- No. No. Carl, you're gonna stay. - What?"
Yes Man (2008)
"Carl. Peter."
Yes Man (2008)
"- Rooney. - Stephanie, guys."
Yes Man (2008)
"Terrible timing too, because you just got here."
Yes Man (2008)
"Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing, and there's no time."
Yes Man (2008)
"Whoa!"
Yes Man (2008)
"Would you like to come over for a little breakfast?"
Yes Man (2008)
"Uh-huh. Are you sure? Because... Okay. Yep. Whatever you say."
Yes Man (2008)
"Okay."
Yes Man (2008)
"This'll cheer you up. I'm having a little get-together at my place."
Yes Man (2008)
"Sucks I'm gonna be out of town."
Yes Man (2008)
"...regardless of what I was gonna say. - Hm."
Yes Man (2008)
"Bad, but I don't wanna sound desperate."
Yes Man (2008)
"I could have. Had a couple offers. Didn't wanna get tied down."
Yes Man (2008)
"Fine? I wipe my ass with fine."
Yes Man (2008)
"Wow. Okay."
Yes Man (2008)
"[PHONE RINGING]"
Yes Man (2008)
"Yes, Carl. I have to go."
Yes Man (2008)
"[PHONE RINGING]"
Yes Man (2008)
"[MAN GRUNTING & SCREAMING ON TV]"
Yes Man (2008)
"- Pete? Hey. Where you been? - You not been getting my calls?"
Yes Man (2008)
"What? God, no. Oh, I totally lost my phone."
Yes Man (2008)
"[PHONE RINGS]"
Yes Man (2008)
"I know, Carl. I know that Stephanie left you."
Yes Man (2008)
"Hey, Carl."
Yes Man (2008)
"Wasn't a good anything."
Yes Man (2008)
"WOMAN [ON TV]: Welcome to yes. We are about to begin."
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"I saw it in your eyes, man. You're gonna love this. Terrence is a genius."
Yes Man (2008)
"From the external."
Yes Man (2008)
"And how do we control the external? With one word."
Yes Man (2008)
"[TECHNO MUSIC BLARING]"
Yes Man (2008)
"MAN 1: Yes."
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"MAN 2: Yes."
Yes Man (2008)
"MAN 3: Yes! NICK: Whoo!"
Yes Man (2008)
"I want you to invite yes into your lives..."
Yes Man (2008)
"Before we begin today, I'd like to welcome our new members."
Yes Man (2008)
"[CROWD LAUGHING]"
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"You can't audit life, my friend. Now get on up here."
Yes Man (2008)
"- I said, I'm cool. TERRENCE: Before that."
Yes Man (2008)
"No man. No man."
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"Okay."
Yes Man (2008)
"If the molehill won't come to Terrence..."
Yes Man (2008)
"Let me guess, Carl."
Yes Man (2008)
"[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]"
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"(CROWD Yes!) Yes."
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"What if I..."
Yes Man (2008)
"...the other word?"
Yes Man (2008)
"CROWD: Yes. - Again."
Yes Man (2008)
"- Yes. CROWD: Yes."
Yes Man (2008)
"Yes!"
Yes Man (2008)
"[CROWD CHEERING]"
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"[NICK WHISTLING]"
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"Could you drive me to Elysian Park?"
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"NICK: Yes!"
Yes Man (2008)
"Sure he can. Right, Carl?"
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"[NICK LAUGHING]"
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"Keep going or this'll do, because it doesn't really matter?"
Yes Man (2008)
"It's just a little further, man. Just right up the hill there."
Yes Man (2008)
"HOBO: And what did you say?"
Yes Man (2008)
"Oh, shit, man. Your battery's dead."
Yes Man (2008)
"Okay."
Yes Man (2008)
"Yes, you can."
Yes Man (2008)
"Come on, come on."
Yes Man (2008)
"[CAR STALLING]"
Yes Man (2008)
"That sucks. That happened to me last week."
Yes Man (2008)
"He used up your phone?"
Yes Man (2008)
"Yeah. Apparently he was the most popular homeless man on the planet."
Yes Man (2008)
"Well, do you need a ride?"
Yes Man (2008)
"I just don't wanna be kept alive artificially."
Yes Man (2008)
"- I can't see. I'm blind. - Me too. Isn't it great? Whoo!"
Yes Man (2008)
"- Well, thanks again for the ride. - No problem."
Yes Man (2008)
"- I'm more of a four-wheel kind of guy. - Really?"
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"Thanks."
Yes Man (2008)
"Have a good night."
Yes Man (2008)
"They may come in any form."
Yes Man (2008)
"Well, and your boss, but more your buddy than your boss, right?"
Yes Man (2008)
"Nothing I like better than the inside of a bank on a beautiful Saturday."
Yes Man (2008)
"I bake cakes in the shape of different celebrities' faces."
Yes Man (2008)
"Let's hope it doesn't taste like Mickey Rourke."
Yes Man (2008)
"Yeah. I just kind of went with my gut on it, Norm."
Yes Man (2008)
"- Yeah. - And you know what I did?"
Yes Man (2008)
"That Demko thing really chapped my ass. I marched upstairs and I told the big guns:"
Yes Man (2008)
"...whichever, or I walk."
Yes Man (2008)
"- But then I threw that off the table. - Good move."
Yes Man (2008)
"And they said if you started to show some initiative, I could promote you."
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"- Yeah, the whole cake thing. - Yeah."
Yes Man (2008)
"Know what? I called Demko this morning..."
Yes Man (2008)
"...to ask if he could work, and know what he said?"
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"- No. - How did you know that?"
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"- Thousand? - Of course, thousand."
Yes Man (2008)
"More of a douche than a dick, probably..."
Yes Man (2008)
"Yeah, exactly. It's like you said: I wasn't open to stuff, and now I am..."
Yes Man (2008)
"Excuse me. Could we get another round of drinks?"
Yes Man (2008)
"...and our good friend here, Carl, will be taking care of it."
Yes Man (2008)
"Hey, you, another bump of hot sauce."
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"ROONEY: Okay, okay."
Yes Man (2008)
"[CROWD CHEERING]"
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"Carl, that was so awesome."
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"Absolutely."
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"Hey. What do you think you're doing, asshole?"
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"...I get to take that pretty girl of yours to a ball..."
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"...because she deserves that."
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