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Clips from Yes Man (2008)

"[CROWD GASPING]"
Yes Man (2008)
"[IN NORMAL VOICE] First, we have to establish the ground rules."
Yes Man (2008)
"And the ground rules are there are no ground rules."
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"Oh, my God. That's so funny."
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"You're a complete..."
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"CARL: I almost blocked it. Didn't get there in time."
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"CARL: We really did. - Yeah. We did, bud."
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"Oh, just doing a favor for a neighbor is good enough for me."
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"How come I never see you with a girl over there?"
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"- Would you like a release? - I'm sorry?"
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"I don't know what to say here. I'm stumped. I'm baffled."
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"Get out of there. If I wanna say no, I'll say no!"
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"Nice dog."
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"[BARKING]"
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"Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my..."
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"That is a..."
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"How are you doing that? Ay!"
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"[DOORBELL RINGS]"
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"Yes, I would like to learn Korean."
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"[CARL LAUGHING]"
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"I wanna start an organic-fertilizer distribution business."
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"Way to stick in there."
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"PERFORMER 1: From the dawn of time... PERFORMER 2: In the netherworld."
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"Oh, yes, there was."
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"And that band made rock 'n' roll."
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"PERFORMER 1: And that band was rad."
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"Who are you?"
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"[PLAYING THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER]"
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"Did we make out? Oh, right, we did. Now I remember."
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"- It's so crazy. - Yeah."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"- It comes from personal experience. - Cool."
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"You want a drink?"
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"But you can walk me to my scooter."
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"I volunteer at a shelter. I paint a little bit."
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"[ALLISON LAUGHS]"
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"Well, whoever said it, it made me very uncomfortable."
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"ROONEY: Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs."
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"- Allison? ALLISON: Yeah?"
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"Do we need to use a flash?"
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"[TECHNO MUSIC BLARING FROM STEREO]"
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"Look how close I'm getting. Hey, Allison, it's me, Carl. I'm here."
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"Allison, I'm here."
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"We hit a couple raves last night. It was totally off the hook."
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"- Okay, that'd be fu... - Red Bull."
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"Okay. A lot of energy. I like it. Everybody, this is Carl."
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"WOMAN: Oh, it's a good one."
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"CARL: Hold that."
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"[CAMERAS CLICKING]"
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"Hey, Carl, you okay?"
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"If that doesn't jive with you, we should end this."
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"I don't know how people go through life with the same boring routine."
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"Say, Wake up, you. You're missing out on a little thing called life."
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"I thought he was it, the one, or whatever."
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"- I'll work on that. - Yeah, just trim the fat."
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"Sure, Faranoush."
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"You wouldn't be on a date with a strange woman."
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"Hey, I have an idea."
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"Yeah. Sure."
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"Costumes for what?"
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"Oh. Kaching! Wow. Cool costume, my man."
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"This is Allison and her wand made from a sequoia."
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"...chips, dips..."
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"...and good people, just like you two."
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"And with that card, I get access to the whole place."
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"- Yeah, put in a good word for us. - That would be great."
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"- Yeah. Tap it. - Thanks for walking me through that."
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"Next stop, Azkaban."
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"- Hey, you're getting better. - Yeah, not bad, huh?"
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"ALLISON: This is crazy. - I know, but it's great."
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"- How many people can this place even hold? - Like 17,000."
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"A little vitamin C. Keep your strength up. I will be right with you."
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"I think it's about all those loans you've been approving."
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"- Okay. - Lee? What do you need?"
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"Wesley T. Parker. Vice President, Brea Federal Savings."
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"At first I thought you might be raiding our coffers."
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"But then I looked closer."
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"...more than 98 percent of them are following through with payments."
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"And because you've given out so many of them..."
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"Got it. Yep."
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"[SOO-MI SPEAKING KOREAN]"
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"- Maybe we should just go somewhere else. - It's okay. I'll talk to her."
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"[SPEAKING KOREAN]"
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"[SPEAKING KOREAN]"
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"- Okay. - What do mean, Okay?"
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"Hold on a second, I'm thinking."
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"WOMAN 4: I know it's not what I think it is. MAN 2: Just stop."
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"You know you don't belong"
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"ALL [SINGING]: You can put the past away"
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"I wish you would step back From that ledge, my friend"
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"I would understand"
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"How's it going? What are you guys doing here?"
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"- So where you headed? - I'm meeting my girlfriend here."
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"[ALLISON LAUGHING]"
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"Here we come."
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"ALLISON: Where does someone go in Lincoln, Nebraska?"
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"Well, clearly we should go there."
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"So, what do I do? I just..."
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"[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]"
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"ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it..."
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"... for your University of Nebraska Cornhuskers."
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"- Wait a second. - Wait a second, wait a second."
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"...and you got a lawsuit on your hands."
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"ALLISON: It seemed like you fainted. - No, I told you my foot caught a nail."
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"[THUNDER RUMBLING]"
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"Come on."
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"Come on."
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"Allison, are you okay?"
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"Really?"
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"No, I didn't pause. It was just a big step."
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"Did I pause there? I could probably knock a couple milliseconds off that if you..."
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"I'm in."
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"We just wanna ask you a few questions."
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"Come on, lady."
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"- Do you hate America? - No. Of course not."
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"Then why are you plotting to attack it?"
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"I'm sorry. Was I speaking to you?"
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