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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"What the hell are you wearing?"
Archer (2009)
"Thank you. MALORY: Oh, shut up."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, I must have embezz-- --arrassed myself last night, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"...to say, Swiss bank accounts?"
Archer (2009)
"Cash reserves, how much do we have?"
Archer (2009)
"Were you gonna say "lousy with them"? I was, but then I realized that's, uh--"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. So guess what I'm in? Um..."
Archer (2009)
"Winner, winner, chicken dinner."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Noah, seriously, I swear to God, stop."
Archer (2009)
"Rock beats spoon. You should know that, you're an archeologist."
Archer (2009)
"Anthropologist."
Archer (2009)
"Whatever. If you're doing it just to get on my nerves, okay, I get it."
Archer (2009)
"But if you're trying to actually escape--"
Archer (2009)
"Well, at least he's trying something."
Archer (2009)
"It's not Algonquin for anything. Noah..."
Archer (2009)
"This is Malory Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Heh-heh-heh-heh. It's an idiom, you heathen."
Archer (2009)
"Malory will call, she'll haggle over the ransom for you, me and Riley."
Archer (2009)
"But I don't want Mother talking to Bucky."
Archer (2009)
"We're leaving. Before this cruddy school burns to the ground."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: Sterling, get your things."
Archer (2009)
"You were in the Army? Oh, who remembers?"
Archer (2009)
"That's outrageous. I won't pay it."
Archer (2009)
"I bet that brain aneurysm scrambled his Broca's area."
Archer (2009)
"Actually, not making much progress."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: Three million, and not a penny more."
Archer (2009)
"So move it. Today please."
Archer (2009)
""ArcherSucks." No."
Archer (2009)
"Duh."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, no. ARCHER: Oh..."
Archer (2009)
"Come on, you're gonna kill him. Yup, that's the plan."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, hey, knock it off."
Archer (2009)
"No shit? Yeah."
Archer (2009)
""Archerbortion." Ugh. No."
Archer (2009)
"...unless you have a better idea. State-dependent memory."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for-- And just how the hell are we supposed to lure him down here?"
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: He what? What? You little--"
Archer (2009)
"Ray! Now I kill you."
Archer (2009)
"Aah! Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Right in the same ear! MALORY: Ha! Good. Serves you right."
Archer (2009)
"BUCKY: Aah! LANA: Unh..."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: ls Lana hit? Someone talk to me!"
Archer (2009)
"You mean, spoon him as in like--? Oh, uh, right."
Archer (2009)
"How dare you? You can just forget about that ransom."
Archer (2009)
"What I do need is some fricking crab shampoo!"
Archer (2009)
"And neither is your situation. Ha! Heh-heh."
Archer (2009)
"Heh. Yeah, about that-- Noah, not now. And two..."
Archer (2009)
"...and in all the excitement, I lose track myself. Ah."
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Ray? Ray, come on honey, stay with me."
Archer (2009)
"Ray?"
Archer (2009)
"Your exact words, Pam."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, me too. And even if Riley is O-positive--"
Archer (2009)
"One of these days, I swear to God, I'm gonna burn this place straight down to the ground."
Archer (2009)
"What money? Oh, really? You sure? Because all I need to do is just--"
Archer (2009)
"Sterling can get himself out of this jam, for once."
Archer (2009)
"No, Pam, I didn't, because I'm not an id--"
Archer (2009)
"Bring it."
Archer (2009)
"How much of my blood does he need? I don't know, 10 gills?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, no, you do not."
Archer (2009)
"They're all at the intramural lacrosse finals."
Archer (2009)
"They made it to the finals? Uh-huh."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, I'm team captain. I built that team from nothing, and--"
Archer (2009)
"Archer. Ray is dying."
Archer (2009)
"Does that mean so must my dream?"
Archer (2009)
"But remember earlier, when you said you and I were friends?"
Archer (2009)
"Right? Yes, Archer, because if you do this--"
Archer (2009)
"Birds-eye view of lacrosse!"
Archer (2009)
"Now, can we please get out of here?"
Archer (2009)
"Because we are totally vulnerable."
Archer (2009)
"LANA: He's not talking about the defenders."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: The crease, idiots! Guard the crease!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, shit, they are. No, look, they're all bunched-- Oh. Oh!"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, Lana. Don't-- Aah!"
Archer (2009)
"Suck it! No!"
Archer (2009)
"Hang on."
Archer (2009)
"But now I guess the Archers of Loafcrosse..."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, here's a thing. Your mother doesn't know you ran away to be a pirate, so--"
Archer (2009)
"So now, for the rest of your idiot life, I've got that on you."
Archer (2009)
"Just screw already. Seriously."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: No thanks to you."
Archer (2009)
"Is over. So, hey, it's a happy ending."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, okay. Then I guess just pout."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: What do you mean, Lana hasn't called?"
Archer (2009)
"I've been sitting here for, like, 5 million years and the phone hasn't rung once."
Archer (2009)
"Maybe they did and just didn't call. No, I gave them explicit orders to--"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, this thing called "my boss made me sleep at my desk," so pajamas."
Archer (2009)
"In my work?"
Archer (2009)
"And then try Lana's sat phone."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, what if Lana's been captured too?"
Archer (2009)
"Then I'll have to ransom her and Sterling and Rip and--"
Archer (2009)
"Well, no, Miss Gillette's on her own. Still..."
Archer (2009)
"Get Cyril in here! I need him to find a way to pay for all this!"
Archer (2009)
"I remember being really mad and really drunk and deciding to do some online banking."
Archer (2009)
"Don't talk like black people. And how should I know? I'm still ripped."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. So you don't, um, happen to remember me saying anything about passwords..."
Archer (2009)
"Heh. I don't even remember who peed on your sofa."
Archer (2009)
"Although, if I was a gambling man--"
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: Cyril! Wha--?"
Archer (2009)
"God only knows what kind of torture Sterling's going through."
Archer (2009)
"Get off..."
Archer (2009)
"I'm not done. Yes, you are."
Archer (2009)
"But I didn't... You know."
Archer (2009)
"I can't with all the-- Everybody looking at me, and then the judgments--"
Archer (2009)
"I just traveled 8000 miles and got ambushed by Malaysian pirates..."
Archer (2009)
"...trying to rescue a person who is now responsible for my getting crabs twice."
Archer (2009)
"Where that phrase comes from? Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"No mood?"
Archer (2009)
"What? Lana!"
Archer (2009)
"Dungeon. Us. Crab. Huh?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, as opposed to the Doublemint Twins."
Archer (2009)
"Heh-heh-heh. And one, two, three, go, herd. LANA: Whoa! Unh!"
Archer (2009)
"It's no use. The trapdoor goes up a vertical shaft to the radio room."
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit. Wha--? What the hell happened to him?"
Archer (2009)
"He-- Who knows? Maybe he had a brain aneurysm."
Archer (2009)
"No, he-- it's the silent killer, Noah."
Archer (2009)
"He just kind of keeled over."
Archer (2009)
"Wha--? Excuse me, I didn't even go."
Archer (2009)
"We're going. One, two, three, down, herd. LANA: Oof."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, couple things. One, Ray, thanks for perpetuating the stereotype..."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, yeah. For your information, almost all male cheerleaders are--"
Archer (2009)
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