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Clips from Seinfeld - The Wink (S07E07)

"George, you didn't hear that from me."
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"Every morning, when you wake up, it's like you're born all over again."
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"...it would have to be the snooze alarm."
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"...that when the alarm goes off, you are not getting up."
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"You're not even awake, you're already a failure."
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"They should sell the snooze alarm with an unemployment application..."
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"Oh, God."
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"- Hot date last night? - I wish."
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"...it's hard to believe you're waking up alone."
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"Really?"
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"...Tri-State Wake-Up Service person."
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"Yeah, I've never seen him..."
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"...but I feel like we have this weirdly intimate relationship."
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"You know, I mean, I'm lying in bed."
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"I'm wearing my nightie."
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"I don't know. A blind date?"
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"At least I've spoken to my guy."
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"- Now, you're off on a topic. - That's interesting."
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"See, now, I think I would rather date the deaf."
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"Because I think the blind..."
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"You're constantly walking around with a sponge."
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"See, I disagree. I would rather date the blind."
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"You know, you could let the house go, you let yourself go."
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"A good-looking blind woman..."
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"...doesn't know you're not good enough for her."
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"I think she'd figure it out soon enough."
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"What?"
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"Veggie sandwich and a grapefruit? What are you turning into?"
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"A healthy person."
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"- You squirted me. - Oh, sorry."
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"Boy, that stings."
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"George, have you seen Morgan?"
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"- No. - He's been coming in later and later."
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"- Is there something wrong? - No, not that I know of."
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"Really?"
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"George, if there's a problem with Morgan, you can tell me."
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"Morgan? No, he's doing a great job."
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"I understand."
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"I still can't believe you're going out on a blind date."
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"- Twenty-five percent. - Twenty-five percent?"
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"- You're way off. - Way off?"
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"You been to the Motor Vehicle Bureau? It's a leper colony down there."
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"So basically, what you're saying..."
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"...is 95 percent of the population is undateable?"
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"Undateable."
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"Alcohol."
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"What is your problem?"
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"You keep winking at me. That's really obnoxious."
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"- I had no idea. - Right there. You just did it again."
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"Wait a minute. Wait a minute."
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"Oh, your eye still hurts?"
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"Pulp can move, baby."
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"I eat healthy. If I have to take out an eye, that's the breaks."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hi, Jughead."
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"Hello, Archie, Veronica, Mr. Weatherbee."
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"Yeah, like I'm gonna risk my job with the New York Yankees..."
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"...to make a few extra bucks."
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"No, of course not."
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"No, you see, Don Mattingly signed this envelope."
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"Then he sent it to room 318..."
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"I don't know. An envelope?"
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"- It doesn't really cut it. - Why?"
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"And what is this?"
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"You got that birthday card?"
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"- James. - Yes."
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"I can't believe Elaine's never taken you here."
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"You don't eat meat?"
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"- What are you, one of those-? - No, I'm not one of those."
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"When we were little girls..."
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"...Grandma Mema would take us to a matinee and dinner here."
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"No, I think I would have remembered Mema."
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"I'll have the porterhouse, medium rare, baked potato with sour cream."
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"What do you recommended besides a steak?"
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"The lamb chops are good."
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"It's a full bird, stuffed with ham, topped with Gorgonzola."
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"Just a salad."
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"Just a salad."
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"Here you are. Hey, boys."
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"Hey, you. Hey, you. Hi."
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"These are your dogs?"
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"Yeah, when you live alone, your dogs are all you have."
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"Do you like dogs?"
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"Shut up, you stupid little mutt!"
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"- Dogs? Oh, I love dogs. - Boys, this is Elaine."
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"I'm sorry. They're usually very friendly."
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"I had to cancel it. For some reason my wife got it into her head..."
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"- Really? - We got into this big fight at lunch."
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"- I'll be sleeping on the couch. - Listen, don't oversleep."
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"She's swears by this thing."
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"- By the way, you got that card? - Not yet."
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"Make sure Steinbrenner doesn't get it till I sign it."
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"Well, maybe his dogs heard about how you tried to kidnap that other dog."
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"So have you talked to Holly?"
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"Did she mention our lunch?"
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"- Kind of. - Well, what do you mean, Kind of?"
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"You know, for a man."
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"Like a quiche thing?"
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"You got that right."
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"- What is she making? - I don't know. I'm sure it had parents."
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"Well, Mr. Weatherbee."
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"I sure do."
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"- There you are. - Hey."
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"That was the grapefruit. It's like acid."
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"Well, get it back. It's very important."
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"- Where did you get these napkins? - They were Grandma Mema's."
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"- I don't remember them. - You wouldn't."
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"Special occasions? It wasn't special when my family visited?"
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"Mutton."
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"- Are you Bobby? - Yes."
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"Well, I heard that you have a very special birthday card..."
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"...with all the Yankee autographs on it."
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"Oh, no. I'd never part with this card for anything in the world."
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"Well, Bobby..."
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"- Really? Paul O'Neill would do that? - For you, he would."
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"Two?"
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"What about this candelabra?"
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"That was Grandma Mema's also."
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"She bought it on her trip to Europe in 1926."
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"Jerry, I'm thrilled you like my mutton. I was afraid you only ate salad."
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"Hey, salad's got nothing on this mutton."
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