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Clips from Seinfeld - The Wink (S07E07)

"That is so funny. Did you just make that up?"
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"How about that beautiful desk over there?"
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"What did you do, ransack the place after she died?"
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"This is some fine mutton."
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"- Well, the thing is- - It's cold out, okay?"
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"I didn't bring my own, okay? Jerry."
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"God forbid I should borrow one from Holly."
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"It might have belonged to Grandma Mema."
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"Thanks for mutton."
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"Nice doggy."
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"I'm a nice person."
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"Don't believe what you hear."
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"I love dogs. I really do."
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"- Where are the napkins? - What?"
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"I don't know about that."
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"- Have you got any floss? - You heard her. She coveted them."
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"I bet she took them just to spite me."
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"She's probably having a laugh about it right now."
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"- Did you hide the dogs? - Yeah, they're in the kitchen."
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"I had to get off the street. I remembered you lived here."
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"Why were dogs chasing you?"
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"I can tell you about it someday, but not right now."
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"Well, we'll have to sleep head-to-toe."
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"Hey, wake up."
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"I'm sorry. I didn't get any sleep. You kept kicking me in the face."
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"I'll make them later."
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"No, he's late again."
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"That's impossible. I got him a wake-up service."
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"You don't have to cover for him."
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"Sounds like all that winking got you a promotion."
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"I don't want Morgan's job. He's got a lot of work to do."
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"Hey, Elaine, your friend never woke up Mr. Morgan."
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"My cousin Holly is completely insane."
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"She keeps calling and accusing me of stealing her napkins."
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"Because they were in the pockets of my jacket."
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"I was using them to spit out the mutton."
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"You spit it out?"
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"I was almost mauled because of that mutton."
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"- What exactly is mutton? - I don't know."
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"I must have left it at James'."
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"Yeah, but we reversed positions, so there was no funny business."
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"...but my pen's kind of screwed up and you'll probably only get, like, half a P."
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"You promised a kid in the hospital I'd hit two home runs?"
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"- Yeah, what? No good? - No, it's no good. It's terrible."
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"You don't hit home runs like that."
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"That's ridiculous. I'm not a home-run hitter."
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"Well, maybe I did overextend myself."
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"How did you get in here anyway?"
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"Yeah, well, why did you have to stick your feet in my face?"
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"Yes, I have the jacket. Hold on."
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"Fellas."
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"It's hot in here."
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"Hey, Bobby, can I have some of your juice?"
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"- Yeah? - It's Holy."
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"Towering shot to deep right field, and it's gone!"
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"Yeah."
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"After you scarfed up my mutton..."
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"Well, I said hello to Franco for you."
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"- Franco? - Your butcher down the street."
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"- A little. - That is so Franco."
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"Two and one to Paul O'Neil."
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"Bobby, it's hard to hit two home runs in one game, even for Paul O'Neill."
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"He can do it, Mr. Kramer."
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"Long fly bal into deep left field, and it drops just over Bele's head."
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"O'Neil rounds third, being waved in."
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"Inside-the-park home run!"
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"- Yes, he did it. - All right."
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"Now, that's being scored a triple for Paul O'Neil..."
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"Hey."
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"That's not a home run."
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"Well, maybe not technically, but-"
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"Come on, Bobby. Bobby, that's just as good."
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"- Well, you're not taking that card. - Now, Bobby, Bobby. We had a deal."
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"So is the chop the way you like it?"
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"Something really stinks to high-"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Listen, I'm meeting James here."
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"He's bringing over your jacket."
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"I didn't take your napkins."
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"- Now, Morgan, did you ever sign it? - No, sir. George never gave it to me."
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"That's right. I didn't."
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"- I got it. - What's this?"
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"George, this is beautiful."
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"Why didn't you tell me you were gonna have it mounted?"
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"Yeah, you were probably just gonna stick it in an envelope."
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"Well, you screwed me again, Costanza."
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"Hi, James. Oh, this is-"
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"Excuse me. What are those dogs wearing?"
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"Oh, bandanas. Aren't they cute?"
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"Hey, what happened to my jacket?"
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"Oh, the dogs did that, but it wasn't their fault."
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"- Was it mutton? - Could have been."
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"Thanks for the card. I loved it. It made me feel good."
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"No, no, not just me. The whole organization."
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"Especially Mr. Morgan."
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"Morgan, Morgan. You know, his name is absent from this card."
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"Like he went out of his way not to sign it."
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"Oh, no, Morgan is a good man, sir."
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"Well, thank you, sir. You know, I'm not quite sure I'm right for it."
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"It's done, George. He's out, you're in."
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"- Long, long hours. - I know."
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"Not much more money."
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"That's what I'm afraid of."
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"George, as painful as it is, I've had to let a few people go over the years."
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"...Billy Martin..."
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"You're on your way to the bathroom trying to remember, How do I walk?"
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"But if any invention marks the decline of human civilization..."
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"- Hello. - This is your wake-up service."
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"A woman with a sexy voice lik e yours..."
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"The wake-up guy asked you out?"
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"Yeah, but I've seen pictures of her."
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"I think I'd rather go on a deaf date than a blind date."
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"What is this?"
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"It's from that grapefruit Jerry squirted at me."
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"Wait a minute. I must have been winking down at the office."
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"A birthday card."
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"Signed by the entire Yankee organization?"
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"This could be worth something."
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"Somebody's been giving Wilhelm the impression I've been slacking off."
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"Hey, you know, you should try my friend's wake-up service."
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