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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - USPIS (S02E02)

"- and it was a big one. - I know."
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"because my puppy-cat got sick."
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"Yes, the capital of Ecuador is Quito."
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"Oh."
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"Anyway, Happy Birthday from all of us."
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"I can't believe it. The fake birthday worked!"
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"You're a genius!"
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"We're both geniuses!"
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"Thumbtack mug."
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"Hey. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry I'm late."
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"I had to go back to the deli and return my everything bagel."
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"All of them. Okay."
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"Nice."
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"a creepy, old wardrobe/portal to an enchanted land"
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"full of talking toads and fairy folk."
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"It has something to do with the post office."
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"It's got "USPS" engraved on it."
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"Copy that."
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"I'm gonna push you up, just like a bra."
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"Come on, man."
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"I'm sorry. Let's start fresh."
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"Hi!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"I'm just a little on edge"
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"Be right out, Teddy!"
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"Terrifying."
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"Code for "badass." Yeah."
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"It's actually pronounced "dong-er.""
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"Oh, Jack donger."
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"Have a seat."
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"here at USPIS."
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"to the shipment of contraband fruit."
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"Uh, we're here"
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"Whoa. Yes."
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"Real beauts."
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"which is to say, real mail,"
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"because email has put hundreds of my coworkers out of work."
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"How would you like it if they laid off"
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"all of your fellow detectives"
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"I've literally drawn sketches of that."
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"You know how I finally stopped eating?"
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"You got too big to fit through the kitchen door?"
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"I learned how to beat my cravings."
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"When I'd feel a food craving, I would dunk my head"
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"Okay. Now!"
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"Last time."
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"Good job. I'm glad danger was useful."
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"Yeah, but he also told us how he brought down"
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"Yeah, he showed us all these pictures"
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"Wait, "from now on"?"
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"Love your precinct."
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"At USPIS, everyone gets his own office,"
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"Every envelope is a potential target for Al-Qaeda."
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"Jackie donger."
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"see if he's seen anything suspicious."
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"They do?"
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""Going postal" means that..."
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"I just said what it means. That's what it means."
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"Okay."
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"Well, howzabout we avoid human contact altogether"
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"Jackpot. It's giggle pig."
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"You have served your country proud, little lady."
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"Peralta, help! Help me up."
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"He's gone."
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"Fine, I was going out to smoke."
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"but many years ago, I myself overcame an addiction."
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"Go, razzmataz. Go, razzmataz."
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"It's bugle boy, winning by a head."
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"Music is a crutch."
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"before initiating a foot pursuit."
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"was your hand clutching my leg."
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"Boyle, why don't you show donger what a fax machine is?"
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"Okay."
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"The perp got away because he's the world's biggest tool."
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"with this behonkus?"
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"and I think you could have guessed that from context."
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"I will do it for you as a favor because you're my friend."
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"My own relatives don't have that address."
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"Oh, I know. I know."
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"Listen, I gotta jump in there, so..."
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"I very much doubt that."
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"What husband? She's a widow."
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"I... uh-oh, I have to go."
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"Santiago, are you smoking in there?"
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"Who collected the keys?"
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"Once they know we're onto them, they burn the whole system."
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"Trust me, they're done with the boxes."
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"Trust me. I'm a federal agent."
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"Your motto is "surprisingly, we exist.""
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"Incorrect."
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"Our motto is "nos custodimus quod lingus.""
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"Hey, if you're hungry, Maury went postal"
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"Sweet."
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"I'm gonna print out this list of suspects,"
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"You know, robo-partner would not question this for a moment."
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"No, but there's more than muffins."
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"NYPD, open up!"
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"Police! Hands in the air!"
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"Amy, I'm taking charge of your journey away from addiction."
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"Terry and I agreed to participate"
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"For I am a powerful woman."
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"I feel it!"
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"Task force, officially on the scoreboard"
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"What the hell?"
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"Donger just called and said you abandoned him,"
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"and licked a roll of antique stamps."
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"I told you to work with USPIS."
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"Do you think just because we're friends"
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"you can do whatever you want?"
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"What! He can't do that."
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"They're a federal agency."
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"From now on, any bust that comes from this,"
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"including Delroy, goes to USPIS."
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"It's horrible and I deserve it."
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"I hate seeing you like this."
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"the babylonians did that to their enemies."
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"I'm sorry I was a jerk."
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"and I'm not buying it for a second."
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"I don't think you're sorry and I don't think you respect USPIS."
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"And spare no detail."
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