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Clips from Semi-Pro (2008)

"Baby, wake up, we're naked"
Semi-Pro (2008)
"Baby, are you ready to lick me sexy?"
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"I wanna do a little thing wit' you"
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"When I say love me you say sexy"
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"- Sexy. - Oh, yeah, Flint Tropics crowd!"
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"Scootsie Doubleday!"
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"This guy is single and disease-free, no V.D. at all..."
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"but you could be the lucky girl to give it to him!"
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"Twiggy Munson!"
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"What chick wants to be with a guy that's hung like a twig?"
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"Show me one gal who says that and I'll show you a liar."
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"That little kid from the Jackson Five, he scares ya too."
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"this guy, what can I say about him?"
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"She has got a tremendous set of boobs."
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"I don't know, they... To me she looks structurally unsound."
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"your pop singing sensation, but most importantly..."
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"your power forward..."
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"yours truly, Jackie Moon!"
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"Jackie Moon always gives himself..."
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"What is he doin'? You know what? Fuck it."
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"Listen, I promised these fans a show tonight, all right?"
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"And this."
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"I agree, it's completely unprofessional, Dick."
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"No, I like to smoke when I drink."
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"All right, fans, let's hear it for Downtown Funky Stuff Malone!"
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"That's my son."
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"Downtown wastes no time tagging out Bee Bee Ellis..."
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"That's right, Nets."
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"And, yes!"
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"- Wow! That was quite a shot. - Pounce!"
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"All right, everybody, let's hear it for Tropical time..."
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"and let's hear it for Busch Bavarian."
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"If you're gonna drink a beer, you might as well make it Busch Bavarian."
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"from the other side of the court. The Moon shot."
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"- All right, Dukes. - Dukes!"
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"OK."
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"Come on, let's go, people. Let's get it goin'."
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"- No! - Yes!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Father Pat, he stepped on the line. He stepped on it."
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"- No, no, it was legal. - No, no..."
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"Jackie, he made the shot."
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"Who the hell has $10,000?"
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"Cool!"
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"Now he's back home doing 9 to 5"
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"- Hey, Jackie. - Hey, guys, everything good?"
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"to each one of you, that's a guarantee."
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"Baby, are you ready to lick..."
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"that's the word on the street and the shit is messed up."
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"Downtown Funky Stuff Malone, you hear me?"
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"Hey, guys, what's shakin'?"
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"possibly talking..."
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"- merger. - A merger?"
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"- The NBA? - Us mergin'?"
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"Yeah, first scene."
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"America."
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"I'll keep this team alive."
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"the ABA will be merging with the NBA..."
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"I'm a real owner."
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"All right, let's..."
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"A big bag of shit!"
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"OK, Jackie, listen to me. Jackie?"
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"No!"
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"Jackie, we agreed to a very large sum."
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"The NBA's gonna take four teams, Jackie."
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"This is a good deal."
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"Aw, gee whiz..."
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"that sounds like so much fun..."
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"But he has a point."
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"But... What both those guys said."
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"I'll take both of you fuckers out right damn now!"
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"We're not gonna fight, we're gonna vote!"
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"Come on, guys..."
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"This is a chance to become a real NBA franchise."
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"Yeah, well, we just need to start hittin' our threes, OK?"
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"- I know. - I apologize."
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"I think this guy could give us a new spark."
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"Now, don't get mad."
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"- At point guard... - At point guard?"
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"He punches in bunches."
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"Yeah."
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"This guy's an old warrior, come on."
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"It's a thrill to be in Flint. Smells Tropical in here."
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"at some point in time."
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"It's been about 12 weeks since I porked 'em."
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"And what does E-L-E stand for?"
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"Got that, Monix?"
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"this is a lifestyle."
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"Thank you. Good to be here."
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"Monix!"
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"Why the hell would he want to come to Flint?"
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"I'll get it."
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"You look great."
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"- Monix! - Hey."
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"- What's up? - Yeah."
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"Good night, Ed."
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"Ed Monix is a tenacious defender, and he can hit the big shots."
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"No, actually, there is."
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"- I don't remember 'em. - Oh, no."
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"- I will never believe that. - All game long."
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"- No way. - I mixed 'em!"
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"Cornelius, you're a good friend, but that arm hasn't properly healed..."
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"and I've told you 100 times you're never gonna play for the Tropics."
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"Well, in my fantasy life, I'm on the team."
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"Gorgonzola, muenster and cottage."
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"- They are. - Yep."
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"Yeah, yeah. I just called you cocksucker."
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"I'm pretty sure that you called me a jive turkey."
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"I'm gonna show you guys this game that I learned..."
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"It's not loaded!"
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"There's no bullets in there! I never load it!"
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"I'll see you fuckers in hell!"
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"- How do you like your martini, sir? - Stirred, in a half-carafe."
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"No, I don't. Why don't you just shut up, man?"
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"Say, Monix, why don't you let us see that championship ring, man?"
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"- Yes! - Yo, man, let me see it!"
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"- That's cool, man. - I hear that."
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"Come on, Clarence. You're just actin' jealous."
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"- Be my guest. - I don't think your knees can take it."
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"Hey! Hey, I got a ring up here too. Mine says love."
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