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Clips from Semi-Pro (2008)

"- Back to you. Right back, though. - You're right. OK."
Semi-Pro (2008)
"- No? - Yeah. OK, clear."
Semi-Pro (2008)
"- Come on, Jackie. You walked. - Suck my cock! I'll murder your family!"
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"- What did I say? - You said, S my C."
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"- I barely raised my voice. - I should call your mother."
Semi-Pro (2008)
"It appears a line has been crossed by Father Pat of all people."
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"God damn it, Pat. What the hell's wrong with you?"
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"Good night."
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"Hey, Flint Tropics, welcome back, give the Amigos a heart attack"
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"It's written in glitter, man."
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"- Bigger bank? - That has a big check department."
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"- That's what I'd do. - OK."
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"Scootsie, he is takin' you to town!"
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"Let's go. Eyes up here. Turn that contraption off. Come on."
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"He convinced the board to pass another merger rule."
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"It's OK, Scootsie. 'Cause I got a plan. All right?"
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"Could be a lot of television cameras out there, so we just gotta be tiptop."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"It's eyeliner, dummy."
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"Trap, trap, trap, trap, trap."
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"Hey. Look at my eyes. No, look at my eyes."
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"- Look at me. - Where you goin'? Where you goin'?"
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"- Two points, Tropics. - Way to go, Twiggy!"
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"- Who's got character now? - My confidence is sky-high right now."
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"What the hell's wrong with Vakidis?"
Semi-Pro (2008)
"All right, everyone. Try not to sweat if you can."
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"Hell, no. This shit burnin' already, man."
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"Just open your eyes with your fingers, guys. It's really nice."
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"- I don't give a shit! - Commissioner's watching."
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"- You wanna kill the merger? C'mon. - Everybody relax."
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"No, but a little bit of a delay in play for a moment here."
Semi-Pro (2008)
"What about during commercial?"
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"Yeah, I like it. Yeah, it's good."
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"My goodness."
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"Why can't we be friends?"
Semi-Pro (2008)
"Father Pat is getting the worst of a lot of this."
Semi-Pro (2008)
"- Why can't we be friends? - And we're back in three..."
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"- Then I just kicked him! - Man."
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"- Still got it, J. - Now, that is how you play basketball."
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"God, this guy's a bummer."
Semi-Pro (2008)
"You know, Lombardi, Charles Lindbergh..."
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"As opposed to a bunch of selfish assholes tryin' to look cool every night."
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"Yeah, you got a little ring and all, but you personally, you ain't won shit."
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"Champion or not, at least I played the game."
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"Shit."
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"I think I drained all I can out of there."
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"- How about that? - Yeah."
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"For, you know, back then we had some problems."
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"Hey, I cheated on you once."
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"Yeah."
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"Did we have some fun?"
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"Sometimes."
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"I'm flattered, but I don't think Jackie would be too happy about this."
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"OK, Tropics, hustle up."
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"Five, six, seven, eight."
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"Arch that back, Bee Bee."
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"Leg kick, Scootsie."
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"Nice! And freeze it."
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"And then we start the game."
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"Look, Jackie. Now, don't get mad, but some of us got together..."
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"You motherfuckin' cocksuckers."
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"I bought 'em!"
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Listen."
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"not because we might get a dunk and get your dick sucked after the game..."
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"but because sprinting might pull the defense out of position..."
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"- Hustle, Clarence! - Come on, come on."
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"'Cause someday you're gonna be too tired or too nervous to think."
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"We need to be able to run this play in our sleep."
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"- by runnin' in circles over here. - Don't lose your mind, Jackie Moon."
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"We are runnin' this until we puke."
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"- Well, basically, we have. - Yeah, I'm pretty beat, Coach."
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"Get up and run, Coach! You're gonna puke like everybody else!"
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"I can't puke, Monix! I've never puked in my life, ever!"
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"You're lying to me."
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"She said I was fascinating."
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"I don't think so."
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"Let that out."
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"Let go! Hold it in, Jackie! Hold it in!"
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"Playing with a lot of energy and a lot of confidence."
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"Jangel has the ball now."
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"That's something we have not seen before. And a timeout is called."
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"The crowd is really excited tonight."
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"They know what's at stake, Dick."
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"No, I'm talking about free corn dogs."
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"Wait, we don't want to win by too much?"
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"- Corn dogs. - What?"
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"Hey, we're up by seven, OK?"
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"We're talkin' a lot of corn dogs!"
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"I don't give a shit about the corn dogs, all right?"
Semi-Pro (2008)
"We play hard every second. We run the offense. Everybody got that?"
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"Let's get Tropical!"
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"You wanna just throw it to me? I can get it to Clarence. That might be easier."
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"- Nice, Monix! - Monix inbounds to Clarence."
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"Double team, double team."
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"I won't do anything if I get the ball, I promise."
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"Dishes off to Scootsie."
Semi-Pro (2008)
"But look at this, Jackie Moon blocks his own teammate's shot!"
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"A loose ball on the court, Vakidis gets it."
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"No!"
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"God damn it, Vakidis!"
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"Learn fuckin' English!"
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"Corn dogs, Jackie! Corn dogs for all these people."
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"Crazy for corn dogs."
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"And Jackie Moon gives us a victory lap right out the door!"
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"No, to the high post, Vakidis. Help him."
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"- and Downtown Funky Stuff Malone... - Dance to the music"
Semi-Pro (2008)
"...and Sugar Dunkerton."
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"- Dance to the music - He's tryin' out his new name tonight."
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"Dance to the music"
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"You might like to hear the horns blowin'"
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"Cynthia on the throne, yeah!"
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"Swing, back."
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"Behind his back to Doubleday."
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"Hey, don't tell anybody."
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"Dance to the music"
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"Don't think I didn't see you hiding in the upper deck."
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"Yo, Monix!"
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"What's up, man? Hey, check out the jersey. I'm you!"
Semi-Pro (2008)
"What do you think you're doing?"
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"- Hey, Kyle? - Yeah!"
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