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Clips from Scrubs - My Two Dads (S01E01)

"He has neutropenic fever. His white blood cell count's stabilised."
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"I'm 13, I must love wrestling, right?"
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"I wanna see 'em on a real girl. A cute girl."
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"The janitor. This guy is always bothering me."
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"Hey, sport. Got your page."
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"Ammonia's a little strong today."
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"- You just go like this. - That's hot."
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"What did we agree you would do whenever I left a room?"
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"- I'm sorry, baby. - That's better."
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"Why would you think we'd slept together?"
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"I've been really busy at the hospital lately."
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"I want us to know each other better than we know ourselves."
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"That sounds like something you'd say."
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"...show me you know me."
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"I don't know if they taught you this in the land of puppy-dog tails"
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"Do you know what this is? This is me washing my hands of you."
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"Just look at my badge."
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"Then your kids can read about it when you're dead."
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"You wanna show a woman you know her, buy her a little something."
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"None of my patients are improving."
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"With rich cliché centres?"
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"I'm gonna buy her a really nice pen."
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"No, she loves to write. She handwrites all of her letters"
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"Check her LFTs and coags."
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"- I accept! - Don't interrupt me. Come here."
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"- Is he really that bad? - I hate Robert Kelso."
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"Totally."
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"I fell on it."
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"I was bored."
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"- That's not Carla's pen? - I had no time to shop!"
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"Beautiful day for golf, sports?"
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"I don't know what you're trying to pull, but I am not a guy you wanna mess with."
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"Steadman, I need a tee."
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"It's just a friendly game of golf with a couple of guys from work."
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"He's got nothing to say. After all, he's here too."
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"Good night, Irene! Fantastic golf shot, sir."
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"Real nice length. Now, does your husband happen to play?"
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"But, no, I'm not a hypocrite for being here."
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"Ignore him. Just let your game do all the talking."
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"Since we've been chatting, maybe you could raise your heart rate for me?"
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"Don't make her open it."
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"and your enemies closer."
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"- It's a technicality. - But there's the rub."
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"You stick with me"
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"with or without insurance, and I want you to help me."
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"See you next Wednesday."
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"He shouldn't even be putting you in that situation."
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"Maybe a little."
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"- That's four. - That's three."
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"That's five."
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"Let's just worry about getting you better. OK, gorgeous?"
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"Do a wallet biopsy on her, and if the insurance doesn't check out,"
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"Come on, I wanna show you something."
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"Wait. It's about the pen."
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"and I see a great one... in the Lost and Found Box."
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"is more important to you than having sex with me?"
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"Stay, Rowdy, stay."
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"- Excuse me, miss. - Can I help you?"
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"At what point did I become a crazy person?"
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"and it might be hard to live down."
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"- Thanks. Glad I shared. - Come on."
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"And on that note..."
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"I just wanted to see what team you were playing for."
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"I'm insolent?"
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"I hope you learn from this."
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"You're suspended. Effective immediately."
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"I'm not really that into golf."
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"I guess that's your choice, isn't it, Dr Dorian?"
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"I'm hurt."
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"I heard your dad arranged for a visit from The Rock?"
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"Come on, The Rock's a movie star."
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"What could a guy possibly wanna see more?"
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"Guys, we need an answer."
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"Name one thing guys wanna see more than anything in the world?"
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"Louie, we're gonna go with boobs."
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"Show me boobs."
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"There they are."
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"Good job!"
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"Don't look at him, don't talk to him, don't..."
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"- No, I have a... - That's one."
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"Keep pushin'."
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"This better be good. Paging the Chief of Medicine."
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"and it seems the TIPS procedure he's scheduled for is unnecessary."
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"Why unnecessary?"
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"He's dead."
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"Excellent catch, Dr..."
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"Dr..."
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"Dorian! You see me every day."
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"That was the name of the patient, sir."
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"- Fine work, doctor. Fine work. - I hear that."
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"That's two."
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"Now, Rowdy."
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"- When you're not here, he does it. - I'm sure. He's shy."
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"I think you should go ahead and do it."
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"- I am not flashing my breasts. - It's easy."
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"I went by paediatrics."
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"- They thought it was funny. - I'm borrowing a sweatshirt."
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"My man Turk is getting it daily, nightly and ever-so-rightly."
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"What up, dawg!"
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"Once every 4.2 seconds, a man says something stupid"
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"that a woman hears and punishes him for. This wasn't one of those times."
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"What up, dawg?"
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"Because I'm a nurse? Because I'm Latina?"
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"Because you guys have been dating for a while."
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"- Turk told me. - No! I didn't! He assumed."
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"And did you correct him?"
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"Is that how you see this relationship? As some mad dash to the finish line?"
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"I'll take you into that bedroom now"
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"because I will have used all your up and down. Now, is that what you want?"
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"- No. - Good."
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"Because what I want is for this to be a real relationship."
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"- Wow. - That's right, ''wow''."
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"You're the one who told Kelso that Mr Martinez was dead?"
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"- That's terrific work. - Looks like word gets around."
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"I'm certain invasive vascular procedures have a low success rate on dead people."
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"That TIPS procedure was for Mrs Blitt down in 103."
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"You see, she doesn't have insurance."
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"But Mr Martinez had great insurance."
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"Should I talk slower or get a nurse who speaks fluent Moron?"
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"where you obviously, if not grew up, then spent most of your summers,"
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