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Clips from Dr. Ken - Thanksgiving Culture Clash (S01E01)

"It was supposed to be about traditions."
Dr. Ken
"Got it right here."
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"To make it look like words from a distance."
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"Dave, when a girl..."
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"Dave, when a girl is blossoming into womanhood,"
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"Look, I'm really sorry, okay?"
Dr. Ken
"No screens for a month... no laptop, no TV, no phone."
Dr. Ken
"But I think we know who to blame for the Japanese part."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, come, now."
Dr. Ken
"Onto the kids, huh?"
Dr. Ken
"that our kids identify with their Japanese background."
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"but it wasn't important to you."
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"You're a lapsed Korean."
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"Bye, Dave."
Dr. Ken
"Clark, you've known me forever."
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"I am! Look, my parents moved here from Korea."
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"Ah. Small talk."
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"Uh, let's see. Let's see."
Dr. Ken
"Whoa, wait. I thought that was over."
Dr. Ken
"Let's just say there'll be two kinds of stuffing."
Dr. Ken
"Hope no one's allergic to fun!"
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""We'll be there"?!"
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"Okay, so just go after. I have plans, too."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, Clark. I get it. It's fun to be gay."
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"Well, as long as she's not fexting."
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"What's all this?"
Dr. Ken
"Needs more bulgogi. I'll be right back."
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"Dave, kill the camera."
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"Good. Then that's what I'm gonna do."
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"And..."
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"Fine! I'll do it myself."
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"Yep. You are gonna blow up on faxtagram."
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"Oh, God."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, Dave is doing a school project,"
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"I thought you went to the sportsmen's lodge."
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"I know, but her thing sounded lame."
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"We thought Christmas, gift, Thanksgiving, no gift."
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"I am just so happy that you guys came."
Dr. Ken
"I know!"
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"and she doesn't know how much cheese I like."
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"I know. And I got to get to my Turkey Trot thing."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no. Don't bother."
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"Got it."
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"Kimchi."
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"Where turkey?"
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"I would kill a man for some mashed potatoes."
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"Damona? Do you want to guess?"
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"Corn and cider?"
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"that the pilgrims gave the Native Americans"
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"Yo! The pie's not even in!"
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"Oh, man! Where did the time go?"
Dr. Ken
"No, it was both of you guys."
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"- Yes! I'm a very good friend! - Ohh!"
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"It's past my bedtime, and I got to clean up."
Dr. Ken
"What are you talking about the pie for? Get on out!"
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"Thank you. Bye!"
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"Bye!"
Dr. Ken
"Son..."
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"Pat. What are you doing here?"
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"Don't spread this at the office,"
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"Huh."
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"Well, at least that means Thanksgiving's over, thank God."
Dr. Ken
"I'll see you at work on Monday."
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"Eh, that's okay. I'm lapsed, too."
Dr. Ken
"We have guests."
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"In search of wisdom..."
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"when the white man invades."
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"I have to do a video project"
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"on our family's Thanksgiving traditions."
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"So, what are they?"
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"Thanksgiving's in two days."
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"Weren't you gonna talk to him about not procrastinating?"
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"Yeah, yeah. I'll get to it."
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"Well, Dave, this is the first Thanksgiving"
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"we're having at our house with all your grandparents,"
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"So everything's gonna be new."
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"That doesn't help me at all."
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"Forget it. I'll just deal with this tomorrow."
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"Hey, Dave."
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"When you put things off till the last minute,"
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"you get such an adrenaline rush."
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"Okay, do you have the list I gave you"
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"To pick up the stuff for the dinner?"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"Nope, not blank... I wrote some scribbles on it"
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"Dave!"
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"What happened?"
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"I walked in on Molly getting dressed."
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"I got this."
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"never look at her."
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"I didn't see her naked."
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"Then what's wrong?"
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"Molly has a tattoo."
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"What?!"
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"And not that anyone's asking me,"
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"But, man, is it tacky."
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"It's the Japanese symbol for "wisdom.""
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"Molly, we always say"
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"we want you to learn by making your own mistakes."
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"But we don't mean it."
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"It's just a hollow parenting expression..."
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"like "we're not angry. We're just disappointed.""
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"Yeah, we're always angry."
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"It's not a big deal."
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"A lot of my friends have gotten tattoos."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, really? Have a lot of your friends jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge?"
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"No."
Dr. Ken
"Good."
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"Mol, an apology is not enough."
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"There's a permission issue here, and you didn't have ours."
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"So you're cutting me off from my friends?!"
Dr. Ken
"This month, you have one friend."
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"His name is Dave Park,"
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"which brings his friend total to one, as well."
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"A tattoo? Are you kidding me?!"
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"That's a gateway rebellion."
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"I mean, soon, she'll have face piercings,"
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"Those things that stretch out your earlobes,"
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"Ties to the underworld."
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"What underworld?"
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