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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"Ha, ha. I think she means she'll shove it up your--"
Archer (2009)
"you drank it and then puked into my trash can."
Archer (2009)
"Do you even hear yourself?"
Archer (2009)
"It honestly kind of comes and goes."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, go start the car. Are you not going to--?"
Archer (2009)
"I will go start the car."
Archer (2009)
"Uh-huh. So two-J? No. Not two years, ass."
Archer (2009)
"Fourteen months. So go ahead, laugh."
Archer (2009)
"At what? I was gonna say two weeks. Two years is--"
Archer (2009)
"The puppy drowned too."
Archer (2009)
"Me and anybody who could fog a mirror."
Archer (2009)
"Handler matured. Ha'.!"
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"Oh, my God. The tinnitus."
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"Archer-- Hang on, should we get that?"
Archer (2009)
"Damn you, tinnitus, you're a cruel mistress."
Archer (2009)
"But seriously, do you not hear that? Yes, now."
Archer (2009)
"So? So, what if all that stuff..."
Archer (2009)
"I know I'm not perfect, but you have to admit I'm better."
Archer (2009)
"Than...'? Than I Was."
Archer (2009)
"First of all, Cyril--"
Archer (2009)
"Drives people crazy."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, you have matured. Lana, I have. Just let me prove it."
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"...how would you?"
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"Hello?"
Archer (2009)
"Speaking."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Uh-huh."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, Lana, check you later."
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"About how you've matured and you wanna get back together."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, my dear Sterling, come for me."
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"Hey, asshole!"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, how's it going?"
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"Thank you. They're beautiful."
Archer (2009)
"The alkaloids."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, right. Because you have those."
Archer (2009)
"And I'm sorry if you misunderstood. I did not call you for the romance."
Archer (2009)
"Besides I wouldn't be interest-- I have a girlfriend, so..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh? Yeah, an actress, of stage and screen."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Well, I hope she makes you happy."
Archer (2009)
"Is funny, you don't ask where is Barry."
Archer (2009)
"Heh, heh. What do you mean, "Where is Barry?" He's--"
Archer (2009)
"I don't know."
Archer (2009)
"And only one week after-- Well, you know, when I left you for him..."
Archer (2009)
"And since then, it's nothing."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, what were the first two?"
Archer (2009)
"Make that two time-shares."
Archer (2009)
"Barry. Oh."
Archer (2009)
"...if you ever truly loved me, you will help Barry to come home to me."
Archer (2009)
"Okay."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, let me get this straight."
Archer (2009)
"You wanna help psycho cyborg super-villain Barry..."
Archer (2009)
"...who's trapped in space like General fricking Zod..."
Archer (2009)
"Right? When Barry gets back, she'll realize what a dick he is..."
Archer (2009)
"...so she'll need somebody to talk to, so"
Archer (2009)
"enter Sterling Archer, the sensitive friend."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, right?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for-- This is not Opposite World."
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"God, okay. This is Opposite World."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, and since certain people around here may not see how brilliant my plan is..."
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"...they're gonna need to be-- Convinced?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry, did you say "incapacitated"?"
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"Barry the unstoppable psycho cyborg."
Archer (2009)
"He's not unstoppable anymore. Ray's got bionic legs."
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"smashing each other with cop cars and shit..."
Archer (2009)
"Bap-bap-bap. Stop."
Archer (2009)
"- I was tired. - Ew."
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"Cyril?"
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"- What? Oh! - Heh, heh, heh."
Archer (2009)
"Ray?"
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"Seriously, how is that even a genre?"
Archer (2009)
"- Ugh! Not with all this damn racket. What--?"
Archer (2009)
"- Why aren't you in position? - I am, this is how I do it."
Archer (2009)
"Why? What are you hiding this time?"
Archer (2009)
"Probably another one of her so-called mystery fires."
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"Okay, so where's the-J?"
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"Worst day ever!"
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"Okay, now I just need to find--"
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"- Ow! I mean, totally shit job? - Cheryl."
Archer (2009)
"Pam, the important thing is that I'm happy. Try not to overthink it."
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"Since when?"
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"God, that is just classic Archer. Right?"
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"...because that's the only way to fill the"
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"Do What?"
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"What the shit? What? You said be convincing."
Archer (2009)
"Convincing, not deliberately hurtful. Well?"
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"Yo, asshole. What are we doing here?"
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"Fixing that spaceship, buddy."
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"Looks like it's just about done, huh?"
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"And how did they, uh, all die?"
Archer (2009)
"Ah, heh, different ways. Okay."
Archer (2009)
"Swift and severe. The punishment will be swift and severe."
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"I mean it, Lana, that girl is out of here."
Archer (2009)
"And right when she was gonna invest $10 million in ISIS."
Archer (2009)
"She said that? Oh, my God, that phony prospectus must have worked."
Archer (2009)
"Do you think the money's in here? Come on, help me look in these boxes."
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"Malory. What?!"
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"So, yeah. Krieger's helping Barry finish his rocket ship."
Archer (2009)
"And when he gets home, he can tell you about the other woman."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God. Do you have proof of this'?"
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"Sterling."
Archer (2009)
"If Barry really is cheating on me..."
Archer (2009)
"Because I will kill him with my bare hands."
Archer (2009)
"What's that? Nothing. What?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, you mean that?"
Archer (2009)
"Sorry, that's just a sympathy boner."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril Figgis strikes again!"
Archer (2009)
"Wh--? Wait, what happ--? Goddamn it."
Archer (2009)
"What? Dude, assimilate."
Archer (2009)
"Are Mother and Lana still in the vault?"
Archer (2009)
"No. I-- Ugh!"
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"I thought that was a joke."
Archer (2009)
"And why are you beating on shit?"
Archer (2009)
"Because shit is stuck."
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"Dude, it's not a fricking tractor."
Archer (2009)
"That's what all the space nerds up here kept saying."
Archer (2009)
"Forget the robot fight and just read the damn script."
Archer (2009)
"Then upload the audio to the mainframe."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, either Barry. I need you to find a female coax bus connector."
Archer (2009)
"What's a female Whatever look like?"
Archer (2009)
"Pam."
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