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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"Come on, I need your help on--"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, What were you doing in there? Nothing. But don't go in there."
Archer (2009)
"No. Uh-uh."
Archer (2009)
"That's how Mother and Lana wound up locked in the vault."
Archer (2009)
"A situation, by the way, for which-- I heard you!"
Archer (2009)
"I said, why not use this one? No. Give me that."
Archer (2009)
"To be unconscious in a bathroom without being sexually assaulted by--?"
Archer (2009)
"You have a dart in your neck."
Archer (2009)
"So do you. Oh."
Archer (2009)
"- No! - No!"
Archer (2009)
"Shut up. Okay, then that'll have to do. So make a tape or whatever, and--"
Archer (2009)
"Pam, you better not be making pornos."
Archer (2009)
"That's me talking to Barry. Shh."
Archer (2009)
"Classic Archer. That's Barry, talking to--"
Archer (2009)
"Shit. She's wondering why you left."
Archer (2009)
"BARRY". Because couldn't stand it anymore."
Archer (2009)
"So you lied to her about being on the space station because-?"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, does that even hurt your hands? The only thing that hurts is my heart."
Archer (2009)
"Will you excuse me for a sec?"
Archer (2009)
"So tel! Archer I'm coming for him. Phrasing, boom, and both Barrys out."
Archer (2009)
"Why is Barry rocket-shipping away from the fricking space station?"
Archer (2009)
"How the hell did you fix his ship? I gave you a bunch of gibberish."
Archer (2009)
"With me? Dude, robot fight."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and Barry said tell you he's-- I heard him."
Archer (2009)
"No! ...or is no longer in service. Goodbye."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, don't give me your pie of pumpkin, Barry. You are in the big trouble."
Archer (2009)
"Da, but I do what you ask me."
Archer (2009)
"To repair your rocket, I use Sterling, and once again break his heart, so--"
Archer (2009)
"Archer'? Ha. Please."
Archer (2009)
"Ha, ha, ha. Okay, hon. Look, I'm sorry I lied..."
Archer (2009)
"...but, uh' I make the rules."
Archer (2009)
"Now, who do I have to screw to get a drink around here?"
Archer (2009)
"Nobody, rna'am. Unless you want."
Archer (2009)
"So come on, let's go already."
Archer (2009)
"And if he plays his cards right, he'll be wetting a lot more than his--"
Archer (2009)
"...which-- Yeah, I think it's getting worse."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for God's sake, get a room."
Archer (2009)
"No, I'm serious. With the cancer, and my possible father dying and, uh-- Um--"
Archer (2009)
"Get what? Wait, is the phone not-f?"
Archer (2009)
"And also than Cyril could ever be."
Archer (2009)
"What happened to your idiot voice mail?"
Archer (2009)
"Your apartment is one level. How do you have a dumbwaiter?"
Archer (2009)
"Goes sideways."
Archer (2009)
"Yes!"
Archer (2009)
"What? What about all that just now? All what just now?"
Archer (2009)
"And, oh, my name is Cyril Figgis."
Archer (2009)
"They can make a problem with my bioelectronics."
Archer (2009)
"Heh. Sterling, please."
Archer (2009)
"Buddy, you just sold a time-share."
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn maintenance fees. Sterling, will you please help me find him?"
Archer (2009)
"Because, Krieger, I can't have the-- Responsible people?"
Archer (2009)
"But if you don't wanna see two robots"
Archer (2009)
"My penis can only get so erect."
Archer (2009)
"Great, Miss Opposite World."
Archer (2009)
"Cheryl. And neither is Lana."
Archer (2009)
"Since, um, he slept with my girlfriend."
Archer (2009)
"What's this even written on? A bar bill, and just do it."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, all of them? Damn it, man, I said screw."
Archer (2009)
"Will you focus? That's as good as I can get it, dick-nuts."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no!"
Archer (2009)
"Ooh. DeGrasse Tyson-sen."
Archer (2009)
"Wha--? What is Wrong with you'?"
Archer (2009)
"You know what doesn't make sense?"
Archer (2009)
"Hey Pumpkin pie."
Archer (2009)
"When you get home, you're going to have some new ground rules."
Archer (2009)
"Hello? Darling, you're breaking up."
Archer (2009)
"No shit, that was like 20 bucks' worth. Who drinks a pint of grappa?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm who should have a date. I'm the best at dates."
Archer (2009)
"...it'll be when some whore is giving you a blow job."
Archer (2009)
"And before you say it--"
Archer (2009)
"By-- Jesus, hang on."
Archer (2009)
"Woodhouse might be trapped in the dumbwaiter again."
Archer (2009)
"L-- Yeah. I mean, yeah. No duh."
Archer (2009)
"Well, you know, I hate to say this, but obviously he met someone else."
Archer (2009)
"Forget about actually fixing the rocket."
Archer (2009)
"...or somewhere else snowy where he can't track us."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, not a huge surprise from a self-centered alcoholic..."
Archer (2009)
"Heh, heh, heh. Yes. Ha, ha, ha. Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Katya, baby, don't. Come on, you'll--"
Archer (2009)
"Wow, this might actually work."
Archer (2009)
"- You heard that? - Yes."
Archer (2009)
"...I don't have to explain myself to you, of all people. And--"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, that was the third dumbest thing I've ever said."
Archer (2009)
"...get back to Earth so she'll dump him for you?"
Archer (2009)
"What is this, Opposite World?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, meaning that's tentacle porn."
Archer (2009)
"Well, whatever, look-- No, you look."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, shut up. Hey, Friday happy hour, you guys in?"
Archer (2009)
"No. It's "rnushi" night. Movie and sushi."
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit, there really are nerve-gas canisters up here."
Archer (2009)
"- Hm. I wonder if Lana has a date. - Yes."
Archer (2009)
"Going to vomit."
Archer (2009)
"It's like their guard is so up, it's-- Cyril, Scotch, where?"
Archer (2009)
"That's not Why I'm dating Cyril again."
Archer (2009)
"It's your phone. Oh. Duh."
Archer (2009)
"They're the same. Lana, be honest with yourself."
Archer (2009)
"He is on space station? But why?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh. I put Cheryl on that."
Archer (2009)
"- No. - Carol, open this damn door."
Archer (2009)
"...till they all died."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER". Because I said so."
Archer (2009)
"Pam! What?!"
Archer (2009)
"Come on. You're still into all that stupid AV stuff, right?"
Archer (2009)
"Now, the audio's a little rough, you know."
Archer (2009)
"So just a quick heads-up. Miss Archer and Lana are still in the vault."
Archer (2009)
"Come on, let's find our--"
Archer (2009)
"I'm afraid I have some bad news."
Archer (2009)
"But you said Krieger was fixing rocket."
Archer (2009)
"Told you it was the viscous coupling."
Archer (2009)
"I told you."
Archer (2009)
"So it just spontaneously combusted?"
Archer (2009)
"- I'm sure you do. - What is--? ls something burning?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, yes! Okay, Jesus, I'm not deaf."
Archer (2009)
"Jesus. What was the second saddest?"
Archer (2009)
"Lana, that is the third saddest thing I've heard today."
Archer (2009)
"...really has matured me?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh. I'm doing this new thing where now it just rings."
Archer (2009)
"That's what you heard? Wow, your ears are even worse than mine."
Archer (2009)
"Phrasing, boom."
Archer (2009)
"Then who was it?"
Archer (2009)
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