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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"- Grappa. - Tsk. Aw."
Archer (2009)
"Well, nobody now, Wendy Wasteful. So you can buy my first couple of rounds."
Archer (2009)
"No, I can't. We-- No, you can. I'm allowing you."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, thank you. You're welcome."
Archer (2009)
"But we've got dates. Meaning the fruit of the date palm?"
Archer (2009)
"Krieger, hey. You wanna get a drink? Ooh."
Archer (2009)
"Mother, hey. You wanna go get a drink? You know, as a matter of fact, I do."
Archer (2009)
"How do these people all have dates? These aren't people you date."
Archer (2009)
"- Lana? - Yes."
Archer (2009)
"- Who are you, Jaime Sommers? - Yes."
Archer (2009)
"No, seriously, I can barely hear me. Are my ears really that messed up?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm going to vomit."
Archer (2009)
"We did."
Archer (2009)
"Hm. Doesn't even make sense."
Archer (2009)
"Dick hole, and where'd you get that?"
Archer (2009)
"Rape-prevention class..."
Archer (2009)
"...which, turns out, is a not-good place to meet women."
Archer (2009)
"- No shit. - Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"If you mean my grandfather's Glengoolie Blue,"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God. Lana I get, she wants to make me jealous..."
Archer (2009)
"...but are you seriously just getting me back for the Scotch?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, since, thanks to you, I didn't do the former, now we're doing the latter."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, remember the ground rules for this? So carefully negotiated?"
Archer (2009)
"Ha. How long has it been since you got laid, Lana?"
Archer (2009)
"But it's a close third."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, don't do this, Lana. Come on, I'd be happy to bang you."
Archer (2009)
"Well, before, maybe, but I really think I've changed, you know..."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, please. Lana, come on. You can't deny we're attracted to each other."
Archer (2009)
"Cheated on you as much as I did, Lana, and I'm 10 times handsomer than him, so--"
Archer (2009)
"It was actually about 10 times worse."
Archer (2009)
"If, in some crazy parallel universe, I agreed to that..."
Archer (2009)
"Uh-huh."
Archer (2009)
"Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, bye."
Archer (2009)
"Thanks."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry about the chocolate, I didn't know you were allergic or Whatever."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, where is Barry?"
Archer (2009)
"...he said he must go for work to London."
Archer (2009)
"Wow, that was months ago."
Archer (2009)
"Not a word."
Archer (2009)
"What could have happened to him? Uh..."
Archer (2009)
"No!"
Archer (2009)
"Barry, right. Um... Please, Sterling..."
Archer (2009)
"I think in her mind that means--"
Archer (2009)
"--"Naysayers" walk in on you while you're helping Barry build a rocket."
Archer (2009)
"...as they fight to the death through the streets of Manhattan--"
Archer (2009)
"Hm."
Archer (2009)
"L-Hey-"
Archer (2009)
"And is this just jackoff central?"
Archer (2009)
"Ew. I meant with Mother."
Archer (2009)
"You heard me, do not go in there."
Archer (2009)
"Fire. Ugh."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, status report. Mother in there?"
Archer (2009)
"Nice. Hey, excellent job, seriously."
Archer (2009)
"Thank you. So when I said this is Opposite World--"
Archer (2009)
"I wanna help you finish your new spaceship. Why is that weird?"
Archer (2009)
""Why is that weird?" Because my sworn purpose in life..."
Archer (2009)
"...is to murder your little buddy Archer? Archer? No way, man. I hate that guy."
Archer (2009)
"...who's compelled to sleep with every woman he meets..."
Archer (2009)
"emptiness where his mother's love should-- Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, those scientists were pretty resourceful..."
Archer (2009)
"What? Wait, how'd we get to another woman?"
Archer (2009)
"No, I can probably get some."
Archer (2009)
"And also if I can prove it somehow."
Archer (2009)
"...then he will be dead to me."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, or not, since there's no reason for him to come home at all."
Archer (2009)
"- Ah! - Ha, ha, ha! Whoo!"
Archer (2009)
"A situation, by the way, for which I blame you entirely."
Archer (2009)
"How is this my fault? You were the--"
Archer (2009)
"How is that funny?"
Archer (2009)
"But what about the robot fight?"
Archer (2009)
"Until Other Barry just couldn't stand it anymore."
Archer (2009)
"Krieger."
Archer (2009)
"Par“!"
Archer (2009)
"Uh... Not really."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, so screw those in."
Archer (2009)
"I am screwing."
Archer (2009)
"Why? What's on here? Nothing. Jesus."
Archer (2009)
"Christ, Ray."
Archer (2009)
"Is it too much to ask? Just once?"
Archer (2009)
"Sorry I accused you of-- It's okay."
Archer (2009)
"- Then why are you bothering--? - Cheryl!"
Archer (2009)
"Okay. Tape, woman, tape."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, here. Dick-nuts."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, it's from outer space, but-- Sterling, please, I want to hear it."
Archer (2009)
"Well, Katya, you say that..."
Archer (2009)
"Barry? Barry, it's me, Archer."
Archer (2009)
"BARRY". Archer. I am screwing..."
Archer (2009)
"...female scientists up here. All of them."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER". Oh, I was gonna ask which one, but-- All of them. All of them."
Archer (2009)
"All of- Okay, Barry, --"
Archer (2009)
"BARRY". Different ways. Like“ In asshole."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, Barry. Jesus, have some--"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, but only because he wanted to see an epic robot-- Oh, shit."
Archer (2009)
"Well, goody, you win space camp."
Archer (2009)
"I may have gone a teeny bit off-script'?"
Archer (2009)
"Doesn't even make sense."
Archer (2009)
"I said don't try to kill Sterling, and what do you do?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, that."
Archer (2009)
"I mean. heh, heh, I am the head of the KGB, so--"
Archer (2009)
"And if you do want, I can be bottom."
Archer (2009)
"No problem there."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for the-- We're already late. What'd you go and start that for'?"
Archer (2009)
"I didn't."
Archer (2009)
"- No. Maybe you're having a stroke. - I'm not having a stroke."
Archer (2009)
"That's great, Mother, keep those periodic updates coming."
Archer (2009)
"Give me that. No, no, no, that's not..."
Archer (2009)
"Whoo! Ha, ha, ha."
Archer (2009)
"- ...water. - Well, what the hell was it?"
Archer (2009)
"Ha, ha, ha. “Date" dates, ding-dong. With who'?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, just some handsome firemen I met at a warehouse fire."
Archer (2009)
"My cooch has cobwebs on it."
Archer (2009)
"With...?"
Archer (2009)
"Fisherman's Wife and The Re-Tentacling."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, okay. And as another matter of fact, I am."
Archer (2009)
"With Ron, in the bar at the Tuntmore."
Archer (2009)
"Ow! What is wrong with you? Well, for one thing, tinnitus..."
Archer (2009)
"Yes. Yes!"
Archer (2009)
"Not on my carpet, you're not. I--"
Archer (2009)
"Shut up, because first of all..."
Archer (2009)
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