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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - House Mouses (S03E03)

"That man really knows me."
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"A very important, very high profile celebrity"
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"What celebrity, sir? Is it a Chris?"
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"Hemsworth? Evans? Pratt? Pine? Brown? Cross?"
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"Is it a non-Chris?"
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"This is a sensitive matter, and I can only disclose details"
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"Sergeant, let me know who's available, ASAP."
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"Sarge, Sarge, Sarge."
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"You know that I'm your guy for this."
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"You can't give a celebrity case to Amy."
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"and it played like an action thriller."
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"You already have a case, Peralta."
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"That was just some kid with a little bit of pot on him."
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"calling out for my help, and you're standing in my way."
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"Just work the case I assigned you."
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"Hey, Jake, I can go anywhere in this thing."
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"But... shouldn't."
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"Hitchcock and Scully are house mouses."
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"They do paperwork and they're good at it."
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"They don't go out in the field."
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"Have you lost your damn mind? I am so sorry, Jake."
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"I don't know what's wrong with Terry."
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"Don't worry. I'm gonna work it with you."
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"I'm giving my drug bust to Hitchcock and Scully."
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"It's time to get these mice out of their hice."
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"We're all gonna die."
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"Mouses out of their houses. Yes, I am the greatest."
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"Hey, Rosa."
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"Saw you hadn't signed up for the blood drive yet,"
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"so I brought you the sheet."
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"Wait, you didn't sign up last year, either."
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"Or the year before."
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"Are you afraid of needles?"
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"I don't like being stabbed by someone"
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"so they can steal my blood."
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"I'm crazy."
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"Eh, I take it back. I'm so sorry."
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"Look, it's okay. We all have fears."
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"I'm so claustrophobic, I can't even go"
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"but I'll never know."
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"I'm scared of businessmen."
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"A whole army of gray-suited Brads and Chads trying"
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"to suck my soul and redeem it for frequent flyer miles."
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"Great, so you guys get it."
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"- Conversation over, bye. - No, no, no, no, no."
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"What if we each agree to face one of our fears today"
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"Ugh. That sounds terrible."
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"But I'm in."
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"Fine, I'll do it too."
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"Thanks for taking us to lunch, Jake."
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"Of course. Get whatever you want."
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"Oh, man, I already ate."
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"- Okay. - And a waffle."
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"and I need your help."
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"- He's right. - No, he's not."
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"Look, you're Hitchcock and Scully."
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"You guys are legends."
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"Well, he was being chased by other cops,"
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"but he did slip on my spilled chili."
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"And who bumped into Scully, causing the spill? Me."
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"Damn right, and who fell asleep under their desks"
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"and got triple-ply toilet paper in every precinct?"
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"We did."
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"Terry thinks you guys"
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"are too old and too lazy to handle this,"
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"You're gonna take this case and prove him wrong!"
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"Obviously, a high profile celebrity case such as this one"
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"needs to be handled with the utmost discretion."
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"I promise I'll be professional,"
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"even if it's Dianne Wiest."
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"Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm gonna meet Dianne Wiest!"
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"No, our victim..."
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"Weichselbraun."
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"Remind me who that is again?"
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"We are what the Internet sometimes refers to as..."
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"Weichselbraun fans."
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"I'm gonna use that liberally."
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"was stolen from his apartment,"
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"and you need to find it."
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"I'd work the case myself"
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"if it didn't smack of preferential treatment."
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"So you do think it smacks of preferential treatment?"
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"I don't know what you want me to say."
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"Okay, you've convinced me. I'll work the case with you."
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"I'll apologize to you in hell."
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"Holt's celebrity was just some lame oboist."
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"Meanwhile, we just linked your little dumb pot bust"
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"to a major narcotics ring."
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"This might be the biggest drug case"
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"the Nine-Nine's had in years."
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"Cool."
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"That wasn't a real "cool." What did you do?"
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"Well..."
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"to Hitchcock and Scully."
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"I don't know where Hitchcock and Scully are."
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"They're not answering their phones,"
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"and they signed our dealer... the one link to our drug ring..."
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"out of holding."
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"I swear, if they mess up this case, Jake, it's on you."
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"They've been on the force for 500 years."
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"They know what they're doing."
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"is "eat peanut butter.""
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"Yeah, we got to find them."
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"and..."
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"I'm docked."
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"Ugh. Still warm."
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"- But where? - Hot dogs."
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"- They went for hot dogs. - How do you know?"
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"There's a water stain on the ceiling in the shape of a bun."
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"Excuse me, have you seen Hitchcock and Scully?"
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"Three times a day for 12 years."
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"Twice as often since I started serving sweet wieners."
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"- One please! - No, Jake."
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"Half hour ago... they ate, and then they took off in a hurry."
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"Half an hour."
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"They could be anywhere by now. Nope, there's Scully."
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"Where's Hitchcock?"
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"I'm taking you guys off your drug case."
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"Of course you are."
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"Jake said you didn't believe in us."
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