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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - House Mouses (S03E03)

The cheese is amazing.

"The cheese is amazing."

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Hmm, French chocolates, French cheeses,

"Hmm, French chocolates, French cheeses,"

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Did none of you detectives think this might be a gift

"Did none of you detectives think this might be a gift"

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Like his husband, par exemple?

"Like his husband, par exemple?"

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What? No way.

"What? No way."

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"Dear Captain Raymond Holt, thinking of you.

""Dear Captain Raymond Holt, thinking of you."

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Oh, no, I ate the chocolate-covered strawberry.

"Oh, no, I ate the chocolate-covered strawberry."

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Check it out, sir.

"Check it out, sir."

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was robbed in our precinct.

"was robbed in our precinct."

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to the lead detective on the case.

"to the lead detective on the case."

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Wrong; it was about the font Helvetica,

"Wrong; it was about the font Helvetica,"

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Can't I just give my case to Hitchcock and Scully?

"Can't I just give my case to Hitchcock and Scully?"

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I mean, they clearly have a ton of time on their hands.

"I mean, they clearly have a ton of time on their hands."

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Hitchcock hasn't even gotten out of his chair today.

"Hitchcock hasn't even gotten out of his chair today."

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Me? Instead of Jake?

"Me? Instead of Jake?"

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Oh, that was lame. Life is meaningless.

"Oh, that was lame. Life is meaningless."

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I'm just happy I'm tall enough to ride.

"I'm just happy I'm tall enough to ride."

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Sorry, can't. I'm... under 17 years old.

"Sorry, can't. I'm... under 17 years old."

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This is amazing; you're scared of something I'm not.

"This is amazing; you're scared of something I'm not."

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I hear they have some hot new binder clips,

"I hear they have some hot new binder clips,"

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for ourselves and for all of womenkind?

"for ourselves and for all of womenkind?"

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Guys, come on.

"Guys, come on."

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I really think this'll be good for... oh, wait.

"I really think this'll be good for... oh, wait."

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You... we're doing my thing? Okay.

"You... we're doing my thing? Okay."

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I guess I'll just have a cheeseburger deluxe,

"I guess I'll just have a cheeseburger deluxe,"

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So look, a big, important drug case came across my desk,

"So look, a big, important drug case came across my desk,"

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Only problem is, Sarge doesn't think you can handle it.

"Only problem is, Sarge doesn't think you can handle it."

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You single-handedly caught the Prospect Park Flasher.

"You single-handedly caught the Prospect Park Flasher."

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and caught the janitor stealing evidence?

"and caught the janitor stealing evidence?"

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We did.

"We did."

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And who sued the department

"And who sued the department"

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but I know what you're really made of.

"but I know what you're really made of."

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She's so sexual!

"She's so sexual!"

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is John... William...

"is John... William..."

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You're kidding. He's a world-renowned oboist,

"You're kidding. He's a world-renowned oboist,"

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first chair with the New York Symphony Orchestra.

"first chair with the New York Symphony Orchestra."

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Kevin and I are huge fans of Weichselbraun's work.

"Kevin and I are huge fans of Weichselbraun's work."

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Not Weichselbrauniacs?

"Not Weichselbrauniacs?"

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Oh, that's very good.

"Oh, that's very good."

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I think you owe me an apology.

"I think you owe me an apology."

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I actually don't know what this is about.

"I actually don't know what this is about."

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Sorry I took such a hard stance.

"Sorry I took such a hard stance."

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Uh-oh.

"Uh-oh."

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I know a real "cool" when I hear one.

"I know a real "cool" when I hear one."

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- What? - In my defense,

"- What? - In my defense,"

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I was pretty sure you were never gonna find out.

"I was pretty sure you were never gonna find out."

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They're detectives.

"They're detectives."

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The only item on Scully's calendar for the entire year

"The only item on Scully's calendar for the entire year"

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And to do that, we have to think like they do.

"And to do that, we have to think like they do."

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I'm going in.

"I'm going in."

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Let's go.

"Let's go."

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Sweet wieners?

"Sweet wieners?"

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mousing around the old house.

"mousing around the old house."

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Oh, I get it.

"Oh, I get it."

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Disaster? Tell me one thing that's wrong

"Disaster? Tell me one thing that's wrong"

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Okay. Uh, please, come on in.

"Okay. Uh, please, come on in."

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Ah.

"Ah."

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How did you afford a $40,000 oboe in the first place?

"How did you afford a $40,000 oboe in the first place?"

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I admit that there's not as much money

"I admit that there's not as much money"

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Sure.

"Sure."

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on a George Foreman grill.

"on a George Foreman grill."

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the Silver Spit Prince.

"the Silver Spit Prince."

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Oh, but first, take a picture of the two of us together.

"Oh, but first, take a picture of the two of us together."

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Or we could all give in to our fears

"Or we could all give in to our fears"

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No, Rosa, we are doing something important here.

"No, Rosa, we are doing something important here."

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You did it. How'd it go?

"You did it. How'd it go?"

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she'll be taken care of.

"she'll be taken care of."

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about the Weichselbraun case.

"about the Weichselbraun case."

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Well, that's why you're no longer the primary.

"Well, that's why you're no longer the primary."

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We traced the IP address back to Mr. Weichselbraun's computer.

"We traced the IP address back to Mr. Weichselbraun's computer."

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We'll lower Scully down together,

"We'll lower Scully down together,"

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Where would I have found French fries in a weed farm?

"Where would I have found French fries in a weed farm?"

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Oh, man, look at him. This is bad.

"Oh, man, look at him. This is bad."

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I will shake their clammy hands

"I will shake their clammy hands"

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Aw, Wednesdays.

"Aw, Wednesdays."

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That was a wig?

"That was a wig?"

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DEA? FBI? Police?

"DEA? FBI? Police?"

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I'm in the cowboy mafia.

"I'm in the cowboy mafia."

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Oh no, he's not gonna last.

"Oh no, he's not gonna last."

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You took them out of their house mouse comfort zone,

"You took them out of their house mouse comfort zone,"

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You really think they're going to kill us?

"You really think they're going to kill us?"

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Oh, no, now I'm starting to panic sweat.

"Oh, no, now I'm starting to panic sweat."

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What have you been doing for the past hour?

"What have you been doing for the past hour?"

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Are you still mad that I arrested John?

"Are you still mad that I arrested John?"

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I finally understand the old adage, "Never meet your heroes."

"I finally understand the old adage, "Never meet your heroes.""

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This is just like when I found out Robert Frost was from...

"This is just like when I found out Robert Frost was from..."

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Oh, my God, is Dianne Wiest here?

"Oh, my God, is Dianne Wiest here?"

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No, I've hired a trio of classical musicians

"No, I've hired a trio of classical musicians"

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originally written as an apology to a dear friend.

"originally written as an apology to a dear friend."

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Classical musicians are savages.

"Classical musicians are savages."

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So, yeah, I can go up stairs.

"So, yeah, I can go up stairs."

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But how's he gonna get up the stairs?

"But how's he gonna get up the stairs?"

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Jake! He already did.

"Jake! He already did."

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Help! My man's having a heart attack!

"Help! My man's having a heart attack!"

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Told you I knew what I was doing.

"Told you I knew what I was doing."

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Black Fred, think quick.

"Black Fred, think quick."

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No, no, ow! That was a gun, man!

"No, no, ow! That was a gun, man!"

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Scully, grab that dude's knife and cut us loose.

"Scully, grab that dude's knife and cut us loose."

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We're gonna get the rest of these guys.

"We're gonna get the rest of these guys."

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You know what? Today was stupid.

"You know what? Today was stupid."

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Stab me! Stab me!

"Stab me! Stab me!"

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That was very nice of you.

"That was very nice of you."

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and they're both asleep already.

"and they're both asleep already."

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You deserve it.

"You deserve it."

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Hey, Gina! We got an anonymous gift basket.

"Hey, Gina! We got an anonymous gift basket."

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Yeah, it's full of treats.

"Yeah, it's full of treats."

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It melts in my mouth and in my hands.

"It melts in my mouth and in my hands."

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tiny French pickles.

"tiny French pickles."

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for Captain Holt from someone in France?

"for Captain Holt from someone in France?"

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This is a nice present from an unknown, appreciative citizen

"This is a nice present from an unknown, appreciative citizen"

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that wanted us to munch.

"that wanted us to munch."

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He even used their pet names.

"He even used their pet names."

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That's the most intimate snack of them all.

"That's the most intimate snack of them all."

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Holt's gonna be back from his meeting in 30 minutes.

"Holt's gonna be back from his meeting in 30 minutes."

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- What do we do? - Eat the note!

"- What do we do? - Eat the note!"

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No! No.

"No! No."

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A lovely gift basket that Kevin sent you all the way from Paris.

"A lovely gift basket that Kevin sent you all the way from Paris."

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Straight from Paris!

"Straight from Paris!"

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Stapler, scissors.

"Stapler, scissors."

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Rubber bands.

"Rubber bands."

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