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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - House Mouses (S03E03)

"What? He didn't believe in you either."
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"He was just pumping you up with lies so you'd work his case."
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"Jake, is this true?"
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"I just thought, you know,"
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"the two of you might be better off"
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"I got the cheese out, by the way."
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"- Oh, my God. - Look, man,"
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"we need to know where Hitchcock is."
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"I am ordering you to tell us everything."
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"Fine. We're setting up a sting."
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"billionaire oil man from Dallas, Texas,"
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"with ties to the cowboy mafia."
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"- Oh, boy. - Hitchcock's my middle man,"
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"Reno Vegas, mobster from Reno, Las Vegas."
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"I said my "oh, boy" too soon."
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"In 20 minutes, he's going in totally alone, unarmed,"
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"without a cell phone, to meet with one of their guys"
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"So how do you like our plan now?"
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"Operation Beans?"
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"Good afternoon, sir. I'm Detective Charles Boyle..."
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"From the Nine-Nine."
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"My precinct. I'm the captain, Raymond Holt."
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"You're an incredibly gracious host, Mr. Weichselbraun."
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"Wow, that pronunciation is flawless."
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"I must admit, I'm a bit of a Weichselbrauniac."
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"at the Brooklyn Academy of Music."
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"I was in the front row."
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"This is a pretty modest apartment."
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"Which is the real crime here."
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"What are you doing? You just insulted"
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"our celebrity victim to his face."
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"You keep saying "celebrity," but he's drying his socks"
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"This is John William Weichselbraun,"
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"I'm making myself primary detective on this case."
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"You can wait in the car."
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"Make sure we're laughing."
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"Ha-ha!"
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"Ah."
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"Okay, so, I'm going to face my fear of confined spaces."
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"When I'm ready, you will shut the trunk"
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"and leave me here for 30 minutes."
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"I left a juice box and a diaper in there for you,"
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"so you're gonna be fine."
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"and keep our blood in our bodies like normal people."
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"We are women, standing up and supporting each other"
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"and becoming..."
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"listening to Amy inspire us."
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"Be back in a half hour, Ames."
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"Wait! Come back!"
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"Come back, I can't do this!"
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"No, you're the best!"
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"Well, the first ten minutes were really terrible."
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"The diaper did not fit. It was for a baby."
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"But then I relaxed, and I found my inner strength."
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"I think the lesson here is that, as women, we..."
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"No, no, no, no!"
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"You close that trunk again and I will kill you!"
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"You hear me? I will kill you!"
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"We're almost there. Slow down, Pinto."
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"I didn't agree to a bean name."
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"You know, the only reason Hitchcock and I took this case"
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"is because you said we were great."
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"I'm beginning to think you were lying to us."
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"I was lying! I already admitted that."
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"Well, if anything happens, it's because of you."
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"- Right, Mung? - Right."
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"If Hitchcock dies, it's 'cause of Pinto."
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"but you don't have to jump on the bean train."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Chickpea! No!"
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"Looks like they're taking Hitchcock"
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"inside that building, and it looks like they're armed."
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"Dammit, Jake!"
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"You couldn't just do the case I assigned you?"
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"Hitchcock's life is in danger. He has a wife, man."
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"Don't worry. If anything happens to him,"
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"If I die, I want you to marry Lucille."
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"Deal. Let's make it a blood pact."
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"Oh, look, I'm already bleeding."
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"So just normal friend stuff."
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"We knock on the front door. I say I'm Tex Dallas."
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"You're my buddy, Alamo, and you're Black Fred."
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"Black Fred? Why Black Fred?"
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"There's no other Fred!"
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"Yeah, but they don't know that."
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"I say Terry and I go in"
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"through the roof and do some recon."
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"Scully, you stay here and call for backup in case we need it."
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"Oh, no way."
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"That's my partner in there. I'm going in."
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"Hard to argue with that logic."
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"- You know I... - Sir, I need to talk to you"
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"Oh, I didn't realize you were here, Mr. Weichselbraun."
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"I was in the area, and the captain is a fan,"
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"so I came by to give him a little gift, as a thank you."
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"It's a signed copy of his book of mouth exercises."
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""Reed It and Weep." "Reed" with two Es?"
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"It's my favorite joke of all time."
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"- I'll come back later. - Oh, nonsense."
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"I'm sure John... he insists I call him "John"..."
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"I'm sure John would appreciate an update"
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"on the whereabouts of his oboe, wouldn't you, John?"
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"- Yeah. - Well said, John."
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"- Did you hear what John said? - I did,"
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"but it's an open investigation,"
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"and I don't think it's proper to share information"
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"with the parties involved."
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"John played oboe for Lynne Cheney."
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"I'm sure we can trust him to be discreet."
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"- Out with it. - Okay, well,"
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"John, you're under arrest."
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"- What? - Excuse me?"
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"He staged the robbery for the insurance money"
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"because he's broke, because oboists are not celebrities."
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"This is ludicrous, Boyle."
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"Do you have one iota of evidence?"
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"I found the oboe for sale online."
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"Oh, John."
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"so you lower Scully and I into that skylight"
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"and then fly down to meet us."
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