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Clips from Dr. Ken - Dave Goes on Shark Tank (S02E02)

"Oh, Ken, you're so bad."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah. That sounds really good."
Dr. Ken
"- That's amazing! - I know!"
Dr. Ken
"and your body's nice and warm but your legs get too hot?"
Dr. Ken
"It's the ultimate thermal body-temperature regulator."
Dr. Ken
"It's a sleep revolution."
Dr. Ken
"He calls it The Hot Legs Duvet. It's so cute."
Dr. Ken
"There's a reason why they call it "Shark Tank.""
Dr. Ken
"That's his catchphrase."
Dr. Ken
"I can't let Dave go on that show."
Dr. Ken
"Fools!"
Dr. Ken
"What is wrong with you?"
Dr. Ken
"there's been some tension lately between Molly and I."
Dr. Ken
"A couple of days ago, I posted a picture"
Dr. Ken
"of me and Connor hiking,"
Dr. Ken
"and she didn't like it."
Dr. Ken
"Just trying to get some exercise recently."
Dr. Ken
"Yes. And we don't like it."
Dr. Ken
"Uh, the I.T. guy was supposed to set it up,"
Dr. Ken
"figure out which ones I can write off."
Dr. Ken
"it's been quite a while since I filed a tax return."
Dr. Ken
"Wait, so..."
Dr. Ken
"Fewer questions, the better."
Dr. Ken
"Science fair. Junior high."
Dr. Ken
"Uh, no, because instead of vinegar,"
Dr. Ken
"The lava was so hot, it ate through the gym floor."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, I am not signing that, Al."
Dr. Ken
"Absolutely not."
Dr. Ken
"I like my shirts like I like my juices..."
Dr. Ken
"Ah!"
Dr. Ken
"They have Oreos over here."
Dr. Ken
"I can make you a bowl of middles."
Dr. Ken
"Mouth closed."
Dr. Ken
"Have you ever seen four feet of daylight"
Dr. Ken
"between him and a deviled egg?"
Dr. Ken
"He's just nervous, which is natural."
Dr. Ken
"and believe in him no matter what."
Dr. Ken
"And if you don't get that,"
Dr. Ken
"then you are the meanest Shark of all."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, Ken and Allison Park? Dave is up next."
Dr. Ken
"He's gone."
Dr. Ken
"can brave the harsh Connecticut winters.""
Dr. Ken
"Wait. I'm sorry."
Dr. Ken
"Did you go to Stanford University"
Dr. Ken
"I could never get in there in a million years."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, I know it's a two-year school,"
Dr. Ken
"But what about working"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, boy."
Dr. Ken
"Oh. I'm so sorry."
Dr. Ken
"Ah."
Dr. Ken
"as to why you wanted a letter of recommendation"
Dr. Ken
"You want this, and you can do it."
Dr. Ken
"Then I won't love you."
Dr. Ken
"It's now or never, guys."
Dr. Ken
"You'd do that?"
Dr. Ken
"All right. Let's go, Dad."
Dr. Ken
"I'm just a little disappointed."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, a lot of that going around."
Dr. Ken
"The other day, I posted a picture of me and Connor hiking,"
Dr. Ken
"That was the first time you ever posted"
Dr. Ken
"so I got you this."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, young Park."
Dr. Ken
"my best friend from high school, Curt."
Dr. Ken
"Well, he's the Dean of Admissions at Stanford."
Dr. Ken
"A kid-trepreneur!"
Dr. Ken
"How many of you have had your sleep"
Dr. Ken
"You have some samples? Oh."
Dr. Ken
"So why wouldn't I just do the same thing?"
Dr. Ken
"Thank you, Sharks."
Dr. Ken
"I hope you drown in a pool of your own leg sweat."
Dr. Ken
"Now you've got the truth. Get out of here."
Dr. Ken
"I haggled with the Sharks, went toe-to-toe with Cuban,"
Dr. Ken
"And you're not disappointed"
Dr. Ken
"That's awesome."
Dr. Ken
"Oh. And Molly, too."
Dr. Ken
"a recommendation to Stanford."
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"How many of you have said to yourself,"
Dr. Ken
"Well, feast your eye buds on this."
Dr. Ken
"Is anybody interested?"
Dr. Ken
"- I'm sorry. D-Did you... did you call me? - Bye."
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Park."
Dr. Ken
"What's your stance on mimosas in the afternoon?"
Dr. Ken
"Taboo or trailblazing?"
Dr. Ken
"Then why you sitting there, girl?"
Dr. Ken
"Let's hit the kitchen"
Dr. Ken
"and mix some Korbel with a little SunnyD."
Dr. Ken
"Ahh. Mim-oh-so close."
Dr. Ken
"MacKenzie Hawkins started a nonprofit"
Dr. Ken
"to teach computer literacy to senior citizens!"
Dr. Ken
"What a... bitch?"
Dr. Ken
"She's applying to Stanford, too."
Dr. Ken
"How am I supposed to compete with that?"
Dr. Ken
"I mean, hopefully my SATs will improve,"
Dr. Ken
"but my résumé is weak."
Dr. Ken
"I didn't help a bunch of old people get on Tinder!"
Dr. Ken
"Well, um, fall break's coming up."
Dr. Ken
"Maybe you could volunteer at the HMO."
Dr. Ken
"That could be some valuable work experience."
Dr. Ken
"Do you think you guys could set it up for me?"
Dr. Ken
"Mm. I don't know."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, will people say, "Whoa, whoa."
Dr. Ken
"Ken Park, such a big shot."
Dr. Ken
"He threw his weight around"
Dr. Ken
"and got his daughter a plum internship"?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, they might..."
Dr. Ken
"Great! Just wanted to make sure."
Dr. Ken
"Consider it done."
Dr. Ken
"Well, my dream has come true."
Dr. Ken
"You finally tried all 31 flavors?"
Dr. Ken
"No, still stuck on 30."
Dr. Ken
"But I just found out I'm gonna be on "Shark Tank.""
Dr. Ken
""Shark Tank"?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh my God. How'd that happen?"
Dr. Ken
"I sent in an application video."
Dr. Ken
"They liked my invention,"
Dr. Ken
"and they invited me to come on the show!"
Dr. Ken
"Why didn't you tell us you were doing this?"
Dr. Ken
"I wanted to wait until I heard back."
Dr. Ken
"Gotta manage the hype, yo."
Dr. Ken
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