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Clips from Dr. Ken - Dave Goes on Shark Tank (S02E02)

"So what's your invention?"
Dr. Ken
"You know how when you're sleeping at night"
Dr. Ken
"Yes! That does happen to me!"
Dr. Ken
"Introducing The Hot Legs Duvet."
Dr. Ken
"It... looks like a blanket with two holes cut out."
Dr. Ken
"Dave, I'm so proud of you."
Dr. Ken
"And I say, "Long live The Hot Legs Duvet!""
Dr. Ken
"Guys, are you ready for this news?"
Dr. Ken
"Dave's going to be on "Shark Tank"!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh my God! Really?"
Dr. Ken
"That's amazing! What's his invention?"
Dr. Ken
"Ohh, I hope it's more than just cute."
Dr. Ken
"Well, it's basically a blanket with holes in it."
Dr. Ken
"I think cute was rounding it up. Why?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, the Sharks can be pretty rough."
Dr. Ken
"- What do you mean? - You've never seen the show?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm too wiped out to watch TV on Friday nights"
Dr. Ken
"because Thursday nights, Allison and I have..."
Dr. Ken
"I can say it out loud."
Dr. Ken
"Ken and Alli's Fun-time Boom-boom Hour."
Dr. Ken
"You should know, Damona. You manage my calendar."
Dr. Ken
"Wait. Girl, you actually put that in his calendar?"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, I'd rather have that job than Allison's."
Dr. Ken
"Ha!"
Dr. Ken
"Check this out, little man."
Dr. Ken
"You're not an entrepreneur. You're a want-repreneur."
Dr. Ken
"And for that reason, I'm out."
Dr. Ken
"Things are either heroes or zeroes."
Dr. Ken
"For me, this is a nowhere-near-o."
Dr. Ken
"I'm out."
Dr. Ken
"You're dead to me."
Dr. Ken
"You're dead to me, too."
Dr. Ken
""You're dead to me"?"
Dr. Ken
"What kind of a monster uses that as a catchphrase?"
Dr. Ken
"A bald, handsome monster."
Dr. Ken
"Those Sharks will eat him alive."
Dr. Ken
"Ah, I love watching the Sharks crush the dreams"
Dr. Ken
"of people just trying to improve their lot in life."
Dr. Ken
"The world's a human zoo. Stay in your cages."
Dr. Ken
"What are all those?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, I'm putting them aside for Molly to file."
Dr. Ken
"She's volunteering this week, remember?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, right."
Dr. Ken
"That's this week. Yay."
Dr. Ken
"Let's just say,"
Dr. Ken
"What? When do you even see Molly?"
Dr. Ken
"Online, Damona, where the world is."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no!"
Dr. Ken
"And you guys have homeroom together."
Dr. Ken
"Clark, you're a grown man. She's a teenager."
Dr. Ken
"Why do you even care what Molly thinks?"
Dr. Ken
"Look, I know it seems petty, but I'm sensitive, okay?"
Dr. Ken
"Plus, this is the first time"
Dr. Ken
"Well, how do you even know she saw it?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, please. She is 17."
Dr. Ken
"She lives online."
Dr. Ken
"She saw the photo, she didn't like it, and that stings."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, everybody."
Dr. Ken
"And I don't know if I'm going to be able"
Dr. Ken
"to keep up appearances!"
Dr. Ken
"Molly, my girl!"
Dr. Ken
"How are you guys? What's happening?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, not much."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, yeah!"
Dr. Ken
"I saw you and Connor went hiking this weekend."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, we did."
Dr. Ken
"No big deal."
Dr. Ken
"Hi. I'm here for my appointment."
Dr. Ken
"You're a week late, Mr. Dempsey."
Dr. Ken
"You were supposed to be here last Thursday,"
Dr. Ken
"but you no-showed."
Dr. Ken
"You know what? Just go have a seat."
Dr. Ken
"I'll see if I can fit you in. Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi."
Dr. Ken
"Do a lot of patients miss their appointments?"
Dr. Ken
"Have you guys tried sending out auto-text reminders?"
Dr. Ken
"but then radiology got hacked,"
Dr. Ken
"and then it's been all nerds on deck."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I can do it for you."
Dr. Ken
"Oh! Go for it."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, your operating system has this appointment function."
Dr. Ken
"and hit automatic alert."
Dr. Ken
"- Done! - Wow."
Dr. Ken
"You sure know how to work a computer..."
Dr. Ken
"when it suits you."
Dr. Ken
"Auto-texts. What a terrific idea."
Dr. Ken
"It'll save Welltopia scads of cash."
Dr. Ken
"Just scads of it."
Dr. Ken
"Why are we wasting her talents on patient care?"
Dr. Ken
"Molly, how would you like it if your résumé said"
Dr. Ken
"that after just one morning, you catapulted"
Dr. Ken
"all the way into the Management Training Program?"
Dr. Ken
"Really?!"
Dr. Ken
"These are my personal receipts."
Dr. Ken
"Now, I need you to go through these,"
Dr. Ken
"And I'm not going to lie to you,"
Dr. Ken
"Now, most of these you'll see the name Pat Hein,"
Dr. Ken
"but occasionally, I do business as Pancho Vermont."
Dr. Ken
"Hey. What's going on?"
Dr. Ken
"We're making sample duvets for the Sharks."
Dr. Ken
"Great stuff, buddy."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, why don't you go rest that cutting hand?"
Dr. Ken
"I need to talk to your mom."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. You can take a break too, Mom."
Dr. Ken
"You've earned it."
Dr. Ken
"Thanks, Dave."
Dr. Ken
"We can't let him go on that show."
Dr. Ken
"Those Sharks are vicious."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, you'd never seen the show?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm tired on Fridays, Al."
Dr. Ken
"You know how Thursday nights wear me out."
Dr. Ken
"yes, I do."
Dr. Ken
"Dave's really excited for this."
Dr. Ken
"And do you know how many people"
Dr. Ken
"are going to get to see him on TV?"
Dr. Ken
"Exactly. That's my point."
Dr. Ken
"And if it's a disaster, it'll stay with him forever."
Dr. Ken
"Trust me. I've been there."
Dr. Ken
"I made one of those baking-soda volcanoes."
Dr. Ken
"I used carbolic acid."
Dr. Ken
"Mm?"
Dr. Ken
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