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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"KRIEGER: We will never recognize Tanganyika!"
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"KRIEGER: Well, whatever, as long as they don't nationalize"
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"the ivory trade. I don't think my portfolio can"
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"take the hit. LANA: Trust me, San Marcos is"
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"through the countryside like... like..."
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"MALORY (sighs): How do you not know about San Marcos?"
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"ANCHORMAN: from San Marcos tonight, as the Communist rebel"
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"prepare to move on the capital. We spoke with President Gustavo"
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"Calderon, seen here volunteering at the hospital, comforting the"
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"wounded. CALDERON: Oh, hello, I did"
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"not see you there. I was comforting this brave"
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"young man here, the fruit of San Marcos, wounded by a Communist"
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"sneeper. I think he has died."
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"Yes. But let me say this, to the"
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"Communists who are murdering our brave young fruits, and to"
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"the puppet masters in Moscow and the capital of China, you"
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"PAM: Aww. CHERLENE: Lame."
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"Apparently Calderon is barely clinging to power."
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"ARCHER: Huh. You think this is somehow"
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"related? (chuckles)"
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"I'm kidding, obviously. RAY: Are you?"
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"PAM: Yeah, right. LANA: I don't think you are."
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"ARCHER: Yes, I'm kidding. Because you want to know what I"
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"My album's coming out, and it's gonna be huge, and you're all"
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"Still talking about this. ARCHER: Oh, right, right,"
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"right. So what I think is..."
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"into a CIA-backed, anti-Communist,"
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"makes more sense. LANA: Than...?"
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"MALORY: Wonderful. CYRIL: I was going to say"
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"terrible. MALORY: Because you are a"
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"(Archer laughs) ARCHER: Aah! Ow. Oh."
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"All kidding aside, I maybe should go to a hospital."
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"MALORY: Cyril, this is an opportunity to finally make"
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"some money. Even if we had a buyer for the"
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"KRIEGER: Eh... MALORY: What?"
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"KRIEGER: It's, um, you know, not... It's..."
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"MALORY: Krieger! KRIEGER: Mm?"
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"MALORY: Tell me what's going on or I will literally"
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"been working on a bit of a side project."
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"LANA: Um... KRIEGER: Or the Red"
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"It's a narco-sub. For transporting cocaine."
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"It's totally undetectable by the Coast Guard."
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"Thoughts? LANA: How you gonna get it"
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"out of here? KRIEGER: Hm?"
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"How much money did you waste on that little boondoggle?"
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"KRIEGER: Well, it's not that so much as..."
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"MALORY: Krieger? KRIEGER: Well, I needed"
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"ballast, and what better to simulate bricks of cocaine than,"
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"KRIEGER: And when I realized it would never feel the wind on"
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"(explosions) MALORY: You what?"
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"KRIEGER: I blew it up! Goddamn you all to hell, I blew"
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"it up! (all exclaiming)"
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"No, no, not all of it. (Pam sobbing)"
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"PAM: Why? KRIEGER: Shh, shh, shh, shh,"
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"shh, shh, shh. There, there."
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"MALORY: Woodhouse, dear, I need some more ice."
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"ARCHER: Whoa, whoa... LANA: You're not emasculating"
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"Krieger. KRIEGER: What the hell was"
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"(Malory sighs) MALORY: The perfect ending"
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"I almost said "evening." More like months, though,"
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"coins because the damn government took away our..."
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"everything. They took everything."
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"And the only thing that was left, you idiots either lost,"
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"ARCHER: Yeah, Krieger. LANA: Archer."
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"MALORY: And so, starting now, in addition to the country"
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"music business, which... CHERLENE: Right?"
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"MALORY: We are in the arms business."
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"KRIEGER: There's still a little cocaine left."
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"LANA: Krieger. ARCHER: Yeah, Krieger."
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"LANA: And do we want to talk about this or..."
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"MALORY: You're welcome to. I, personally, am going to bed."
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"you all dressed up? MALORY: Well, not that it's"
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"any of anyone's business, but I had dinner with Ron."
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"getting divorced, right? MALORY: No."
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"We have decided to give it another chance, and so we will"
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"ARCHER: Wait, what? PAM: Huh?"
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"CYRIL: Marriage counseling and what?"
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"ARCHER: I didn't catch that. MALORY: Oh, for..."
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"We've decided to have an open marriage."
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"CYRIL: Okay. PAM: Nice."
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"(phone rings) CHERLENE (gasps): Oh, my God."
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"Hope he doesn't call me."
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"Why would he call you? (phone ringing)"
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"thought, mum. MALORY: Now, then."
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"Will you please cover yourself?! CHERLENE: With what?"
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"eating them. CHERLENE: Wait, what are"
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"Colombia. LANA: Which..."
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"ARCHER: But Miami's, like, right over here."
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"Even if Ray had filed a flight plan..."
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"CYRIL (sobbing): Oh, my God, we're gonna crash!"
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"alligators! ARCHER: No. No, no, no. No."
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"Alligators or your mother! ARCHER: What's the"
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"prehistoric monsters. (Malory clears throat loudly)"
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"this airstrip? RAY: Yes!"
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"(Cyril gasps) RAY: Dukes."
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"MALORY: And so our heroes, such as they are, have run out"
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"hell! ARCHER (chuckles): This"
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"ARCHER: Woooooo!! Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"CYRIL: What did I do? ARCHER: Don't. There's no"
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"ARCHER: Tell you in a minute. RAY: Gear down!"
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"(others agreeing) ARCHER: That's because"
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"MALORY: Sterling, how are you not dead?"
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"died. CYRIL (scoffs): It was a"
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"Man, that must kill. ARCHER: Yeah. Yeah, you hear"
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"SLATER: Rando...? ARCHER: Uh, no, that's it."
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"think we covered that fairly well-- and these are the, uh,"
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"SLATER: Says who? ARCHER (chuckles): "Who.""
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"on the planet... CYRIL (chuckles): Which we"
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"ARCHER: Odie, hush! Uh, you were saying?"
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"ARCHER: Uh, yeah, on money. SLATER (laughing): Oh, man,"
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"Well, I certainly... (high-pitched whistle)"
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"MALORY: Gustavo Calderon, aka Baby Gus, is the president of"
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"PAM: Aww. CHERLENE: Lame."
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"PAM: Cows. Bees."
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"It's all over the news every night."
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"cannot kill the spirit of San Mar..."
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"MALORY: Why would I want to ruin your album?"
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"I get 50% of the profits. LANA: Archer?"
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"MALORY: I think you've managed to stumble backwards"
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"drugs-for-arms operation. ARCHER: Wow, that actually"
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