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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"CYRIL: Which, if it's true, is..."
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"emasculate you. KRIEGER: Well, no, if you"
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"LANA: How does that thing leave this room?"
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"its face, or taste the salty spray of the sea, I... I..."
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"PAM: You mean it's all gone? KRIEGER: I... (sniffles)"
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"WOODHOUSE: Straightaway, mum. MALORY: Oh, and a small bowl,"
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"(thunder rumbles) (Krieger squeaks)"
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"be going to marriage counseling and... (mumbles)"
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"MALORY: And so... ARCHER: Jesus."
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"It's your own fault. ARCHER: Debatable."
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"ARCHER: Uh, we obviously d... Oh. Hardy har, Mother."
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"RAY: Dump the damn guns! CYRIL: Uh, I am, if you'd"
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"(Cyril moans) RAY (strained): We're not"
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"leader's name was... SLATER: Slater."
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"RAY: Cantinflas! SLATER: I know what "mononym""
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"MALORY: Which is why these feckless idiots lost 200 kilos"
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"Uh, okay, technically, but then we stole a plane loaded with,"
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"she'd be? RAY: Well, the"
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"damn door hanging... Oh, no, no, no!"
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"cocaine, do we even still have half of it left?"
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"literally emas... (coughs) Okay, so, for a few weeks, I've"
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"gave away, ate or just blew up and sank."
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"SLATER: Hey, between you and me, I thought Gomez was hinky"
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"ARCHER (burps): Should I know who that is?"
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"timid man, Cyril. CYRIL: What? No, I'm not."
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"MALORY: If I can just stop you there."
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"film, film! LANA: Quit putting rocket"
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"we have enough weapons to invade Quebec."
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"Am I right, fellas? ARCHER: Are you?"
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"ARCHER: Wait! Ray, you said the Colombians were flying to"
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"OctKrieger. I can't decide."
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"of... CYRIL and RAY: Kilos!"
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"with Gomez..."
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"there was, like, a third... SLATER: Why do you have my"
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"forces consolidate their gains in the countryside, and now"
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"PAM (laughing): Dude, your balls are made of pussy."
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"KRIEGER: Goddamn it! MALORY: Oh, for the..."
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"with the ocean! The ocean isn't full of"
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"alligators! And do not even think about it,"
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"disappointing you would... bite... alligator... ish..."
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"to the perfect... (laughs)"
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"these goons? ARCHER: They were... They"
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"that was... I mean, if we put our minds to it."
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"middle of a civil war. Communist rebels are tearing"
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"it's better to have a gun and not need it than to be the"
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"Whatever happened to Team Archer?"
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"KRIEGER: Wait, literally? LANA: No, Krieger, not"
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"ARCHER: No, no, let's just go with her thing."
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"white and... okay... PAM: Yeah, not talking about"
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"We've got a shitload of film. KRIEGER: I'm supposed to have"
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"Happy? ARCHER: What, like, in"
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"It just needs to be constructive."
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"enough fuel to make it there, so..."
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"RAY: Damn it. ARCHER: What's up?"
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"ARCHER: Mm, not according to this."
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"I give you... the Red Kriegtober."
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"BOTH: Kilos. MALORY: Kilos, thank you,"
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"RAY: Uh... I guess hang on."
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"CYRIL: Please tell me that was never a real thing to you."
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"Time's a bit of a factor here! ARCHER: Cyril, for the love"
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"Come on, Ray, there has to be somewhere to land besides the"
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"know... CYRIL: Dicks?"
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"I got beanbagged. (Pam growls)"
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"this baby, so, uh... RAY: I'll keep it under"
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"KRIEGER: Yes! Good, yes, that is perfect!"
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"It's an exciting time for her. LANA: This."
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"CYRIL: Whoa. RAY: Just calm down."
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"MALORY: Woodhouse? WOODHOUSE: Mum."
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"decided they had to stone to death?"
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"PAM: Yes. LANA: Are you...?"
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"pops in your ass! CHERLENE: I'm eating them."
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"CYRIL: What?! ARCHER: Do the right thing,"
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"gonna make it. (Cyril whimpers)"
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"MALORY: American. ARCHER: Yeah, and the"
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"uh... ARCHER: Uh, Rand... o."
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"CYRIL: Hello. RAY: Odie, hush."
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"ARCHER: We... SLATER: I'm not done."
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"a beanbagging arms dealer, so that now, almost inexplicably,"
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"jealous, and so you just want to ruin it for me."
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"It's Ron. Hello..."
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"(all gasping) ARCHER: Oh, no!"
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"(Archer and Cyril grunt) RAY: You idiots!"
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