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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"(clears throat)"
Archer (2009)
"unhappy. WOODHOUSE: Perish the"
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"Idiots! (both yelling)"
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"I was going to be unhappy. Now, then."
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"Who's next?"
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"ARCHER: Okay, so, uh... I guess I'll go if..."
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"There. Happy? MALORY: No!"
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"I didn't mean with whipped cream!"
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"PAM: Perfect for what? Come on, it's an album cover,"
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"you... You want me to put a rocket pop in my vagina?!"
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"PAM: The butthole, Lana, is what I was..."
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"country album should be hardcore...?"
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"PAM: I do. LANA: You think it makes a"
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"ARCHER: Yeah, Lana. MALORY: Shut up."
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"shut up. Of cocaine that you took to"
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"until then, zip it! LANA: Wha...? What did I do?"
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"CYRIL: Assholishness. (all yelling)"
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"Cyril! CYRIL: Ray, what do I do?!"
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"(grunts) ARCHER and CYRIL: Whoa!"
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"CYRIL: No, it's... ARCHER: Shut up."
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"range, so... ARCHER: And who's fault"
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"You see that airstrip? The one that's circled?"
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"CYRIL: What's going on? RAY: Burning too much"
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"heavy? ARCHER: You said we had"
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"enough fuel to... RAY: I said barely!"
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"I bet the Colombians didn't count on three passengers."
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"ARCHER: Eh... I mean... RAY: Hello?"
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"of God, man, jump! CYRIL: Just throw out the"
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"ARCHER: ...whatever unit of measurement-- of cocaine!"
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"What if, um... CYRIL: Archer!"
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"ARCHER: Okay, well, let's circle back to who's an idiot,"
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"and talk about who's probably waiting at this airstrip."
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"ARCHER: Wait, why? CYRIL: Why maybe not?"
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"(sputtering) (Archer and Cyril shout)"
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"RAY: Because that. (sputtering)"
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"exciting. I hope everyone dies."
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"of fuel and... what. RAY: No, no, no!"
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"What are you doing?! CYRIL: Throwing out the guns!"
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"no-phrasing thing is killing me. RAY: Best case, our"
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"RAY: We're coming in! Brace for landing!"
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"instead of those little rubber bands in there, it's just, you"
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"ARCHER: Oh, so you have heard that."
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"in there about fairy dust-- and then what happens?"
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"CYRIL (chuckles): Yeah, tell her what happens next."
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"skills as a drug kingpin... RAY: You don't have any."
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"out of the million other things I'm good at, it's infiltrating"
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"Hey, guy... (grunts) (Ray and Cyril squeak)"
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"RAY and CYRIL: No. (others reacting in shock)"
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"Beanbagged, Pam. (others gasp, groan)"
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"what, how to get AIDS? MALORY (sighs): So who were"
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"ARCHER: Oh! S-Sorry. You kind of trailed off like"
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"ARCHER: Gomez was gonna steal it."
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"to address that, which we did and now we're here and..."
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"are not. (chuckles) You know, I mean, if"
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"Look, here's the thing about the McCracken brothers..."
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"from the get-go and, since the coke's all here, let's get you"
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"Apparently. SLATER (chuckles): What, did"
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"for the money. At least for now."
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"SLATER: So, obviously you're not gonna be able to pressurize"
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"8,000. SLATER: Still gonna freeze"
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"huh? ARCHER: Mmm... yep."
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"ARCHER: Ow. (grunts) Ma, they done killed old Rando."
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"swears wasn't hers... MALORY: Because it most"
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"certainly was not! CYRIL: Wait, then where did it come from?"
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"MALORY: Obviously from Sterling. ARCHER: Obviously from Mother."
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"MALORY and ARCHER: No, not from me!"
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"the best time to invade is right after brunch, when"
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"south and that Calderon would pay us."
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"LANA: Calderon? (gasps) As in Gustavo Calderon?"
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"ARCHER: Should I know... MALORY: Oh for God's sake,"
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"It still says "German East Africa.""
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"LANA: Well, it's Tanzania now, so..."
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"a country. MALORY: And it's in the"
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"Hang on. Bees."
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"As in who cares. MALORY: The United States."
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"really think is going on here? CHERLENE: You're all jealous!"
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"ARCHER: I don't know, maybe a little jealous."
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"you know, bricks of cocaine? MALORY: Krieger..."
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"CHERLENE: I'm not cleaning it up."
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"a mirror, a needle and thread, and a straight razor."
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"the mirror for? MALORY: So you could watch."
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"isn't it? Since we started scrabbling for"
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"It's been a long night. ARCHER: Oh, yeah, wh-why are"
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"ARCHER: What? CHERLENE: Ooh."
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"CYRIL: Sounds delightful. ARCHER: Wait-- you're still"
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"KRIEGER: Gross. CHERLENE: Oh, my God."
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"MALORY: Well, it was either that or..."
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"(clears throat)"
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"(thunder crashes)"
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"(both shivering)"
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"MALORY: If I see this glass empty again, I will be very"
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"Who'd like to go first? (Cyril coughs)"
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"No? All right, then I will."
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"Thank you, dear. For a moment there, I thought"
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"I don't have any... (spraying)"
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"PAM: It's actually whipped cocaine, so..."
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"(Malory groans) MALORY: That explains where"
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"some of it went. CHERLENE: Mmm, and the tingly"
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"numbness of my nipples. MALORY: And why are you"
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"dressed like the whore the rest of the trailer park finally"
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"CHERLENE: Duh, we were shooting my album cover."
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"not a... Amish Bible! PAM: You got to sex that shit"
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"up sexy. KRIEGER: Um..."
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"CHERLENE: I think it's pretty sexy."
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"PAM: You think that's sexy? With the rocket pops..."
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"outside of you. CHERLENE: I mean..."
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"KRIEGER: But if she eats them, we lose the whole red,"
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"PAM: Well, for starters. But let's not rule anything out."
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"You know? Let's kind of see where that leads."
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"film in this? CHERLENE: Goddamn it!"
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"PAM: Krieger! LANA: So, I have a question."
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"LANA: Yeah, I got that. But do you think the cover for a"
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"What do you even call that? Food porn?"
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"good country album cover or you call it food porn?"
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"(Cherlene squealing) CHERLENE: These things are"
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"freezing! KRIEGER: Film, film, film,"
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"Jesus, what is wrong with you? LANA: I guess I just don't"
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"get art. PAM: You obviously don't."
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"And it's not that we don't appreciate criticism."
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"And then tell me what happened to the hundred pounds of..."
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