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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Boyle-Linetti Wedding (S02E02)

on his counterfeit bills.

"on his counterfeit bills."

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And you did great.

"And you did great."

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It's not.

"It's not."

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Okay, you're the only one who calls him that.

"Okay, you're the only one who calls him that."

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The girl who dumped you at your bar mitzvah?

"The girl who dumped you at your bar mitzvah?"

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with Jenny Gildenhorn's mom,

"with Jenny Gildenhorn's mom,"

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For the first time since we were 13.

"For the first time since we were 13."

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then Ethan Stokes,

"then Ethan Stokes,"

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A-ee. A-ee. A-ee. A-ee.

"A-ee. A-ee. A-ee. A-ee."

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so I won't talk about other girls.

"so I won't talk about other girls."

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It's in the past, Amy. Move on!

"It's in the past, Amy. Move on!"

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We did not break up. I'm just not totally sold

"We did not break up. I'm just not totally sold"

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on the relationship yet, and I don't wanna bring him

"on the relationship yet, and I don't wanna bring him"

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Say "I love you" back?

"Say "I love you" back?"

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My mom, my dad, and my dying grandpa.

"My mom, my dad, and my dying grandpa."

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and uses a puddle as a mirror.

"and uses a puddle as a mirror."

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That was my informant. She spotted my counterfeiter

"That was my informant. She spotted my counterfeiter"

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and reserve a seat so Jenny can sit on my right side.

"and reserve a seat so Jenny can sit on my right side."

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and it turns out this is my juicier duct.

"and it turns out this is my juicier duct."

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I would have caught him nine months ago

"I would have caught him nine months ago"

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Fung.

"Fung."

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All right, that I understand.

"All right, that I understand."

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then we'll go to the wedding.

"then we'll go to the wedding."

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Minsk. Right. Minsk.

"Minsk. Right. Minsk."

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Can you help my dad with his cuff links?

"Can you help my dad with his cuff links?"

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being with someone and not having any doubts.

"being with someone and not having any doubts."

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I have little doubts.

"I have little doubts."

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Back-to-back Catfish situations, you know?

"Back-to-back Catfish situations, you know?"

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Do you think she'll be in her high school

"Do you think she'll be in her high school"

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We should really get going. Jenny awaits.

"We should really get going. Jenny awaits."

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Right, Minsk. I know it's Minsk.

"Right, Minsk. I know it's Minsk."

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He's gotta be in here somewhere.

"He's gotta be in here somewhere."

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You know, make it seem like I haven't been staring at her

"You know, make it seem like I haven't been staring at her"

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Or you could call her by her real name.

"Or you could call her by her real name."

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I mean, you must be freaking out.

"I mean, you must be freaking out."

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I sprang for the three button jacket.

"I sprang for the three button jacket."

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Rosa said you had a personal question.

"Rosa said you had a personal question."

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That is not what I said.

"That is not what I said."

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I saw one Samuel L. Jackson movie,

"I saw one Samuel L. Jackson movie,"

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Every time he reads it, he breaks down.

"Every time he reads it, he breaks down."

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and it took me to some very real places.

"and it took me to some very real places."

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Captain, the speech is yours.

"Captain, the speech is yours."

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It needs to be emotional and poetic.

"It needs to be emotional and poetic."

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Well, my first Captain

"Well, my first Captain"

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used to call me Emily Dickinson.

"used to call me Emily Dickinson."

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but don't worry.

"but don't worry."

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Hey!

"Hey!"

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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I'm only gonna tell you this

"I'm only gonna tell you this"

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I still do.

"I still do."

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Oh, whaaaaaaaaat?

"Oh, whaaaaaaaaat?"

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We don't have a ring, the cake says, "Darlene and Lunn,"

"We don't have a ring, the cake says, "Darlene and Lunn,""

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Okay, we just need to make sure nothing else goes wrong.

"Okay, we just need to make sure nothing else goes wrong."

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Where is your dad? Where is Lunn?

"Where is your dad? Where is Lunn?"

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You know us Boyle men and our clumsy ham hands.

"You know us Boyle men and our clumsy ham hands."

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Please say you're not gonna reference

"Please say you're not gonna reference"

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I knew I was gonna hate whatever you chose.

"I knew I was gonna hate whatever you chose."

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You look great. Go get her, Bond.

"You look great. Go get her, Bond."

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One of my three jacket buttons is unbuttoned.

"One of my three jacket buttons is unbuttoned."

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After you.

"After you."

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Nope. Those are my mints.

"Nope. Those are my mints."

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I must have dropped the ring

"I must have dropped the ring"

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Please don't climb in here.

"Please don't climb in here."

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Oh, don't worry. The only thing

"Oh, don't worry. The only thing"

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I wore in middle school.

"I wore in middle school."

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Jake! Look!

"Jake! Look!"

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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And no, I mean the ring is actually tight.

"And no, I mean the ring is actually tight."

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Let me try. We have to get this off.

"Let me try. We have to get this off."

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You don't have to pretend like you care about them.

"You don't have to pretend like you care about them."

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Third?

"Third?"

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Grab some of those if you're throwing 'em out.

"Grab some of those if you're throwing 'em out."

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Mwah! Mwah!

"Mwah! Mwah!"

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You did so great.

"You did so great."

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I will cut off your son's testicles."

"I will cut off your son's testicles.""

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Pants, Dad! Pants!

"Pants, Dad! Pants!"

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but I'm having some trouble with my speech.

"but I'm having some trouble with my speech."

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that I wished the officiant had been more efficient.

"that I wished the officiant had been more efficient."

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Aha! Maybe I should open with that zinger.

"Aha! Maybe I should open with that zinger."

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I lied.

"I lied."

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You're the worst family in history,

"You're the worst family in history,"

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Scully's run out of songs.

"Scully's run out of songs."

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Okay, this is your last chance

"Okay, this is your last chance"

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Absolutely not.

"Absolutely not."

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We just saw her making out with a guy

"We just saw her making out with a guy"

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I'm Captain Raymond Holt. Welcome.

"I'm Captain Raymond Holt. Welcome."

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but it's so much more than that.

"but it's so much more than that."

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It's commitment,

"It's commitment,"

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it's joy, it's understanding,

"it's joy, it's understanding,"

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it's patience, it's anger,

"it's patience, it's anger,"

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Darlene, do you take Lynn to be your lawfully wedded husband?

"Darlene, do you take Lynn to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

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You may kiss the bride.

"You may kiss the bride."

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Yeah! Get it, Daddy!

"Yeah! Get it, Daddy!"

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I simply said what I wish had been said

"I simply said what I wish had been said"

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"efficient-officiant" quip.

""efficient-officiant" quip."

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But all this does make me think I might enjoy a more...

"But all this does make me think I might enjoy a more..."

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They are a musician and a celebrity personality

"They are a musician and a celebrity personality"

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who recently wedded.

"who recently wedded."

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Yes, yes, I know.

"Yes, yes, I know."

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He's not playing my playlist.

"He's not playing my playlist."

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Rosa said you weren't coming.

"Rosa said you weren't coming."

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Yeah, I wasn't.

"Yeah, I wasn't."

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Oh, but, hey.

"Oh, but, hey."

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I'm DVR-ing Bones, so no spoilers.

"I'm DVR-ing Bones, so no spoilers."

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Don't worry. I don't watch.

"Don't worry. I don't watch."

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and get this place turnt up.

"and get this place turnt up."

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because I was being a coward.

"because I was being a coward."

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I was scared things were moving too quickly,

"I was scared things were moving too quickly,"

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but I don't give a crap.

"but I don't give a crap."

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If you had plans tonight, you can get out of here.

"If you had plans tonight, you can get out of here."

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I'm gonna go to the car, get my CDs.

"I'm gonna go to the car, get my CDs."

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How is this song playing?

"How is this song playing?"

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Hey.

"Hey."

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Sorry you missed your chance with Jenny Gildenhorn.

"Sorry you missed your chance with Jenny Gildenhorn."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Perfect.

"Perfect."

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Hi. She's been asking about you all night.

"Hi. She's been asking about you all night."

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Gregor Minsk, the counterfeiter I've been chasing

"Gregor Minsk, the counterfeiter I've been chasing"

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for two years, has finally resurfaced.

"for two years, has finally resurfaced."

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No. Because he passed $4 million

"No. Because he passed $4 million"

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