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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Boyle-Linetti Wedding (S02E02)

in fraudulent bills, Jake.

"in fraudulent bills, Jake."

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But also, two Rs in "pluribus?"

"But also, two Rs in "pluribus?""

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I mean, did none of those cashiers take Latin?

"I mean, did none of those cashiers take Latin?"

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Okay, let's give Amy a round of applause

"Okay, let's give Amy a round of applause"

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for whatever that was.

"for whatever that was."

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Police briefing. Still in progress.

"Police briefing. Still in progress."

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But let's get serious, people.

"But let's get serious, people."

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Tomorrow is the wedding.

"Tomorrow is the wedding."

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My mom is marrying, shudder,

"My mom is marrying, shudder,"

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We are gonna be brother and sister.

"We are gonna be brother and sister."

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To think this started with us just going to town

"To think this started with us just going to town"

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or each others sexy parts.

"or each others sexy parts."

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Charles, promise me that is not in your toast.

"Charles, promise me that is not in your toast."

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Come on, man.

"Come on, man."

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Look, I need everything to be perfect.

"Look, I need everything to be perfect."

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Status update, Rosa.

"Status update, Rosa."

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How are the flowers?

"How are the flowers?"

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

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Yellow. Terr-bear?

"Yellow. Terr-bear?"

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to make it tighter like you wanted.

"to make it tighter like you wanted."

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Jake, have you checked in with the jeweler?

"Jake, have you checked in with the jeweler?"

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Yes. They said the ring

"Yes. They said the ring"

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will be ready at 2:00 on the wedding day.

"will be ready at 2:00 on the wedding day."

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This is very important, Jake.

"This is very important, Jake."

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Are you sure you can handle it?

"Are you sure you can handle it?"

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Good. These tasks

"Good. These tasks"

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are top priority around here, people.

"are top priority around here, people."

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I don't care how many criminals go free.

"I don't care how many criminals go free."

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Uh, I'm not done with my briefing yet.

"Uh, I'm not done with my briefing yet."

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I said dismissed!

"I said dismissed!"

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The Bubes? Michael Buble?

"The Bubes? Michael Buble?"

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Yes. I can still see her slow-dancing with Eddie Fung.

"Yes. I can still see her slow-dancing with Eddie Fung."

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♪ I'm so lost without you ♪

"♪ I'm so lost without you ♪"

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Well, you better forgive her because she's about to become,

"Well, you better forgive her because she's about to become,"

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and Jenny is gonna be at the wedding.

"and Jenny is gonna be at the wedding."

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That's right. I'm finally gonna get

"That's right. I'm finally gonna get"

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the slow-dance that Fung denied me.

"the slow-dance that Fung denied me."

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Is she even single? Uh-huh.

"Is she even single? Uh-huh."

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Eddie Fung was replaced by Colin Brandow,

"Eddie Fung was replaced by Colin Brandow,"

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then Tanya Astor, don't tell her mother,

"then Tanya Astor, don't tell her mother,"

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then she met her husband, Matt Hench,

"then she met her husband, Matt Hench,"

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who she divorced three months ago.

"who she divorced three months ago."

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I mean, Assistant U.S. Attorney? Get a real job.

"I mean, Assistant U.S. Attorney? Get a real job."

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You really kept tabs on her, huh?

"You really kept tabs on her, huh?"

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Just thought it might be weird for you,

"Just thought it might be weird for you,"

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because of your history.

"because of your history."

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I told Amy I liked her, she told me she was deeply

"I told Amy I liked her, she told me she was deeply"

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in love with me, and it's all in the past.

"in love with me, and it's all in the past."

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I did not say "love" or "deeply."

"I did not say "love" or "deeply.""

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Rosa, I had a question about Marcus and the wedding.

"Rosa, I had a question about Marcus and the wedding."

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I'm not bringing Marcus.

"I'm not bringing Marcus."

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You guys broke up, huh?

"You guys broke up, huh?"

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Mm, just hit it and quit it.

"Mm, just hit it and quit it."

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We are so similar.

"We are so similar."

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to some stupid wedding where he might get

"to some stupid wedding where he might get"

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all romantic and say, "I love you."

"all romantic and say, "I love you.""

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I mean, what am I supposed to do then?

"I mean, what am I supposed to do then?"

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I've only said "I love you" to three people.

"I've only said "I love you" to three people."

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And one of those I regret.

"And one of those I regret."

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Which one? Grandpa.

"Which one? Grandpa."

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Wow, man.

"Wow, man."

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Would either of you like a starring role

"Would either of you like a starring role"

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in the wedding of the century?

"in the wedding of the century?"

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I already told you, I'm not go-go dancing.

"I already told you, I'm not go-go dancing."

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Well, someone's getting in that cage.

"Well, someone's getting in that cage."

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But more importantly, my mom's priest dropped out,

"But more importantly, my mom's priest dropped out,"

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Who would be better equipped

"Who would be better equipped"

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to deliver a heartfelt, emotional speech about love?

"to deliver a heartfelt, emotional speech about love?"

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I have to imagine it's not me.

"I have to imagine it's not me."

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I could do it. I'm already ordained.

"I could do it. I'm already ordained."

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Today, and for the rest of your life,

"Today, and for the rest of your life,"

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it's heart and soul.

"it's heart and soul."

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Smart. You tailored the ceremony

"Smart. You tailored the ceremony"

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Yeah. Yeah. That's totally what I was doing.

"Yeah. Yeah. That's totally what I was doing."

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I mean, working out is not the only thing

"I mean, working out is not the only thing"

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I feel comfortable talking about.

"I feel comfortable talking about."

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Uh, what would you say is your mom's favorite move at the gym?

"Uh, what would you say is your mom's favorite move at the gym?"

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My mom likes champagne, baked ziti, the Bahamas.

"My mom likes champagne, baked ziti, the Bahamas."

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Charles's dad probably lives under a bridge

"Charles's dad probably lives under a bridge"

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I don't know. You figure it out.

"I don't know. You figure it out."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Okay, thanks. Try to stay off heroin.

"Okay, thanks. Try to stay off heroin."

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four blocks from here. We have to go check it out.

"four blocks from here. We have to go check it out."

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Uh, but I wanted to get to the wedding early

"Uh, but I wanted to get to the wedding early"

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I'm been practicing my crying

"I'm been practicing my crying"

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Please? I've been chasing this guy for two years.

"Please? I've been chasing this guy for two years."

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What if it was your collar?

"What if it was your collar?"

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in a shootout on top of a ferris wheel.

"in a shootout on top of a ferris wheel."

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Minsk is my nemesis.

"Minsk is my nemesis."

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He's my Eddie Fung.

"He's my Eddie Fung."

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We'll check out your lead,

"We'll check out your lead,"

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Let's go find Eddie Fung.

"Let's go find Eddie Fung."

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Fung.

"Fung."

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Oh, Regina, everything is so beautiful.

"Oh, Regina, everything is so beautiful."

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Well, as long as you're happy, I'm happy.

"Well, as long as you're happy, I'm happy."

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Rosa, ah, there you are.

"Rosa, ah, there you are."

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Sure. I would do it, but it's bad luck

"Sure. I would do it, but it's bad luck"

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for a boy to see his father on his wedding day.

"for a boy to see his father on his wedding day."

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Oh, well, in that case, no.

"Oh, well, in that case, no."

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Rosa, please. It's a slippery slope

"Rosa, please. It's a slippery slope"

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from uncuffed sleeves to Lynn just wearing

"from uncuffed sleeves to Lynn just wearing"

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an old turtleneck down the aisle.

"an old turtleneck down the aisle."

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Actually, my dad can really rock a turtleneck.

"Actually, my dad can really rock a turtleneck."

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Gives him a sexy Elliott Gould vibe.

"Gives him a sexy Elliott Gould vibe."

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Charles, shut up.

"Charles, shut up."

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Rosa, go find Lynn Boyle and cuff his ass.

"Rosa, go find Lynn Boyle and cuff his ass."

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There you go. Thanks.

"There you go. Thanks."

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You nervous? Oh, not at all.

"You nervous? Oh, not at all."

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I love Darlene Linetti with all my parts.

"I love Darlene Linetti with all my parts."

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Wow. I can't ever imagine

"Wow. I can't ever imagine"

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Tiny little doubts.

"Tiny little doubts."

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You think that's a problem?

"You think that's a problem?"

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I mean, not if you're sure she's the one.

"I mean, not if you're sure she's the one."

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Yes. Of course.

"Yes. Of course."

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But I was sure about my five other weddings, too.

"But I was sure about my five other weddings, too."

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Please, don't tell Charles.

"Please, don't tell Charles."

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He only... he only knows about three.

"He only... he only knows about three."

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Same kid both times actually. That's okay.

"Same kid both times actually. That's okay."

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Just took you a while to get it right.

"Just took you a while to get it right."

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Yeah, or maybe I'm just doing the same thing

"Yeah, or maybe I'm just doing the same thing"

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