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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Do You Believe in Magic (S08E08)

"Crap. Crap."
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"Crappacino. Charlie Craplin."
Modern Family (2009)
"In Colombia, when the old man starts yelling at the mail,"
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"we put them on a sandbar and wait for the tide to come in."
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"Well, Delgado's got a doozy of a Valentine's dilemma."
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"I texted out feelers for two dates."
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"Vicky Noh is top choice, but Alexa Potts has been doing"
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"this bad-girl thing lately I'm into."
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"So, while I wait for a yes from Noh,"
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"I've got to keep Potts on the back burner."
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"Oh, my God. Is it still talking?"
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"Jay, that's so rude!"
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"He overthinks everything."
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"If you have a shot"
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"at the bad girl, jump."
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"I don't know."
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"She has a stepdad who only pays attention to her hot older sister."
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"I will dial the phone for you."
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"Ugh."
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"That was Joe's school. He's in trouble."
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"We need to go meet with the teacher."
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"What the hell did he do?"
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"He robbed a bank and took 18 hostages."
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"How would I know? Let's go."
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"It's a no-go."
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"Alexa wanted to use the hot tub tonight,"
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"but apparently can't find her bathing suit."
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"If you don't come home smelling of light beer and chlorine,"
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"do not come home at all."
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"Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com"
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"Uh, honey?"
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"Um..."
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"- Whoa. - Happy..."
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"Valentine's Day, my love!"
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"Oh, thank you."
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"I love this. What is it?"
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"It's the actual porch swing where we had our first kiss."
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"- No. - Check it out."
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"The carvings are still on the back from 25 years ago."
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"Oh, my gosh. "Phil hearts Claire.""
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"Oh, honey, this is gonna look so great out on our porch."
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"I can't believe you did this."
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"- Wow. - It was nothing."
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"I made a few calls,"
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"- drove half a day... - Uh-huh."
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"... had Campari and haggled with a handsy gay landlord,"
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"took the swing apart, loaded it in a van,"
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"ran out of gas in the desert,"
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"got harassed by a shady state trooper,"
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"and drove back with a blinding migraine."
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"But easy-peasy."
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"I love it."
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"Knock, knock. Happy Valentine's Day..."
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"or, as I call it, "the best night to go to the grocery store.""
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"And here is your Valentine's gift."
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"I wrapped it myself in the office,"
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"and then, like a dingdong, I left it there, so..."
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"Whoa, sparkly."
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"Just like you. That's why I picked the wrapping."
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"- She sure did. - Yeah. Go ahead."
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"Claire, I think I know what this is."
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"- I can't believe you did this. - I know, right?"
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"You got me an old watch."
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"- Pretty cool, right? - So cool."
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"I've got a crazy-good poker face,"
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"but I didn't love the watch."
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"I'd been dropping these big hints"
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"about a pair of genuine Houdini handcuffs"
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"on sale at a local magic shop."
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"They're from his famous Coffin of Cobras Escape of 1923."
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"The trick was so shocking"
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"that women went into spontaneous labor"
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"and the men paired off in violent fighting."
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"I, uh, don't think it's working."
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"- Uh... - Oh, well, I mean,"
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"I'm just seeing this watch for the first time,"
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"but it looks like it's got a self-winder."
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"- You just move your... - Yeah."
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"... arm around to keep it going."
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"I should probably get going."
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"- Mother's waiting in the truck... - Mm-hmm."
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"... and she's patient until she isn't."
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"Oh, and I've got to get to work, too,"
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"before all the single gals show up."
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"It's pretty hard to concentrate with all the bathroom crying"
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"and the half-eaten chocolates getting hurled at the wall."
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"- Have a good one. - I will."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Wow. Those are nice."
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"Yeah, they were on the front porch."
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"They're from a mystery admirer."
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"The card says, "You don't know your power.""
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"Oh, that's my bad."
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"I was power-washing the flagstones"
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"- in my old cheer shorts... - They're for me."
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"Yeah, don't ask who they're from,"
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"because I don't know, but I will find out."
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"- Oh. - What happened to your arm?"
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"Oh, I am winding an old watch"
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"that your mother gave me for Valentine's Day."
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"Oh. That's pretty uneven. You gave her this awesome swing."
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"Man, where did Mom find a guy as sweet as you?"
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"Actually, she hit me with her car"
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"when I was break-dancing in a KFC parking lot."
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"And your mother's not unromantic."
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"She's just been busy with work lately."
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"Well, you've been married for like 25 years."
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"You guys are overdue for the romance"
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"to fizzle out a little bit."
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"Oh, well, it's nice to know"
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"that some dime-store posies from an unnamed stalker"
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"have made you an expert on matters of the heart."
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"It so happens that your mother is still very romantic,"
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"which I will prove with a surprise visit"
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"to her office this afternoon."
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"Let me guess... you built this inside"
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"and didn't measure the door?"
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"Card was right. You don't know your own power..."
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"to be mean."
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