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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Do You Believe in Magic (S08E08)

"Thank you so much for helping us out."
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"Ah, yeah. Rainer has work, anyways."
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"He does this Valentine's Day thing"
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"- where he tracks Cupid on the radar. - Aww, cute."
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"Oh, and Lily gets to stay up a little later tonight"
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"because she had a big-girl moment at school."
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"Yes, this boy Jagger... 'cause that's a name now..."
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"teased her and she told him off in front of everybody."
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"And we're proud of you because you used your words."
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"She used our words. We wrote her a little speech."
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"She really told that kid off good."
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"Our society encourages women to be unassertive,"
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"so we need to do everything we can to... to really empower Lily."
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"We may not get women,"
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"but that allows us to really get women."
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"We may not hook up with women,"
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"but we really understand women."
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"I think it was clear when I said it."
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"So, what's with this whole "going out early" thing."
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"Well, it's been forever since we've had a date-night out,"
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"and so we made a little list of the six things"
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"that we love to do,"
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"but never get to do."
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"Ugh, pathetic."
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"Okay, we get to say that, not you."
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"No, no, no, it's Dylan."
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"He texts me every Valentine's Day begging to hook up."
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"Oh, that is sad."
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"I know. It almost never works."
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"All right, you old bags,"
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"put your teeth in, you're taking me out."
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"Sal, what are you doing here?"
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"It's Valentine's Day"
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"and my new German boyfriend, Werner, is out of town,"
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"and I don't like to drink alone."
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"The first part's true."
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"Well, actually, we have plans."
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"Aw, but now you have better plans."
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"Fausta here can babysit Sammy"
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"and General Tsour over there."
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"Sammy, tell your guncles hello like I taught you."
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"- Enchanté. - Ahh!"
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"- What am I looking at here? - I'm raising him gay."
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"Tell Uncle Mitchell what you think about those pants."
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"Tragic."
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"Oh, it's sticking!"
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"- So, come on. Let's go. - Uh..."
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"Hey, if she's watching the kids,"
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"I don't want to be a fourth wheel,"
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"so I'll just come and join you three."
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"- That... that sounds great. - Ahh!"
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"Mitchell, can I talk to you over by the fireplace?"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"- Hey, so what about our plans? - Look, you know Sal."
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"She's not gonna leave until we agree to this."
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"So, look, we'll just get the two of them drinking."
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"They won't even notice when we slip away"
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"and, you know, get back to our list."
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"- That's a good plan. - Yeah."
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"You know what? I didn't even want to do number one anyway."
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"It makes me feel dirty and ashamed."
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"Okay, well, bye-bye, Cheesecake Factory."
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"Wow. All right."
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"I asked you guys to come in today"
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"because Joe has given me a very, um,"
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"inappropriate Valentine's Day gift."
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"I assume that..."
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"he got this from home?"
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"Ms. Clarke, I am so sorry."
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"I'm sure that Joe doesn't even know what he was doing."
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"Oh."
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"Looks like I'm finally gonna get to fight with one son"
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"over the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue."
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"Jay, this is not funny."
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"I come from a very long line of overly sexy men."
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"My cousin Ricardo, he had a sex addition."
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"You mean "addiction.""
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"Uh, yeah, sorry."
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"He built an addiction onto his house"
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"for making love to his many girlfriends."
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"Well, Joe just needs to know"
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"that this type of gift is not okay."
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"And you're right, and I'm gonna talk to him."
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"Did I do something wrong?"
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"You did take something"
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"out of your mom's drawer without asking."
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"But I'm gonna give you a pass on that one."
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"The thing is, the gift was inappropriate."
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"Well, you give underpants to Mom."
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"True."
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"You do it every year."
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"Look, you can give that kind of thing"
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"to your wife or your girlfriend."
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"But it's a little bit different when it's your teacher, okay?"
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"Fine. Can I go back to the quiet room now?"
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"I already missed half of my nap."
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"You know how I get."
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"Sure. Go ahead."
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"Everything's squared away."
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"Ms. Clarke, sorry for the trouble."
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"May I have that back?"
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"Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry."
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"I didn't know that real humans could have these dimensions."
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"- Thanks. - Thank you."
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"Oops."
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"I seem to have dropped my spare hotel key."
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"- Phil... - Shh."
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"No need to call whoever this Phil is."
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"You're in no danger."
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"This key is to room 422 at the Ramada down the street."
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"Slip out when you can."
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"I'll pre-disable the smoke detectors"
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"so you don't set it off when you shimmy out"
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"of those sensible wide-leg trousers."
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"For the past several Valentine's,"
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"we've adopted sexy alter egos..."
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"Juliana, wild and spontaneous,"
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"and Clive, passionate collector of beautiful women"
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"and antique sailing maps."
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"- Clive, I love this id... - Shh."
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