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Clips from Short Circuit 2

He's talking, man.

"He's talking, man."

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Sure, they all do that, man. Hey, what are you doing here?

"Sure, they all do that, man. Hey, what are you doing here?"

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I'm sightseeing, but many people are angry.

"I'm sightseeing, but many people are angry."

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Why?

"Why?"

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Is that your car, man? You're looking out for it?

"Is that your car, man? You're looking out for it?"

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No.

"No."

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Come on.

"Come on."

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-Are you angry, too? -No, man.

"-Are you angry, too? -No, man."

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I want to be your friend. Listen, you can open any car you want?

"I want to be your friend. Listen, you can open any car you want?"

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Sure.

"Sure."

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You want to help us out?

"You want to help us out?"

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We got this big job, you know, where we go around looking...

"We got this big job, you know, where we go around looking..."

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...for old car stereos that need to be, like, polished up...

"...for old car stereos that need to be, like, polished up..."

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...and repaired and stuff, and that's what we do.

"...and repaired and stuff, and that's what we do."

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And then we put them back in the cars and everybody is happy.

"And then we put them back in the cars and everybody is happy."

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We work for the Department of Car Stereo Repair, right?

"We work for the Department of Car Stereo Repair, right?"

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And we're really overworked.

"And we're really overworked."

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We got too many cars to do today. See all those cars?

"We got too many cars to do today. See all those cars?"

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We have to do all those cars or we don't even get to go home...

"We have to do all those cars or we don't even get to go home..."

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...to see our families and little babies and stuff.

"...to see our families and little babies and stuff."

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-Is it doing it? -I don't see nothing.

"-Is it doing it? -I don't see nothing."

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I think it split, man.

"I think it split, man."

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I got radios! I got stereos! I got tape decks and CDs!

"I got radios! I got stereos! I got tape decks and CDs!"

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Everything you need for car systems at low prices!

"Everything you need for car systems at low prices!"

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"I can't help it. Look at me. I'm in a panic.

""I can't help it. Look at me. I'm in a panic."

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"I'm frantic and I'm...

""I'm frantic and I'm..."

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"...manic!"

""...manic!""

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Arriba!

"Arriba!"

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Arriba! Andale! Hola, dude.

"Arriba! Andale! Hola, dude."

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Check it out, man. Pretty nice, eh?

"Check it out, man. Pretty nice, eh?"

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Por favor, need assistance to find Benjamin and Frederick.

"Por favor, need assistance to find Benjamin and Frederick."

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135 West Lafayette Boulevard. Usted comprende amigo?

"135 West Lafayette Boulevard. Usted comprende amigo?"

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That's right across the street.

"That's right across the street."

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Muchas gracias.

"Muchas gracias."

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What is this, some type of stunt? A joke?

"What is this, some type of stunt? A joke?"

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No humor is involved.

"No humor is involved."

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Collecting mucho input. Urban input.

"Collecting mucho input. Urban input."

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Be careful!

"Be careful!"

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Be careful. You really should cross at the crosswalk.

"Be careful. You really should cross at the crosswalk."

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-You lost Number Johnny Five? -Hold it.

"-You lost Number Johnny Five? -Hold it."

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You stop backing up, you untrustworthy person.

"You stop backing up, you untrustworthy person."

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Now, get up!

"Now, get up!"

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I did not lose him, first of all. He just ran out.

"I did not lose him, first of all. He just ran out."

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He went ape.

"He went ape."

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My friends trusted me and I lowered them down.

"My friends trusted me and I lowered them down."

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-Your friends? -This is a major screw-up!

"-Your friends? -This is a major screw-up!"

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Your friends? What about me? What about this business?

"Your friends? What about me? What about this business?"

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Excuse me. I...

"Excuse me. I..."

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...I found this machine across the street.

"...I found this machine across the street."

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Number Johnny Five!

"Number Johnny Five!"

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Am I not telling you not to go outside of the doors?

"Am I not telling you not to go outside of the doors?"

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Outside of doors is city. Awesome input. You did not tell me.

"Outside of doors is city. Awesome input. You did not tell me."

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You have been vandalized all over yourself.

"You have been vandalized all over yourself."

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No, decorations. Multicolored petroleum by-products.

"No, decorations. Multicolored petroleum by-products."

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Los Locos kick your ass! Los Locos kick your face!

"Los Locos kick your ass! Los Locos kick your face!"

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Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!

"Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!"

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Number Johnny Five!

"Number Johnny Five!"

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Come on. I will clean you up.

"Come on. I will clean you up."

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If you had a mouth, I'd wash it out with soap.

"If you had a mouth, I'd wash it out with soap."

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But, I....

"But, I...."

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You really saved our bacon there. Thanks a lot.

"You really saved our bacon there. Thanks a lot."

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That thing is remarkable! Is it yours?

"That thing is remarkable! Is it yours?"

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Yes, there's only one of them and we've got it.

"Yes, there's only one of them and we've got it."

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We're using it to build this fine line of quality toys.

"We're using it to build this fine line of quality toys."

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-Hey, that's very nice. -Isn't that cute?

"-Hey, that's very nice. -Isn't that cute?"

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My name is Oscar Baldwin.

"My name is Oscar Baldwin."

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I work at the bank.

"I work at the bank."

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I thought this building had been vacated.

"I thought this building had been vacated."

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Maybe you'd like to join the Neighborhood Merchants Association.

"Maybe you'd like to join the Neighborhood Merchants Association."

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Well--

"Well--"

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I happen to be the Membership Committee chairman.

"I happen to be the Membership Committee chairman."

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We're on a short-term lease. We'll be gone in a month.

"We're on a short-term lease. We'll be gone in a month."

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You have removed 57 car stereos?

"You have removed 57 car stereos?"

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From automobiles?

"From automobiles?"

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What?

"What?"

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You were out ripping stuff off?

"You were out ripping stuff off?"

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Not ripping, unscrewing. I helped my friends:

"Not ripping, unscrewing. I helped my friends:"

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The Department of Car Stereo Repair.

"The Department of Car Stereo Repair."

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Dummy, you were boosting car stereos!

"Dummy, you were boosting car stereos!"

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It was stealing, okay? You were stealing!

"It was stealing, okay? You were stealing!"

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-You got fingerprints? -No, he doesn't.

"-You got fingerprints? -No, he doesn't."

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Stealing? To take property without permission, unlawfully?

"Stealing? To take property without permission, unlawfully?"

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But they said it's their job. They'll put them back!

"But they said it's their job. They'll put them back!"

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No, they scammed you, see? They tricked your ass.

"No, they scammed you, see? They tricked your ass."

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I've got more brains in my nostril than he's got...

"I've got more brains in my nostril than he's got..."

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...in his whole erector set.

"...in his whole erector set."

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I was tricked? Flimflammed? Hornswoggled?

"I was tricked? Flimflammed? Hornswoggled?"

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You see, this is not the countryside. This is the city-side.

"You see, this is not the countryside. This is the city-side."

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There are many people here, and people, they are very complicated.

"There are many people here, and people, they are very complicated."

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I know. I've spent my entire lifetime as one...

"I know. I've spent my entire lifetime as one..."

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...and still I do not understand them.

"...and still I do not understand them."

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Now, please, will you stay inside?

"Now, please, will you stay inside?"

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Okay, thank you.

"Okay, thank you."

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-Let's go, Saunders. -God, I think I'm allergic to this stuff.

"-Let's go, Saunders. -God, I think I'm allergic to this stuff."

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Come on.

"Come on."

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The key is in the ignition.

"The key is in the ignition."

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-Get it! The key! -I got it!

"-Get it! The key! -I got it!"

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"Dear Stephanie, the toys are almost done. The city is nice...

""Dear Stephanie, the toys are almost done. The city is nice..."

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"...but people here get angry easily.

""...but people here get angry easily."

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"Maybe they need more fiber in their diet. Or maybe it's just me.

""Maybe they need more fiber in their diet. Or maybe it's just me."

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"Love, Johnny.

""Love, Johnny."

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"P.S. Enclosed is something called a chilidog."

""P.S. Enclosed is something called a chilidog.""

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Masks?

"Masks?"

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Disguises? Excuse me, gentlemen. Our showroom closes at 6:00.

"Disguises? Excuse me, gentlemen. Our showroom closes at 6:00."

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Let's get that craphead.

"Let's get that craphead."

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Have a seat, gentlemen.

"Have a seat, gentlemen."

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Why are you angry? Why try to disassemble Johnny Five?

"Why are you angry? Why try to disassemble Johnny Five?"

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Bad humans!

"Bad humans!"

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Please allow me to demonstrate the law of centrifugal force.

"Please allow me to demonstrate the law of centrifugal force."

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Please return your seatbacks and tray tables...

"Please return your seatbacks and tray tables..."

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...to their full, upright positions in preparation for landing.

"...to their full, upright positions in preparation for landing."

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"Robot ejects prowlers. Film at 11 p.m."

""Robot ejects prowlers. Film at 11 p.m.""

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To the moon, Alice.

"To the moon, Alice."

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Who are these masked men and what do they want?

"Who are these masked men and what do they want?"

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Does everybody get treated this way?

"Does everybody get treated this way?"

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Now we have to get a security system.

"Now we have to get a security system."

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Security system? Sure.

"Security system? Sure."

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" R-E-S-P-E-C-T

"" R-E-S-P-E-C-T"

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"That is what I'd like for me

""That is what I'd like for me"

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