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Clips from Short Circuit 2

-"R-E-S-P-E-C-T" -Lower your volume.

"-"R-E-S-P-E-C-T" -Lower your volume."

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I cannot hear myself forgetting what I am studying.

"I cannot hear myself forgetting what I am studying."

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It makes me unable even to remember the name of Warren G. Harding.

"It makes me unable even to remember the name of Warren G. Harding."

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Harding?

"Harding?"

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Johnny.

"Johnny."

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Hi, Oscar.

"Hi, Oscar."

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I thought this would interest you.

"I thought this would interest you."

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-Sightseeing tips! -Lots of input.

"-Sightseeing tips! -Lots of input."

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Oscar, thank you.

"Oscar, thank you."

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And I'll read it again later.

"And I'll read it again later."

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-I found one for you. -Great.

"-I found one for you. -Great."

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-Got it? -Yep.

"-Got it? -Yep."

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Hello, there.

"Hello, there."

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I just thought I'd drop off that application for you.

"I just thought I'd drop off that application for you."

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Thanks. I'll get to it right away.

"Thanks. I'll get to it right away."

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What's he doing, anyway?

"What's he doing, anyway?"

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Making homemade contraption to protect my friends.

"Making homemade contraption to protect my friends."

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Let me ask you something. How does that thing work?

"Let me ask you something. How does that thing work?"

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Do you run it by remote control?

"Do you run it by remote control?"

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No, you just talk to it.

"No, you just talk to it."

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Absolutely amazing.

"Absolutely amazing."

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I know about computers and we'd expect to pay no less than...

"I know about computers and we'd expect to pay no less than..."

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...$500,000 for something like him.

"...$500,000 for something like him."

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Johnny Five total value:

"Johnny Five total value:"

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$11,002,076.17.

"$11,002,076.17."

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$11,000,000, you see? And well worth it!

"$11,000,000, you see? And well worth it!"

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Capable of doing anything, and a marvellous personality to boot.

"Capable of doing anything, and a marvellous personality to boot."

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Thank you, Oscar. Adios.

"Thank you, Oscar. Adios."

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I like Oscar. He's friendly. And he treats me with "R-E-S-P-E-C-T."

"I like Oscar. He's friendly. And he treats me with "R-E-S-P-E-C-T.""

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"Sock it to me, sock it to me"

""Sock it to me, sock it to me""

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Amendment 2, right to have bare arms--

"Amendment 2, right to have bare arms--"

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-All right, what's the deal here? -What?

"-All right, what's the deal here? -What?"

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I'm talking about a robot worth $11,000,000 bucks?

"I'm talking about a robot worth $11,000,000 bucks?"

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So?

"So?"

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So, Benny:

"So, Benny:"

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Why are we killing ourselves making toys for a lousy $50,000?

"Why are we killing ourselves making toys for a lousy $50,000?"

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-Why don't we sell the big one? -What? This is not possible.

"-Why don't we sell the big one? -What? This is not possible."

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For very personal reasons.

"For very personal reasons."

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Number Johnny Five cannot be sold in any way howsoever.

"Number Johnny Five cannot be sold in any way howsoever."

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Am I making myself completely transparent to you?

"Am I making myself completely transparent to you?"

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Transparent as hell.

"Transparent as hell."

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Out of all the partners I could have picked, I get the one that doesn't wanna be rich.

"Out of all the partners I could have picked, I get the one that doesn't wanna be rich."

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Of course, if everybody was rich, then everybody would have a Bisana.

"Of course, if everybody was rich, then everybody would have a Bisana."

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Benny, grab your jacket. I'm taking you to lunch.

"Benny, grab your jacket. I'm taking you to lunch."

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-I've been thinking about Sandy. -You have?

"-I've been thinking about Sandy. -You have?"

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And how she's got your jeans steaming.

"And how she's got your jeans steaming."

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-That's not true. -Listen.

"-That's not true. -Listen."

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It's a surprise, the kind of guys they go for.

"It's a surprise, the kind of guys they go for."

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You'd think it'd be someone like me, right? No hope.

"You'd think it'd be someone like me, right? No hope."

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It always some guy just like you. I swear.

"It always some guy just like you. I swear."

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But she isn't recognizing me when she is seeing me.

"But she isn't recognizing me when she is seeing me."

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Hey, I'm telling you.

"Hey, I'm telling you."

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You know what you gotta do? You gotta break it up...

"You know what you gotta do? You gotta break it up..."

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...with a little small talk, you know? Small talk?

"...with a little small talk, you know? Small talk?"

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You start out by talking about the weather.

"You start out by talking about the weather."

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Then you move on to complimenting her shoes or her earrings.

"Then you move on to complimenting her shoes or her earrings."

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Then you move onto something more personal, you know?

"Then you move onto something more personal, you know?"

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Tell her you find yourself fascinated by her hypnotic blue eyes.

"Tell her you find yourself fascinated by her hypnotic blue eyes."

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I paid yesterday. Bill is picking it up today.

"I paid yesterday. Bill is picking it up today."

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-Who? -Hey, Bill. How you doing?

"-Who? -Hey, Bill. How you doing?"

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Good game. Great game.

"Good game. Great game."

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-Hi, Bill. -Fine young athlete.

"-Hi, Bill. -Fine young athlete."

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I'm with him.

"I'm with him."

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Hypnotic blue eyes.

"Hypnotic blue eyes."

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That sounds good.

"That sounds good."

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That sounds good. You're on a roll.

"That sounds good. You're on a roll."

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-Yes. -You know what I'd do?

"-Yes. -You know what I'd do?"

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-What? -I'd go see Sandy today.

"-What? -I'd go see Sandy today."

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-Today? -Absolutely.

"-Today? -Absolutely."

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Right after lunch. I'm not that hungry myself.

"Right after lunch. I'm not that hungry myself."

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I can go take care of the store. You go for the groceries.

"I can go take care of the store. You go for the groceries."

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-I'll cover for you. Go for it. -You think so?

"-I'll cover for you. Go for it. -You think so?"

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Absolutely.

"Absolutely."

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Thank you, Fred. Sandy Banatoni.

"Thank you, Fred. Sandy Banatoni."

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Come on, J. Five. I got some people that are dying to meet you.

"Come on, J. Five. I got some people that are dying to meet you."

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Frederick, I have an important question. Why do humans not like me?

"Frederick, I have an important question. Why do humans not like me?"

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Call me "craphead"?

"Call me "craphead"?"

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They like you. Craphead is a compliment.

"They like you. Craphead is a compliment."

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Check it out! Major input!

"Check it out! Major input!"

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Frederick, wait here. I'll be right back after these words.

"Frederick, wait here. I'll be right back after these words."

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Input, input!

"Input, input!"

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No!

"No!"

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Input!

"Input!"

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Watch out!

"Watch out!"

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Input! Treasure Island, Origin of the Species.

"Input! Treasure Island, Origin of the Species."

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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex.

"Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex."

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Five?

"Five?"

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More!

"More!"

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Fabulous!

"Fabulous!"

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That was good. I like that one. That one, too.

"That was good. I like that one. That one, too."

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Boring. The movie was better.

"Boring. The movie was better."

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These two are wonderful.

"These two are wonderful."

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Five, what are you doing? You're gonna get us busted here!

"Five, what are you doing? You're gonna get us busted here!"

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Frederick, I must read these two books very carefully.

"Frederick, I must read these two books very carefully."

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Two excellent books. May I have these, craphead?

"Two excellent books. May I have these, craphead?"

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Five! Come on, we gotta go.

"Five! Come on, we gotta go."

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-But, Fred, l-- -Do you see those two guys down there?

"-But, Fred, l-- -Do you see those two guys down there?"

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They wanna take your books away.

"They wanna take your books away."

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Nice going, ace.

"Nice going, ace."

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-Read any good books lately? -Yes. I covered many great subjects.

"-Read any good books lately? -Yes. I covered many great subjects."

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Philosophy, art, religion, aerobics.

"Philosophy, art, religion, aerobics."

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But, Frederick, there are so many more.

"But, Frederick, there are so many more."

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I could be done in 35 minutes.

"I could be done in 35 minutes."

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-Can't we just-- -Give me a break.

"-Can't we just-- -Give me a break."

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-I got you some input, didn't I? -But, l--

"-I got you some input, didn't I? -But, l--"

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Now you do something for me!

"Now you do something for me!"

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-Okay. -And watch the shirt.

"-Okay. -And watch the shirt."

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-Silk. -Damn right.

"-Silk. -Damn right."

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From the Bombyx mori moth caterpillar, or silkworm.

"From the Bombyx mori moth caterpillar, or silkworm."

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I don't care! Come on, we're gonna be late.

"I don't care! Come on, we're gonna be late."

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This is far too risky. I mean, broad daylight.

"This is far too risky. I mean, broad daylight."

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All of them are gone. It's the only chance we'll get.

"All of them are gone. It's the only chance we'll get."

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We'll be out of here in under two minutes.

"We'll be out of here in under two minutes."

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I used to do this for a living. It'll be a controlled fire.

"I used to do this for a living. It'll be a controlled fire."

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Ladies and gentlemen, please...

"Ladies and gentlemen, please..."

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...direct your attention to the persons...

"...direct your attention to the persons..."

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...attempting illegal entry here at 135...

"...attempting illegal entry here at 135..."

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...West Lafayette Boulevard. They are criminals...

"...West Lafayette Boulevard. They are criminals..."

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...thugs, bad dudes, desperados.

"...thugs, bad dudes, desperados."

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So get the police, the Lone Ranger, Dirty Harry, Mean Joe Green...

"So get the police, the Lone Ranger, Dirty Harry, Mean Joe Green..."

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