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Clips from Short Circuit 2

Weapon is to kill, disassemble, make dead. Unacceptable.

"Weapon is to kill, disassemble, make dead. Unacceptable."

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You have made many modifications upon your person.

"You have made many modifications upon your person."

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You have come a long way from a Defense Department prototype.

"You have come a long way from a Defense Department prototype."

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You betcha! It's the all-new Johnny Five. Just look at these items!

"You betcha! It's the all-new Johnny Five. Just look at these items!"

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Increased memory, 500 megabytes on-line.

"Increased memory, 500 megabytes on-line."

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I come with a utility pack and gadgets for outdoor living.

"I come with a utility pack and gadgets for outdoor living."

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Lots of Greenpeace stickers and even a Nike swoosh!

"Lots of Greenpeace stickers and even a Nike swoosh!"

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If you act now, I'll throw in for free...

"If you act now, I'll throw in for free..."

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...my all-new multi-frequency remote control!

"...my all-new multi-frequency remote control!"

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You're a crazy man, huh?

"You're a crazy man, huh?"

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There's a guy trying to sleep up here.

"There's a guy trying to sleep up here."

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"I can't help it. I'm in a panic.

""I can't help it. I'm in a panic."

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"I'm frantic and I'm manic!"

""I'm frantic and I'm manic!""

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Fred, it is time to wake up. The early bird gets worms.

"Fred, it is time to wake up. The early bird gets worms."

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What is the time being?

"What is the time being?"

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-8:37 a.m. And 17 seconds. -Oh, my God.

"-8:37 a.m. And 17 seconds. -Oh, my God."

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I'm supposed to go to Simpson's to sign the papers.

"I'm supposed to go to Simpson's to sign the papers."

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Benjamin! I'll go with you. I'd love more input.

"Benjamin! I'll go with you. I'd love more input."

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Oh no, Johnny Five, you...

"Oh no, Johnny Five, you..."

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...must wait here. You stay here.

"...must wait here. You stay here."

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There is nothing outside. It's very boring out there.

"There is nothing outside. It's very boring out there."

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Everything you need is here.

"Everything you need is here."

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I'll be back soon.

"I'll be back soon."

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It is very boring out there. No input.

"It is very boring out there. No input."

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Boring.

"Boring."

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Dubious. Hard to believe.

"Dubious. Hard to believe."

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-Excuse me. -Hi. Mr. Jarvee, right?

"-Excuse me. -Hi. Mr. Jarvee, right?"

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Jahrvi, but you can call me B-E-N. I spell it Ben.

"Jahrvi, but you can call me B-E-N. I spell it Ben."

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Ben, hi. So, how's it going?

"Ben, hi. So, how's it going?"

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Great.

"Great."

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This is for you.

"This is for you."

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-Ben, it looks great. -Thank you.

"-Ben, it looks great. -Thank you."

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This looks even better than your prototype.

"This looks even better than your prototype."

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You can mass produce at this quality and still meet...

"You can mass produce at this quality and still meet..."

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...our deadline?

"...our deadline?"

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Yes.

"Yes."

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Great. Why don't you go down and see my secretary...

"Great. Why don't you go down and see my secretary..."

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...about signing the papers?

"...about signing the papers?"

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I don't know why.

"I don't know why."

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-No, I mean, you should go-- -I mean, yes.

"-No, I mean, you should go-- -I mean, yes."

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Okay. Good, well, so good luck with the rest of them and...

"Okay. Good, well, so good luck with the rest of them and..."

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...we'll be in touch.

"...we'll be in touch."

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" Please won't you be my neighbor?"

"" Please won't you be my neighbor?""

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Hi, neighbor.

"Hi, neighbor."

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I've been thinking about you, and I thought you...

"I've been thinking about you, and I thought you..."

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...might like to see Hisher Boot-trunk.

"...might like to see Hisher Boot-trunk."

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Hisher is a ventriloquist's dummy.

"Hisher is a ventriloquist's dummy."

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He isn't alive. I'm alive.

"He isn't alive. I'm alive."

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I'm a human being like you.

"I'm a human being like you."

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Hisher is made of papier-mache and wood...

"Hisher is made of papier-mache and wood..."

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...and except for pretend, Hisher doesn't have feelings.

"...and except for pretend, Hisher doesn't have feelings."

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I have feelings.

"I have feelings."

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I have skin and bones....

"I have skin and bones...."

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Hey, gently with the shirt. That's my Bisana.

"Hey, gently with the shirt. That's my Bisana."

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It's a $190 shirt. I got it for $45.50 off the truck.

"It's a $190 shirt. I got it for $45.50 off the truck."

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You want to hand me the Labatts?

"You want to hand me the Labatts?"

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Sure.

"Sure."

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I wouldn't want you to strain yourself.

"I wouldn't want you to strain yourself."

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Can you say "thank you"?

"Can you say "thank you"?"

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Why don't you see if you can hunt up some more of those cashew nuts?

"Why don't you see if you can hunt up some more of those cashew nuts?"

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There's somebody at the door.

"There's somebody at the door."

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Wash his socks, iron his shirts....

"Wash his socks, iron his shirts...."

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Just like animals in a jungle, I swear to God.

"Just like animals in a jungle, I swear to God."

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The people in this city, it's like back-to-the-trees time.

"The people in this city, it's like back-to-the-trees time."

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City?

"City?"

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I am in a city?

"I am in a city?"

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I didn't say that.

"I didn't say that."

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This is actually no place at all.

"This is actually no place at all."

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You shouldn't waste your time.

"You shouldn't waste your time."

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There's really nothing to see out there.

"There's really nothing to see out there."

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I mean, well, you can see for yourself. It's pretty dull, actually.

"I mean, well, you can see for yourself. It's pretty dull, actually."

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It's not much of a place to see, really, is it?

"It's not much of a place to see, really, is it?"

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Major metropolis!

"Major metropolis!"

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Come on, now. We got toys to make.

"Come on, now. We got toys to make."

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Was not told I was in a city. Why?

"Was not told I was in a city. Why?"

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Look, just get back to work!

"Look, just get back to work!"

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You're ordering me?

"You're ordering me?"

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I'm not Slave-O-Matic. I'm Johnny Five. I'm alive.

"I'm not Slave-O-Matic. I'm Johnny Five. I'm alive."

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And my Aunt Bertha is a toaster oven. Come on, get to work!

"And my Aunt Bertha is a toaster oven. Come on, get to work!"

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I've never seen a city. Time for sightseeing.

"I've never seen a city. Time for sightseeing."

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Sightseeing? You don't need to sightsee.

"Sightseeing? You don't need to sightsee."

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Excuse me.

"Excuse me."

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Input. Megabytes of input.

"Input. Megabytes of input."

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Watch your toes.

"Watch your toes."

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Look at this place. It's amazing!

"Look at this place. It's amazing!"

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It's like Montana, only vertical.

"It's like Montana, only vertical."

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Buildings, skyscrapers, urban habitats. I am impressed.

"Buildings, skyscrapers, urban habitats. I am impressed."

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Mobile human.

"Mobile human."

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Woman carrying a dead animal.

"Woman carrying a dead animal."

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Outdoor plumbing.

"Outdoor plumbing."

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Oh, my.

"Oh, my."

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Must be Candid Camera!

"Must be Candid Camera!"

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It must take batteries or something, you know?

"It must take batteries or something, you know?"

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Hot dogs!

"Hot dogs!"

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Pork snouts, nitrates, red dye number five.

"Pork snouts, nitrates, red dye number five."

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Hello, there, pedestrians, city dwellers, young urban professionals.

"Hello, there, pedestrians, city dwellers, young urban professionals."

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Nice place you got here.

"Nice place you got here."

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Human porcupines.

"Human porcupines."

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Smile!

"Smile!"

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What's going on?

"What's going on?"

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Keep your eye on it.

"Keep your eye on it."

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Okay, red to black, red to black. Red card.

"Okay, red to black, red to black. Red card."

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Everybody can play, okay? Winners all the time.

"Everybody can play, okay? Winners all the time."

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Here we go. Red to black, red to black. Red card.

"Here we go. Red to black, red to black. Red card."

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-Okay, pick that card up. -That one. I win.

"-Okay, pick that card up. -That one. I win."

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What the hell am I looking at here?

"What the hell am I looking at here?"

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Look, it's a droid.

"Look, it's a droid."

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Kiss off, you bug-eyed geek. Come on!

"Kiss off, you bug-eyed geek. Come on!"

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-I did not win? -Who's running this thing?

"-I did not win? -Who's running this thing?"

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Get this ugly mother out of my face!

"Get this ugly mother out of my face!"

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Well, excuse me for living.

"Well, excuse me for living."

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Los Locos kick your ass! Los Locos kick your face!

"Los Locos kick your ass! Los Locos kick your face!"

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Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!

"Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!"

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That thing ain't gonna work on this lock, sucker.

"That thing ain't gonna work on this lock, sucker."

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Push on the window. Push, man!

"Push on the window. Push, man!"

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I'll unlock it.

"I'll unlock it."

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It's a droid!

"It's a droid!"

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-Is he a cop, man? -No, man, I seen that shit before.

"-Is he a cop, man? -No, man, I seen that shit before."

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I seen it too. It's a Mitsubishi!

"I seen it too. It's a Mitsubishi!"

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Not Mitsubishi. I'm Johnny Five.

"Not Mitsubishi. I'm Johnny Five."

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