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Clips from Central Park - Of Course You Realize This Means Ward (S02E02)

"Oh, yes, I remember."
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"It was Easter, and all the eggs were filled with hundred-dollar bills."
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"- We were poor then. I was 11. - We're starting?"
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"My father was very excited for me to be friends with a girl named Tommasina,"
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"whose family ran a textile company."
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"I got along with Tommasina just fine,"
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"even though she smelled of starch and had a face like a frying pan."
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"- Why don't I hear typing? - Because I wasn't sitting at the desk yet,"
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"and there wasn't any paper in the typewriter or in the desk."
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"And computers exist."
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"Computers are for nerds, Helen. Oh, forget Tommasina."
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"I want to write about the time my brother, Ambrose,"
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"broke a vase in the foyer and he blamed the maid."
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"That sounds like a great story."
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"We fired the maid. So sad."
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"After that, we got a new maid, and everything went back to normal."
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"- I'll just type without paper. - The new maid, she was fun."
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"I used to hold on to her hair, and I'd just swing like a little monkey."
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"I'll be honest, I'm a little surprised you wanted to come"
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"to watch Brendan practice his indoor kite flying routine."
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"Are you kidding me? "Indoor kite flying routine.""
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"What do those four words even mean? I don't know, and I have to find out."
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"It sounds like the most incredible thing in the universe."
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"Really? That's nice."
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"It's hard for me to tell. I wanna be supportive,"
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"- because Brendan and I are maybe dating. - Maybe dating?"
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"Yes. That's the technical term for it."
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"It's the step before almost totally dating."
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"Sounds romantic."
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"Anyway, if you're maybe dating, you've gotta really bring it."
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"You've gotta be supportive. Super supportive."
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"- Maybe more than at any other phase. - I'll support you supporting him."
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"Thanks. I'll support you supporting me supporting him."
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"- I'm gonna win Best Supporting Sup-- - Let's not get carried away."
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"[music playing]"
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"Well. I love this."
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"I didn't see you guys come in. What do you think?"
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"Does it look okay? Hard for me to tell, since I'm the one doing it."
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"It looks really good, from my knowledge of what it's supposed to look like."
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"Thanks. Glad you could come too, Cole."
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"I wanted to get Molly's opinion,"
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"but having two people give a little feedback would be super helpful."
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"- Brendan. - Cole."
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"Is this a judged competition with points for style,"
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"points for required movements and points for that extra undefinable something?"
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"Not exactly, but kinda. Yeah."
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"Like the great unsung Olympic art that is ribbon dancing?"
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"Aka rhythmic gymnastics, aka the swirly science?"
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"He got really into ribbon dancing during the last Olympics."
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"It's kinda like that, I guess."
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"- It's about the movement of the kite. - Shh, I'm about to do my feedback."
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"- Yeah, for sure. And just-- - What about a costume?"
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"Great choreography is meaningless unless it's done inside of a costume."
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"Yeah. We could help you figure out a costume."
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"- That'd be supportive of us. - Oh, wow. O-Okay, yeah."
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"Fantastic."
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"♪ You can yank your kite string ♪"
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"♪ All you like ♪"
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"♪ From day into night ♪"
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"♪ Release it up And then just reel it in ♪"
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"♪ From the top of the ceiling ♪"
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"♪ I will be here watching you ♪"
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"♪ With the eyes of someone who Knows what to do ♪"
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"♪ You can slap your canvas ♪"
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"♪ With the likes of an elaborate emblem ♪"
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"♪ But a kite Should fly resembling your delight ♪"
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"♪ And your sensitive feelings ♪"
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"♪ I have been here watching you ♪"
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"♪ With the eyes of someone who Knows what to do ♪"
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"♪ Beauty and grace, show it in your face ♪"
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"♪ Make the world around you A fascinating place ♪"
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"♪ Pull on your string ♪"
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"♪ Make the moment sing ♪"
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"♪ Underneath the ceiling Of your indoor kite thing ♪"
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"♪ Show in your eyes your honest surprise ♪"
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"[Cole] ♪ And give us a smile ♪"
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"[Cole, Molly] ♪ We've been waiting here For quite a while ♪"
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"♪ Beauty and grace, show it in your face ♪"
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"♪ Make the world around you A fascinating place ♪"
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"- ♪ Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪"
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"- [scatting continues] - ♪ Ooh ♪"
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"♪ Make it a fling An amazing thing ♪"
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"♪ Just like all the greats Who've medaled ♪"
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"♪ At Olympic ribbon dancing ♪"
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"[both] ♪ Beauty and grace, show it in your face ♪"
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"♪ Make the world around you A fascinating place ♪"
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"While the kids are busy with their indoor kite flying,"
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"which is not code for something else,"
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"it's just what it sounds like, I-- I think,"
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"Paige is at her desk doing some indoor Ward finding."
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"Where did you go, Ward Whitlinger? No obituary, so you're not dead."
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"Let's try something sexier. Tax records."
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"[Birdie] Wow, look at her go. Eh, let's check in on Bitsy."
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"As long as it's not just someone typing. Oh, boy."
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"We had three mastiffs growing up."
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"Ambrose and I used to ride them like ponies. Help me remember their names!"
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"- This doesn't feel like it's a me problem. - The names went together."
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"I feel like they were named after comedians or baseball players or food."
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"Some group of three things."
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"Harpo, Chico and Groucho? Cheddar, Swiss and Gouda?"
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"Earth, Wind & Fire?"
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"Those are stupid. Did you just make those up? [grunts]"
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"Guess I'll have to call Ambrose. Ahem."
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"[classical music plays]"
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"Bitsy, you're still alive?"
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"I distinctly remember reading your obituary and laughing. [chuckles]"
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"- Didn't we laugh, Anton? - Yes, sir, we have fun."
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"Very funny, you squeezed-out tube of toothpaste."
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"I can't remember the name of the dogs we had when we were kids."
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"- That's all I need, three simple names. - Father preferred me."
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"Ambrose, don't be difficult. It's for the memoir I'm writing."
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"But you probably don't understand because you can't read."
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"What? I'm writing a memoir. Been writing it for years."
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"What? You can't also be writing a memoir. What's it called?"
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""How to Inherit Money and Be a Scaly Little Goblin"? Don't waste your time."
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"Don't waste your time. Mine's almost done."
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"And it has our dogs' names in it. [chuckles]"
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"And all of the adjectives. [chuckles]"
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"- Hang up. - Helen!"
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"I'm literally standing next to you."
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