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Clips from Central Park - Hat Luncheon (S01E01)

"You're welcome. You're not gonna make a big scene though, are you?"
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"Nope. I'm just gonna sidle up to the mayor,"
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"ask him a couple of questions, get my quote and get out."
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"You mean ask the mayor why he wants to defund the park?"
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"Sure. Totally fine. Not terrifying at all."
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"You know what? Don't even think about that."
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"If everyone's jittery, then you show 'em confidence."
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"Just look out at those little old ladies, make eye contact and smile."
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"Be a rock in the storm."
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"That's not-- I don't think that's an expression."
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"Honey, we're both gonna be storm rocks at this luncheon."
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"-Storm rocks. -Oh, yeah."
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"We're two serious people doing our serious jobs in a serious way."
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"We finished making your crazy hat, Mom."
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"Let's friggin' luncheon."
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"Good crime fighting, Kite Boy."
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"Same to you, Fista-Puffs. Great crime fighting."
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"Wanna practice slow-motion face battling?"
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"-Face battling? What's that? -It's really cool. Let me show you."
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"-Jeez. -Sorry."
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"I thought I saw some movement up there on the balcony."
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"Where are you, Shampagne?"
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"Obsessed much?"
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"Oh, please."
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"You're missing that kite boy."
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"Yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing him again, but where is he?"
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"I don't know how to find the guy if he's not in his usual spot."
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"You should've set up a howling system like Shampagne and I did."
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"-Yep. Yep. -Kite!"
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"Look, there's a thing At the end of that string"
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"Up there! Why don't you look up there?"
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"Look over there What's that in the sky?"
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"Oh, my God, Brendan! Let's go."
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"Okay, where was I? Oh, yes."
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"Pigeon, pigeon, you're a pigeon"
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"I'm gonna teach you how to dance"
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"I should've taught Owen how to dance, so if his speech goes badly, he can dance."
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"No. He'll be fine. He'll be fine."
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"Don't think about the failures"
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"Think about the future Think about the future, 'kay"
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"Don't think about the failures"
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"Think about the future Think about the future, yeah"
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"When I try to give a speech I always end up feeling foolish"
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"My tongue gets tied I hurt my pride and more"
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"Guess it's something I could work on"
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"Like that guy helped Colin Firth on"
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"Don't think about the failures"
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"Think about the future Think about the future, yeah"
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"Don't think about the failures"
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"Don't think about the failures Think about the future"
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"Think about how good it will feel"
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"How it's really no big deal We got this"
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"Remember to smile Remember to smile"
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"Remember to smile How's this?"
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"Remember to make eye contact Eye contact"
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"Eye contact, smile Eye contact, smile, yeah"
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"All my prep and my research will"
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"Make me seem like Winston Churchill"
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"Remember to smile, remember to breathe Remember to not suck"
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"When I try to give a speech"
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"Hi. Hi."
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"You look fabulous. Who are you wearing?"
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"I'm not sure. Union Pacific? What's yours?"
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"Highlights from the first season of The Crown."
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"Oh, excuse me."
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"Hi, there. I'm with What's New, New York?"
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"and I'd love to grab Mayor Whitebottom for a couple of questions."
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"Sorry, not today. Call the communications director."
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"-Okay. Who is that? -Me, but I'm busy. Call me later."
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"-But-- -Shoo. Nice hat, but shoo."
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"Get me something from the bar. No, get me two."
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"Two somethings?"
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"You're right. Three somethings, and get me, like, 50 shrimp."
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"It'll all be worth it. It'll all be worth it..."
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"The mayor's acting weird. There's trouble brewing."
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"What?"
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"No, everything's probably fine."
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"Yeah, maybe you're right. Oh, here he comes now."
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"Hi, Mr. Mayor. So glad you could make it. I hope we can--"
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"Nothing. Nothing. He didn't even slow down."
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"Handsome bastard. Something's going down today."
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"What? No, no, no. Nothing's going down."
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"Oh, my gosh. How the heck did that happen?"
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"It looks like you peed."
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"Well, I don't pee out of my knees."
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"-Looks like you do. -Nobody pees out of their knees."
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"I've peed on my knees."
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"Love the Park League. Love everything you people do."
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"It's weird the city froze the contract, isn't it?"
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"-It's a slap in the face is what it is. -Excuse me."
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"He's gotta go change his pants because of the knee pee."
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"It's not knee pee. I've got a speech to prepare for."
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"A speech? About what? Sad pant stains?"
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"-I nailed him. -No, you didn't."
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"-Wait! -What?"
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"We can't do this."
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"I can't just run up to Brendan panting like this."
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"Why? It makes you seem healthy."
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"Except for that face you're making and whatever's happening here."
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"He'll know I'm stalking him. I feel like people don't like that."
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"Okay, well, then let's get ahead of him,"
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"turn around and pretend to casually bump into him."
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"-That's actually a good idea. -You didn't need to say "actually.""
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"-Sorry. "Shockingly"? -Forget it. Just follow me."
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"-Oh, hey. Brendan, right? -Oh, hi."
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"-Molly. -Molly. Yeah, I remember."
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"The drawer-er-ist. Person who draws."
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"-"Drawer-ist"? -Yep."
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"What's going on? Are you okay? Did you fall off of something?"
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"Oh, no."
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"My brother and I were just having a-- We were having a stroll."
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"But we're not good at it, so we trip a lot."
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"-Hey, I'm Brendan. -Cole. Good name."
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"-Cole is? -No, Brendan. I mean, both are."
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"My kite's name is Ribsy."
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"-Oh, TMI. -Ice cream."
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"I mean, my brother and I were gonna go get some ice cream, the food."
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"We could eat it. Together. Or apart. Both work for me."
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"I guess maybe we could try eating ice cream together."
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"I mean, we've done it the other way, so we know what that's like."
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