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Clips from Central Park - Hat Luncheon (S01E01)

"Right. So, that box is checked."
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"Yeah. Strike that off the list."
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"Put that in the basket."
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"-Good conversation. -I wanna get ice cream."
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"-Even after all that? -If you let me see your sketchbook."
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"Maybe. After. After we get ice cream."
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"Okay. There's a cart just over there."
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"If I may, most days cart ice cream would be fine."
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"But we know where we can get free ice cream."
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"Free rich people ice cream made from rich cows and gold, I think."
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"It's true, but we do have to sneak in, kinda."
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"It's a big fancy lunch. Hats are involved."
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"-Let's do it! -Whoa."
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"Sorry. It just sounded really fun and I got excited."
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"-I'm pumped. -I like him."
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"-It's actually this way, buddy. -Okay."
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"While the kids make their way"
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"towards that creamy, creamy, oh, so dreamy ice cream,"
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"Bitsy's busy trying to make things between the Park League and the city people"
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"even more rocky... road."
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"I can't believe what the mayor's people are saying about the Park League."
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"Did you hear what the Park League people are saying about the city?"
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"I heard that they called you a butthole."
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"Pardon me for a moment."
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"Last time I saw you, you were emptying a bedpan off a balcony."
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"Hey!"
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"Yep. I was a maid and now I've got it made. Sorry."
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"Did you inherit everything?"
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"-Everything. -How many years was it?"
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"I worked myself sick for 28 years."
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"How'd you do it? How'd you make it through?"
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"All I had to do was forget I was a person."
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"You still working for Bitsy Brandenham?"
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"You better believe it. I think we're in the home stretch."
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"Helen, where'd you go? I need you to burp me."
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"Good for you. Where there's a will, there's a way."
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"-Just make sure you're in the will. -Helen!"
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"Look at these people."
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"I'm really stirring it up. Nobody stirs it up like me."
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"Did I tell you I stirred it up?"
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"Maybe we should switch to coffee."
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"Whatever. But put something fun in it though, will you?"
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"Like a drink and a cupcake."
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"Excellent to see you. How are you?"
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"...not doing a great job, can tell you that. It's just trees, water..."
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"What? Are Bitsy and the mayor flirting?"
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"Yes, with corruption."
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"Fancy people in there. Fancy ice cream in here."
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"Oh, here we go."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, today we honor a very special... person..."
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"Why didn't they ratify the contract?"
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"Yeah. Why didn't they ratify the contract?"
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"...who has worked in the park so long."
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"It's an insult."
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"Has worked in the park so long, he knows all the dirt."
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"Pause for laughter."
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"Excuse me. What's going on?"
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"Why'd you freeze our contract?"
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"Why do you have a contract that got frozen? See? It works both ways."
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"That doesn't make sense."
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"Fight, fight, fight. Who said that? Fight."
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"Ooh, feels just like high noon"
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"Yeah We're sick of you tycoons"
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"You're all gonna die soon"
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"-Ageist! -Well, here comes the typhoon"
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"-The park is mine -The park is mine!"
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"-The park is mine -The park is mine!"
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"-The park is mine -The park is mine!"
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"-The park is mine -The park is all of ours"
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"Mayor thinking that you own the town"
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"Well, you're wearing dioramas Like a crown"
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"You're killing tradition For your dividends"
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"-You reek of entitlement -It's the Depends"
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"Colonizers!"
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"Colonizers!"
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"I'm not sure either of you have a right to--"
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"-We were here first -That's problematic."
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"-How? -Bureaucrats!"
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"-Dilettantes! -Get the caskets for these geriatrics"
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"-You can't hack it! -I heard he's flaccid"
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"Oh, come on. One in four men--"
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"How dare you bring up His erectile dysfunction"
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"Screw this whole luncheon Let's wreck this whole function!"
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"Get to chuckin', toss the turducken Chew on this mutton!"
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"You're all bluffin'"
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"Cake to the face!"
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"Werther's these perverts"
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"Launch the sherbet"
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"-They got Herbert! -Murder!"
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"Why would you kill a party that we loved?"
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"You white-collar kleptocratic Golfing thugs"
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"High on your power"
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"-It's prescription drugs -It's legal"
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"Corporate puppets"
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"Kick the bucket"
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"-Fight! -Whoa"
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"Look out for the train!"
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"Whoa"
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"I'm pulling the cane!"
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"Whoa"
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"-I'm bringing the rain -Bringing the rain?"
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"Bringing the rain Bringing the rain"
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"This is insane! People, please."
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"Oh, honey, duck."
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"Dad's speech went over worse than I thought it would."
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"-Aunt Bitsy? -What was that?"
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"Oh, nothing. Nothing."
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"-God, what do you want? -Just a couple of questions."
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"I'm not doing an interview now."
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"I'm trying not to get killed. And I just got this haircut."
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"I just need one quote."
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"Are you personally involved with the tabling of the Park League contract?"
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"No comment. Go away."
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"Did you tell Leo Shallenhammer to vote "no"?"
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"Stop bothering me. I'm claustrophobic."
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"This is a new suit. Fighting is scary. Have you seen the nails on these women?"
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"Give me a quote and I'll get you out of here."
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"I know the park and I know the table setup in here."
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"-Talk! -Fine."
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"You told Leo to vote "no.""
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