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Clips from Central Park - Hat Luncheon (S01E01)

"Did she roll around in sauce?"
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"Here's Mama"
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"Mama's got this"
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"Is Mom speaking Polish?"
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"She's definitely trying to."
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"Okeydoke."
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"One great quote about the vote"
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"I'm on my way"
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"Sing it!"
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"They know it."
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"In the East Village I am--"
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"Who is she? We all agree"
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"-This mama's got this -Hey, it's me."
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"Look, your mama's got this"
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"Oh, my God, look Our mama's got this"
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"Watch and learn, kids 'Cause you know your mama's got this"
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"You blinked. I win again. You suck at this."
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"Sorry to interrupt. Mr. Garth is here with his hats."
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"Excuse me."
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"Ms. Brandenham, the hat luncheon... What is the look you're going for?"
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"Let's see. I hate the park, I hate charities,"
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"I hate all those puffed-up women in their stupid hats."
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"Basically, I need something that says,"
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""Contempt, but I'm here, so check this out.""
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"So, why is Bitsy going to the hat luncheon if she hates it so much?"
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"Because she's got a sneaky little plan"
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"to drive a wedge between the Park League and City Hall,"
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"but I know, you wanna see what hat she goes with."
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"I get it, I get it. We cut back."
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"Let's try on some hats. Boys."
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"Helen."
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"-Hat fashion show. -That's it."
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"I call it "Windmills on Your Mind.""
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"It's called "Mount Rush-Less and Enjoy the Hat.""
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"We call this one "Realms of Insanity.""
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""Stormy Weather," AKA, push the button, "Raindrops Keep Falling on Your Head.""
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"The rain is collected in the brim and pumped back into the cloud."
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"It was developed by NASA."
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"-How do I look? -Like a dirty cotton ball."
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"You got me."
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"-Can we get lightning on this thing? -We have people on it."
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"-We're two years out. -I'll take it anyway."
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"Jimmy, Archie, Sal and Tom"
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"Those are the names of moles that I have"
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"I just made that up. Can you believe it? Thank you very much."
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"And here comes The super cool manager of the park"
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"Thank you, everyone. I gotta go. I gotta go."
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"Hey. Index cards can only mean one thing."
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"Somebody started collecting index cards."
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"What are these? Note cards with famous clichés on them?"
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"What? No. I'm practicing a speech. I have to give a speech."
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"Which one's a cliché?"
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"Hey, I know."
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"People love it when you sing about them."
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"Yeah, I've seen it often."
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"So, when you start bombing, and I'm not saying you will,"
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"but assuming you bomb, if there's a guy in the front row with glasses, you'd sing..."
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"Who's this handsome fossil in the goggles?"
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"Or if he's sitting with his sister, you go..."
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"Who's this handsome mister With his sister?"
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"-Or if he has big ears, you'd be like-- -I get it. Thank you."
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"I'm helpful."
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"Who's that fast-walking bearded guy?"
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"Oh, who's just refusing to meet my eye? It's you, sir"
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"Where you going?"
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"I take back every bad thing I've ever said about hot water."
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"Let's live here."
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"I should go look for Leo."
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"But do you guys wanna get hit with branches real quick?"
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"I feel like I'm running backwards through the woods really fast."
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"Or like a tree is mad at me."
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"All right. I gotta go. Beat them."
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"Kids, stay here. I'm gonna go get my quote."
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"Yep. Perfect place to leave your kids."
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"Yes, Leo."
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"-What's in there? -Little fish."
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"-Why? -To eat the dead skin."
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"-What did they do to deserve that? -They like it."
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"Leo, I'm Paige Hunter from What's New, New York?"
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"Paige Hunter? The one who's been calling me all week?"
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"Yeah. Sorry to bother you on your day off. Just a couple of questions."
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"Wait, are you doing that thing"
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"where a reporter interviews someone in a comfortable place to get them to talk?"
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"No, no, no, no. I just happened to--"
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"Sorry, that's really a weird sensation."
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"Okay, why did you vote "no" to re-ratify the Park League's contract?"
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"Because the mayor told me to."
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"The mayor of the city, Mayor Whitney Whitebottom? Yeah."
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"What? That came from the mayor?"
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"Yeah, but that's off the record."
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"You can't say... something and then say it's off the record."
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"Yes, I can. That's definitely a thing."
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"No, it's not."
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"It's a thing. I'm a lawyer. It's a thing."
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"In a steam room you could argue that the source was in an altered state."
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"Oh, what? Because of the fish?"
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"Yes, because of the fish."
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"I've been doing fish-i-pedis for years"
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"and I always leave drowsy and more open emotionally."
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"Yeah, what he said."
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"Why don't you leave me alone and go ask the mayor questions"
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"wherever it is he goes for his grooming and self-care?"
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"I can corner the mayor at the hat luncheon tomorrow."
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"That's where I'll get my quote. Oh, my God. I stepped on one."
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"-What? -He's fine. He's fine. He's totally fine."
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"You can see that Mama's got this Yeah"
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"Mama's got this"
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"Like fishies in a foot spa You know your mama's got this"
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"Mama's got this Mama's got this"
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"Ooh, are those free samples?"
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"-Ooh, lotion. -Grease me up."
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"Please just leave"
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"This is what it feels like You know your mama's got this"
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"Honey, looking good. Is someone finally over his nerves?"
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"Not quite. I changed shirts three times."
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"Well, better stick with this one."
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"I think you only own five shirts. No reason to punish all of them, right?"
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"Hey. You are going to... nail this."
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"Thanks for getting me into the luncheon, by the way."
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