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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Spanks for the Memories (S09E09)

"by wearing Jordache jeans one size too big."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm not doing it."
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"They can keep their beauty contest. I don't care."
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"Before you say "no," take a look at this."
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"It's not making the case you think it's making, Dad."
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"Oh, God."
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"Okay, that's all the phones."
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"Look, nobody's gonna find out about you losing your job"
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"until after the party."
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"Okay, I'm... I'm gonna get that."
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"You call someone about returning the piano"
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"we can no longer afford."
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"Well, we couldn't really afford it with your new job, either."
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"Why haven't you been texting me back?"
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"Well, uh..."
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"- You're judging us, aren't you? - No."
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"This is nothing compared to the things that I have heard"
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"- that you two do... - Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"I-I never saw your text, okay? All of our phones are in a bowl."
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"Oh, it's that kind of party."
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"What do you think that we do?"
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"I have a problem."
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"Well, can it wait? I have guests."
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"Your father spanked me."
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"Eh, it's a buffet. They'll be fine."
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"Okay, I talked to the piano company..."
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"Okay, okay, my dad spanked her. You're all caught up."
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"- What? - What did you do?"
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"I screamed, he ran away."
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"And now I think he's embarrassed."
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"Okay, okay."
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"For what it's worth, sometimes people do things to other people"
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"that they want done to themselves."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Sometimes, for years on end."
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"- Really? - Mm-hmm."
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"So, you think that Jay wants me to spank him?"
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"Well, if he's like some of the successful,"
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"powerful men I've been with, yes."
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"- Who are those men? - What are these things I don't do?"
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"Well, I guess I could ask him if that's what he wants."
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"No, no, no, no, no. Don't do that."
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"He's probably already feeling self-conscious."
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"Act casual, like it never happened."
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"I can do that."
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"I haven't even said anything"
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"about this gigantic piano you have here."
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"Okay. Well, if it doesn't go back today, we own it,"
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"so the moving company is on the way."
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"Okay, well, I think our guests are gonna notice that,"
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"maybe ask a question or two."
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"I've got this."
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"Hey, guys. Hi, guys."
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"Mitchell and I..."
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"Or maybe just Cam. Not sure yet."
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"...are about to remodel our bathroom, and we were wondering,"
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"does anyone here have strong opinions about interior design?"
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"Okay. Can you guys, uh, follow me right this way?"
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"All right, everybody in. Yep, there's plenty of room."
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"And I'll... I'll just close the door,"
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"give you guys some privacy so you can speak freely."
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"There you go."
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"All right. And, oh, look at that."
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"The... doorknob came off."
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"Sit tight. I got to fix this."
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"Hey, Dad."
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"Hey, sweetie. What are you doing here?"
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"Did you really think I wouldn't notice these?"
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"Also, I got that internship."
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"I just need your signature on my insurance form."
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"I told you to stay positive."
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"How much fun is this gonna be?"
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"It's really not about fun."
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"It's gonna be a lot of hard work."
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"The pressure's off the charts."
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"Well, that would explain the mental-health waiver."
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"The last undergrad they let into the program completely snapped."
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"They found her wandering the Freedom Trail"
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"wearing nothing but her safety goggles."
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"Dunphy, you're in my spot again."
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"- That's her. - She's your bully?"
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"You realize she's not even that big, right?"
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"- It's mostly just hair. - Shh, shh."
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"Who's the jock?"
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"Oh, Stephanie, this is my daughter Alex."
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"Uh, Alex, this is Stephanie."
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"She owns the board-game shop next door."
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"Yeah. I sell "Magic: The Gathering,""
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"and he sells magic, and no one is gathering."
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"Come on."
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"Dad, remember what we talked about."
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"Oh, yeah. Technically..."
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"...spot nine is a shared parking space."
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"Ooh, look whose disappearing balls came back."
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"of "Wizards and Warlocks"?"
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"Set her up."
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"I'm done being pushed around by you."
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"Winner gets the spot. It's a role-playing game."
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"I'm Zorel, a 19th-level wizard"
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"with 30 gold ingots and a cow who used to be my son."
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"I'm familiar with the game. I go to Cal-Tech."
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"The guy who invented it gave our commencement speech last year."
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"Okay, Dunphy."
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"When we left off, you had just sold your long sword"
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"- for some beans. - Which could've been magic."
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"There was no indication of that."
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"Dad, where's all your gold?"
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"I found that Zorel doesn't like to be weighed down"
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"by too many worldly possessions."
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"But the key is to pillage early and trade your gold for weapons"
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"before the Van Wickle gates open and the ogres are released."
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"Curse card. Your hands are now hooves."
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"Your roll."
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"Uh, but first, a proposal..."
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"my shield for your feathered cap."
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"I can't watch this. Give me those. Up."
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"Hmm."
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"Hmm."
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"Ah, I see where you're going with this..."
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"calling for a peace conference with the council of elders."
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"No. I'm putting the council of elders on our ships"
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