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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Spanks for the Memories (S09E09)

"and burning them. Go."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm here, casually reading a magazine, Jay."
Modern Family (2009)
"There's my brainiac."
Modern Family (2009)
"You didn't even have to turn around."
Modern Family (2009)
"You knew it was me."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, well, Manny's at school,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and Joe doesn't have a key, so..."
Modern Family (2009)
"What are you tearing through?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Nothing. Just, like, a fashion magazine."
Modern Family (2009)
"In English, your second language."
Modern Family (2009)
"With all that information in your head,"
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"we should be calling you "Encyclopedia Brown"..."
Modern Family (2009)
"which sounds like a slur, but isn't."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, I'll bet you can help me with something I've been struggling with."
Modern Family (2009)
"I doubt it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Give me a thrill. Take a whack at it."
Modern Family (2009)
"What exactly do you want me to do?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm sure you can figure out this clue."
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"Come on, one across. Help me get started."
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"Ow! What the hell?!"
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"What the hell?!"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'll clean my room, I promise!"
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"- Ha. - Damn it."
Modern Family (2009)
"You made it to the Summit of Exmore."
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"It exists?"
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"Whoa. I need to get these forms in by 5:00"
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"if I'm gonna take this internship,"
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"which I obviously am because I've been working for this my entire life."
Modern Family (2009)
"Dad, take over. You're basically in an unlosable position."
Modern Family (2009)
"You appear to be at a crossroads..."
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"battle the guards at the summit gate"
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"or take a portal to lands unknown."
Modern Family (2009)
"This would be so much easier if it was lands known."
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"You're not actually struggling with this, are you?"
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"But what if the portal leads to someplace really cool?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You win by getting to the summit."
Modern Family (2009)
"There's a 62% chance that portal leads right back to the meadow."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's math."
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"You're in a house of... magic."
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"And you're back in the meadow."
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"What were you thinking?"
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"It's fine. You know, legend has it,"
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"there's a shortcut under one of the toadstools there."
Modern Family (2009)
"You don't win by taking shortcuts!"
Modern Family (2009)
"You win by taking the lead... which is what I did for you"
Modern Family (2009)
"by methodically clawing up the mountain,"
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"ruthlessly defeating your enemies,"
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"and then emerging victorious..."
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"not dithering around in some meadow!"
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"I'm gonna step out for a vape break"
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"while you two sort this out."
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"You know why I like the meadow?"
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"'Cause it lets me think about what I want to do next."
Modern Family (2009)
"Should I battle the ogre"
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"or brave the Swamps of Despair?"
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"Should I take the super stressful internship in Boston,"
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"or am I doing that just because I think I'm supposed to?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I beat out hundreds of candidates."
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"I would be working with the pre-eminent scholar in the field."
Modern Family (2009)
"This is the chance of a lifetime."
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"Yeah, but it's your lifetime."
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"It's okay to enjoy it."
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"No one turns this down."
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"Well, you always liked being the first one to do something."
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"Give yourself the summer you want."
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"You've collected enough gold ingots"
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"to buy yourself some time off."
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"It won't make me lazy, will it?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Honey, you walked at six months, spoke at a year,"
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"and your first words were "Sorry it took me so long to walk.""
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"Okay, so, the piano's gone."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, by the way, that sound you heard"
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"was the bottom of the truck scraping against the street,"
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"- so... - Okay, yeah."
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"Yeah, I don't know, Cam. Is this really gonna sell it?"
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"Yes, it is."
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"I've learned in my 36 years that, if you believe a lie,"
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"others will, too."
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"- Okay, release the guests. - Okay."
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"Okay, all fixed."
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"Figures. Just as your Xanax is kicking in."
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"Hey, guys, so, listen."
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"We've kept you cooped up on this beautiful day."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why don't we turn this party into a garden party?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Why is your piano covered with a sheet?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, um, well, because they recommend it."
Modern Family (2009)
"They say even five minutes of direct sunlight on a new piano"
Modern Family (2009)
"like this, your keyboard turns into something like"
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"- an English person's teeth, so... - Huh."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, well, so why doesn't everyone just"
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"grab some appetizers and any wine that's already opened..."
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"- Already opened wine. - ...and we'll..."
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"- Hello, boys. - What are you doing here?"
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"- Didn't you get my text? - No, all of our phones are in a bowl."
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"- Ew. - It's not dirty..."
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"unlike that dress."
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"Hi, Sam."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Okay, you're that desperate to get into the magazine."
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"No. I am going to expose him for the fraud that he is."
Modern Family (2009)
"He claims that his precious little list is merit-based."
Modern Family (2009)
"When I was wearing sweatpants, he wasn't interested."
Modern Family (2009)
"Now that I've gussied up a little..."
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"He's gonna put you on the cover."
Modern Family (2009)
"Really? Do you think? Shut up."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, Cam, there was an article in an old Details magazine"
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"I was reading in your bathroom"
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"about the need to support your friends."
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"We do want to hear you play."
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"- No, you know what? - Let's not. Let's not."
Modern Family (2009)
"I just don't even feel like I'm in the mood anymore."
Modern Family (2009)
"You're a bigger liar than your scale."
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"- Come on. - One song."
Modern Family (2009)
"No one gets to leave this room until you do."
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"Okay, well..."
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"I must say, you do look beautiful."
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"- You remind me of my first beard. - Thank you."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm a lady in the streets and a freak in the spreadsheets."
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"It's not a bad caption, if you're still interested"
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"in using me in your magazine."
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