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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Spanks for the Memories (S09E09)

"- Daddy. - What are you doing up?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I can't sleep."
Modern Family (2009)
"Wait. You eat while I'm in bed? Is there a meal I don't know about?"
Modern Family (2009)
"A couple. But you need to hit the hay, buddy."
Modern Family (2009)
"I need you sawin' logs until 0700."
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"I don't know what any of that means."
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"Gloria and I are going through a romantic dry spell."
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"Luckily, she's out tonight with her friend, Rebecca,"
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"who is married to a jackass."
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"Gloria always comes home ready to show her appreciation."
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"Suddenly, me going to bed with socks on"
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"is not such a deal-breaker."
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"Aw, geez."
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"I'm home! Hey, Jay."
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"How's Rebecca?"
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"She's never been better."
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"So, she left her husband like a month ago,"
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"and it's like a weight has been lifted off her shoulders."
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"Speaking of shoulders,"
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"are you ready for one of my famous massages?"
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"No, I'm good."
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"It's her."
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"Hello?"
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"The waiter?"
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"I knew he was flirting with you!"
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"Don't forget about that clod she married!"
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"You got one of the good guys!"
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"And he didn't have to write down our order,"
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"so you know that he won't forget your birthday."
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"Ay!"
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"Joe leaves all his toys on the floor."
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"I tell him to pick them up, but he doesn't listen."
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"I'm telling you, it's a disaster in the bedroom."
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"I don't know what to do."
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"It's like he can't remember where things go."
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"Eventually, I get so frustrated that I take care of it myself."
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"Spanking?"
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"Well, yeah, I guess we could try that."
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"Actually, now that you mention it,"
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"Javier and I tried it a long time ago."
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"It was a game-changer."
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"Ay. Rebecca is doing so well."
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"Sounds like she's having fun."
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"Navy used to make us watch films about girls like that."
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"Well, her husband never really gave her what she needed."
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"Did she tell him?"
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"No. But sometimes it's more exciting to be with someone"
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"that already knows what you want without you telling them."
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"Got it."
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"Ay! Hey!"
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"Wh-What the hell was that?!"
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"Nothing! You know what? I think I forgot to lock the front door."
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"- There he is. - Oh, now, don't get mad."
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"I know I said I was only getting tulips for the party,"
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"but I splurged and I got orchids."
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"I... I wanted the party to be special, too."
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"And in my defense, I didn't know about the orchids."
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"I got a piano."
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"Really, where?"
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"I recently got a pretty fancy job"
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"working for billionaire Michael Quinly."
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"- It's kind of a big deal. - It is a big deal."
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"Now, admittedly, throwing a party"
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"to celebrate your own reversal of fortune"
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"could be seen as braggy."
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"Sort of a rags-to-bitches story, if you will."
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"Then again, for a while now,"
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"when I've been telling my friends that I was struggling,"
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"they'd give me "that look"..."
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"the one that's mostly sympathetic"
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"with just a touch of enjoying my pain."
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"So, today, I get the other look..."
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"the one that's mostly "I'm so happy for you""
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"with just a hint of "I am wracked with jealousy.""
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"It'll be good to see the old gang again."
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"- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Yeah."
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"Hey, you."
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"What's going on? You, uh... you texting a boy?"
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"Just figuring out my summer plans."
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"I remember the summer of my junior year."
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"I followed N.W.A. on tour... Nebraskans With Accordions."
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"This was before Polka Pete was brutally murdered, of course."
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"Yeah, this is a little different. I'm actually up for an internship"
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"researching the minimal supersymmetric standard model at M.I.T."
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"Cool. Beantown."
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"I don't know why I'm getting all girly and excited about it."
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"It's not like I'm gonna get it anyways."
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"What's with the quitter talk? If you want my advice..."
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"No, I don't, but thanks."
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"What is all this junk?"
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"Fruit Roll-ups, chips, chocolate milk? Ugh."
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"Th-There's nothing in the fridge."
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"I'm packing you a lunch."
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"I've always heard there comes a time in life"
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"when the kid starts parenting the parents."
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"I thought it would be when I was in my 40s."
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"But I'm pretty mature for my age,"
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"and my dad claps when he gets waffle fries."
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"What are you even still doing home?"
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"Don't you usually open your magic shop by now?"
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"Yeah. I'm just going in a little late."
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"Doesn't sound good for business."
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"And I saw you sneak those carrots out of your lunch."
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"I'm trying to avoid one of the other shop owners."
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"Kind of an intimidating character."
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"It started with a dispute over a parking space"
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"and escalated from there."
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"Hey... we don't avoid bullies in this family."
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"We stand up to them."
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"Off you go."
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"I don't think you realize what kind of person I'm up against."
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"Yesterday, all my dribble glasses"
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"were replaced with real ones."
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"It was humiliating."
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"So, Long', we have a lot to catch up on."
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"- What's up? - Not my weight."
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"The Tom Brady diet changed the way I see the world."
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"Food, not food, super-food, poison."
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"Oh, well, okay, that covers you."
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"I was going to ask about you,"
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