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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Spanks for the Memories (S09E09)

"but, you know, I'm always nervous about the answer."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, you know what? Let's roll the dice."
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"- So, it turns out that I... - Hey, Mitch."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- Where's Cam? Hey. - Oh."
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"Claire, what a surprise."
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"What are you talking about? You asked me to bring over the piano music."
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""Party-time Favorites." Oh, my gosh, how apropos."
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"I'll just set these on our new piano..."
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"...that I know how to play."
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"Great party, boys."
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"We need to talk about the piano in the room."
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"Uh, well, yes, so, okay, okay."
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"So, Cam has always wanted one,"
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"and frankly, it has been out of our price range"
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"until this week."
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"- Fun story. It turns out that I... - I'm being rude."
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"Sam Turnbull."
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"Oh! Claire Dunphy."
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"Hi. You are the editor of L.A. Woman magazine, right?"
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"I believe it's pronounced "La Woman.""
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"It isn't."
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"It's funny because your office called my business last week."
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"Apparently, I'm on some short list"
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"for the Women in Business issue."
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"- Closets, right? - Yeah."
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"I shattered the glass ceiling..."
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"and ironically, we have a new glass-ceiling closet."
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"You can see if it's raining when you're getting dressed."
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"Gonna save a lot of suede."
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"Well, it's, um, pretty competitive this year."
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"Oh."
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"Anyway, I'm meeting someone on the other side of the piano."
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"I should leave now."
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"Oh."
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"I don't even care about his stupid magazine,"
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"but to be dismissed like that?"
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"Hey, everyone, everyone. Thank you so much for coming."
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"We never get to see each other anymore,"
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"what with our busy lives."
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"And Jotham's ambient music compositions,"
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"and, uh, Deepak's guerrilla gardening,"
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"and, well, me and my big new job"
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"working for Michael Quinly."
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"Yeah."
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"The rich guy whose name is on all those museums?"
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"And hospitals, yeah. So, to all of us!"
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"Ah, congratulations."
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"It's really great. We're all... We're all so happy for you."
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"- Thank you. Thank you. Hey, hey. - Hi."
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"- You saw the look, right? - Yeah."
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"Pure love and support with just a hint of rancid envy."
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"A word."
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"But I'm basking. Um, Cam."
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"So, while you were talking, I got online,"
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"and... your new boss was caught embezzling."
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"Your company is crumbling."
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"No! No! This... This can't be happening to me again."
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"You know what? You'll find something else."
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"Oh, my... Cam, I literally just bragged about a job that doesn't exist."
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"Okay, okay. They cannot know,"
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"or else this will turn into an actual pity party."
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"Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I-I got this."
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"Hi, everyone."
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"So, we are about to get to know one another on a deeper,"
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"more personal level."
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"I think you all know what the bowl is for."
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"Hey, no. Not your keys, Jotham."
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"Your phones!"
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"We are about to rediscover the long-lost art of conversation."
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"What if the sitter calls?"
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"Your dog will be fine. Phones, gentlemen, phones."
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"You're working on a Saturday?"
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"I've been dealing with a little problem."
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"In moments like this, there's only one place I turn."
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"Well, I am flattered, Dad."
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"Right."
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"Hey, but, you know, since you're here..."
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"Uh, it's a difficult subject."
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"- Gloria and I... - Mm-hmm."
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"...having an issue in the bedroom."
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"Okay."
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"There's been a drop-off of pace and intensity."
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"I get the impression she's looking for, maybe, a little more variety."
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"- Mm. - But you can't blame her."
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"I've been using the same moves since the '70s."
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"I may as well be doing "The Hustle" in there."
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"I'm just gonna wet my whistle."
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"I heard her tell her friend last night"
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"about wanting to be spanked."
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"And later, the opportunity presented itself, and..."
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"No, you didn't. You didn't."
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"- Three times. - Oh, God. Why three times, Dad?"
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"I don't know. Maybe all those years of ping-pong"
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"in the warehouse. I've got very agile wrists."
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"But I don't know how I come back from this one."
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"Well, uh, Dad, when you, um..."
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"When you did what you did to Gloria,"
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"you made the sex all about her body,"
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"and a woman wants it to be about the mind."
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"Oh, crap. I was afraid it would be about that sort of thing."
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"Look, she is an intelligent, interesting woman."
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"And you just need to remind her that you notice that..."
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"unlike, say, I don't know, L.A. Woman magazine,"
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"that only cares about how a woman looks."
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"So, we're off my thing, huh?"
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"Hopefully forever, yes."
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"I ran into the editor of that magazine"
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"over at Cam and Mitch's today, and you know what?"
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"He looks me up and down."
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"Suddenly, I am off their women-in-business list."
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"So, L.A. Woman is its own magazine now?"
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"I remember when it was the back page of L.A. Man."
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"Well, I suppose I'm just not as glamorous as Linda Vaughn,"
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"the queen of corrective shoes."
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"And this has nothing to do with the fact that you showed up"
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"looking like someone who just watered some horses?"
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"I hear you. But you got to play the game."
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"I didn't get on the cover"
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"of Closet Time's September '78 issue"
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