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Clips from The Monkees - Monkee vs. Machine (S01E01)

"Nesmith, this is our company President J.B. Guggins, son of our late founder."
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"Good morning Nesmith."
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"I'm always happy to meet young blood."
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"Just remember one thing. The man, uh, who goes farthest in this company..."
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"is the man who is, uh, capable of making, uh, uh, decisions."
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"I will be happy to consider your application."
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"No, no, J.B., I think he should start immediately."
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"I think he should start immediately."
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"I thought he might work as a personal assistant."
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"Good, I need a personal assistant. I'm terribly overworked."
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"No, I meant as my personal assistant."
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"He should be your personal assistant!"
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"I never do anything around here anyhow."
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"I just play with the toys and look at the frogs and stuff."
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"Uh, J.B."
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"Oh yes, anything, what?"
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"I thought I'd show him around."
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"Uh, oh yeah, oh right, uh, show him around!"
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"Extraordinary."
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"J.B. inherited the firm from his father."
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"No ambition. No leadership."
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"Look at this. Wonderful, wonderful."
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"Alright. Hang on. Steady big fella."
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"Alright machines, can I have your attention please."
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"I'd like you to meet Mr. Nesmith."
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"Uh, that's, uh, Harold there."
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"And this is Irving other here."
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"Needless lights, marvelous slides, and a torsion air wheel."
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"Over here is Tulipe. Tulipe, Mr. Nesmith."
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"Uh, don't do that."
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"This is modern toy making my boy."
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"- Excuse me Mr... - Not now Harper."
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"But this will only take a minute."
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"Harper used to design all our toys. Totally useless."
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"I'd fire him like that, but J.B. promised him a job for life."
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"What are ya gonna do?"
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"Oh wow, you're all heart."
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"Hi Harper."
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"It's this new toy I have developed. You see sir, it can assume any shape."
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"Now it's a spiral and now a curve."
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"You can turn it into anything but money, eh Harper?"
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"But it's a ..."
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"Let me make one thing perfectly clear Harper."
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"Henceforth all toys in this company will be designed by computer."
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"Is that perfectly clear?"
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"No others will be considered."
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"But I don't understand. I gave my whole life to my toys."
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"Your toys are a part of yesterday Harper."
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"And, uh, so are you."
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"Mister, you give your whole life for a company and then they,"
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"they just toss you aside."
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"Look uh, I'm sorry."
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"Hey man, be happy. You got the job."
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"Oh yeah, I got the job alright."
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"I'm also part of the new blood."
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"Screw it. We pay the rent."
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"Besides, what better place to work that a toy factory."
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"Yeah, play with the kids and all."
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"[Music]"
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"Monday had a sad child Always feeling low down"
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"Tuesday had a dream child She's always on the go"
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"So I'm in love with Saturday's child Every time you take her out at night"
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"You want to kiss, hold her way up tight"
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"You can tell the future's looking bright"
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"[Music]"
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"If you love a Wednesday You live your life apart now"
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"And if you love a Thursday She's gonna break your heart"
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"So I'm in love with Saturday's child Every time you hold her close you'll see"
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"You can feel the thrill that's gonna be"
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"Now the future has a guarantee"
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"Seven days of the week made to choose from But only one is right for me"
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"I know that Saturday's got what it takes, babe"
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"I can tell by the way she looks at me"
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"[Music]"
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"Friday likes the good life She'll take you for a ride now"
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"And Sunday makes a good wife She wants to be your bride"
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"So I'm in love with Saturday's child Every time you take her out at night"
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"You want to kiss, hold her way up tight"
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"You can tell the future's looking bright"
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"Saturday's child"
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"Micky: You're still bugged, huh babe?"
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"Look, we gotta think of a plan to help Pop Harper keep his job."
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"It should be child's play."
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"Child's play!"
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"That's right. Daggard is having a panel of little"
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"kids come in tomorrow to test all the toys."
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"So?"
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"Sooo."
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"You got it babe."
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"Alright, repeat after me."
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"Goo, goo, ga, ga. Goo, goo, ga, ga."
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"All: Goo, goo, ga, ga."
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"The runts are late."
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"Hi, good morning Jamie."
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"Good morning. The tests are due to start any moment now."
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"Well, I think I'll just watch from right over here."
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"No, no, I think you should watch from behind the panel."
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"Sir, you've got a chair on you."
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"I think you should watch from behind the panel."
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"I think, uh, I should watch from inside the panel."
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"Alright. Follow this way."
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"Now then, uh, Nesmith? Here they come. You know what to do."
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"You can sit there. Sit down. And you sit right over there behind him."
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"Alright Nesmith. Are all here now?"
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"Um, no sir, there is suppose to be one more."
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"Oh, here they are."
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"No, pardon me madam."
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"We're only accepting children between the ages of eight and eleven."
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"He is between the ages of eight and eleven. He's thirteen."
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"Ow!"
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"Spirited child."
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"Alright mothers. All the mothers outside."
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"Mothers out. Here we go. No, no, no."
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"Over here. Come over here."
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"Wonderful boy."
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"Alright Jimmy, now then."
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"These tests will demonstrate the attention span of the toy,"
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"...how well they hold a child's attention."
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"Alright, let's play the game."
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"Let's see how well you score. Come on, play."
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