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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Master Debater (S01E01)

"I can't really explain it. It was, like, deeper."
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"I saw fireworks or, like, fire dancers."
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"People eating fire. I don't know."
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"What did you see the first time you came with Luke?"
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"Oh. Um..."
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"Like, balls of fire and God."
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"He asked about Chloe, he's so nice."
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"Cool."
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"I'm sorry that I asked about Luke."
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"Are you doing okay?"
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"Oh, better than him."
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"Oh, my God, 27 text messages."
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"Poor guy."
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"Actually, props for his Bitmoji. It's, like, really accurate."
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"I don't know what to say. You know?"
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"Like... I don't want him to hurt,"
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"but I'm not actually feeling sad about it."
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"And I'm trying to. Like..."
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"Like, last night, I watched a really serious movie"
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"to try and make myself cry"
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"and I just ended up feeling really smart and happy"
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"because it had subtitles."
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"[scoffs] You never could have watched that with Luke. He reads so slow."
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"I know he's, like, "Why would I read a movie?"
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"I don't drink meatloaf.""
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"I think you made the right choice."
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"You deserve to be with somebody"
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"who makes you feel the way Miles makes me feel."
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"And how is that?"
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"Like a grown-ass woman."
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"[theme music]"
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"[vocalizing]"
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"[Debbie clears throat]"
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"Jugo de Naranja?"
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"I went shopping down at that Mexican market."
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"I think we all need to learn to broaden our taste buds."
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"-[Blair] Mmm. -[Debbie clears throat]"
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"Okay, fine."
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"Girls... [exhales deeply]"
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"...we're going to have to cut some corners now."
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"[Blair] Now that what?"
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"Now that I'm unemployed."
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"Your mother's pretty disappointed about that, if you hadn't noticed."
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"Well, I'm not disappointed, honey."
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"I-- I want whatever makes you happiest."
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"Which, apparently, is hunting deer on a weekday."
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"[Anderson] It could be dinner. Besides, it's been nice to relax a bit."
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"Clear my mind."
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"Think about what I want to do next. [chuckles]"
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"Please don't leave me, honey."
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"Promise me you won't."
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"-Promise me, baby. -[chuckles]"
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"Promise me, please, promise."
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"Yeah. I promise. That's enough. [chuckles]"
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"Anyway, Sterling's debate championship is tomorrow."
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"Exciting, right?"
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"[Debbie] Very exciting."
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"I wish you'd let your father and me come."
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"I'm sorry, Mom. It's just, this one's a really big one"
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"and I don't want to panic and fold."
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"And having you there would only stress me out more."
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"Your mother's always had that effect on people."
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"Wow. Mm."
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"[Anderson] I wa..."
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"[Anderson sighs]"
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"[receding footsteps]"
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"Uh, wow."
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"Mom and Dad are both on their periods, it seems like."
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"Did you know that guys can get their periods, too?"
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"Like, hormonally?"
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"Of course I knew that."
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"I know a lot of things."
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"And... I know a lot of things that you don't know."
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"Sex has made you a little bit insufferable."
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"Listen up, forensics warriors."
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"As you know by now,"
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"Willingham is hosting the citywide tournament tomorrow,"
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"and we're going to do what?"
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"-Win! -Oh. [squeals]"
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"Now, "Winning isn't everything.""
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"Said no one in this room, right?"
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"Miss Johnson has graciously volunteered to assist us."
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"I assume you have debate experience?"
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"Oh, yes, sir."
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"Oh, my mail person was leaving things behind my planter,"
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"so I said, "Excuse me."
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"Could you please put my stuff in my slot?"
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"Because we have gophers and we have robbers.""
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"And so we had this whole little back and forth."
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"Oh, but now guess what?"
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"She does what I ask."
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"On-- On most days."
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"Well, I can assure us all that I know how to win a point"
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"and let me tell you,"
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"as the school's first white female captain,"
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"I am honored to lead you."
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"I miss Linda Chatterjee's grace and unflappable cheer."
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"I miss her too,"
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"but she has taken her formidable brain"
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"and remarkably large overbite"
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"-to the leftist coast at Stanford. -[Ellen] Hm."
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"So, with the Lord's help, we will soldier through."
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"I've prepared dossiers on every school's forensics captain,"
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"including this year's defending champion, Craig Wu."
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"[Ellen] Ooh."
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"The dossiers include: strengths, weaknesses,"
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"marital status of the parents"
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"and yes, perceived hotness at their respective schools."
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"All of us need to be on point tomorrow."
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"We don't want any screw-ups like last year."
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"[sighs]"
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"Therefore, federal funding for transportation infrastructure"
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"-should not be guaranteed. -[ticking]"
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"Isn't improving ports the most federal of responsibilities?"
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"Federal government investment is needed"
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"to maintain the US as a world leader in global commerce."
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"-You make a great point. -[timer beeps]"
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"[man] Don't worry, Wesley."
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"Tomorrow's a new day, so go get some sleep."
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"And all of you, if you come in here looking bleary-eyed,"
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