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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Master Debater (S01E01)

"Throughout our shared global history,"
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"crimes against humanity have had unintended consequences"
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"that have yet to be remedied..."
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"My opponent has made some valid points,"
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"and sure, in theory, reparations are great."
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"But who decides the definition of an atrocity?"
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"Well, let's start with six million Jews,"
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"fifty million Africans who died in the Middle Passage,"
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"and the genocide of the American Indians."
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"Are you saying the nature of these horrors are up for debate?"
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"No, no, no, no, no, that's not what I'm saying."
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"You-- You-- You can't debate these kind of..."
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"[alarm beeps]"
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"-[beeping stops] -Time."
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"[sighs]"
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"I won. I actually made it through the first round."
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"Oh. I've never thought I would say this to you at one of these tournaments,"
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"but congratulations."
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"Thank you."
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"Are you on Ritalin or something?"
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"Or did you go up a bra size?"
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"No, why?"
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"How are you getting all this confidence?"
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"Just hitting my stride, I guess."
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"Uh, my dudes."
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"Could I trouble you for some water?"
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"Yeah, you got to give us water."
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"Basic human right."
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"[Bowser] We don't have to do shit. Huh?"
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"You signed your rights away the day the lovely Miss Yolanda here"
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"generously paid your bond."
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"We didn't even get any damn yogurt."
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"And you promised."
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"Well, you promised you wouldn't skip bail."
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"Do you remember that?"
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"[loud thud]"
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"[engine rumbling]"
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"["Work It" playing]"
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"My God!"
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"Yay!"
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"[people chattering]"
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"Sterling. Yes!"
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"[with British accent] Many atrocities have proved the need"
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"for just and impartial reparations."
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"For example, genocide of the Aborigines"
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"is a classic tragedy of epic proportions..."
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"[continues speaking indistinctly]"
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"♪ I put my thing down Flip it and reverse it ♪"
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"♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf ♪"
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"I'd just like to congratulate you"
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"-on your victory. -I don't care. Just say words."
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"British words."
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"Uh, garage. Privacy. Aluminum."
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"Ron Weasley."
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"♪ Lost a few pounds and my waist for ya ♪"
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"♪ This the kinda beat that go ra-ta-ta ♪"
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"♪ Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ♪"
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"♪ Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah ♪"
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"♪ Work it, I need a glass of water ♪"
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"♪ Boy, oh boy, it's good to know ya ♪"
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"♪ Is it worth it? Let me work it ♪"
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"♪ I put my thing down Flip it and reverse it ♪"
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"♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪"
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"♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪"
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"♪ If you got a big... [elephant trumpet] Let me search ya ♪"
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"♪ And find out how hard I gotta work ya ♪"
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"How do you feel about not asking questions, Miss Cathy?"
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"Aye-aye, Cap'n."
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"♪ Sdrawkcab ti ekat ot ekil YssiM yaw eht hctaw ♪"
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"♪ I'm not a prostitute But I could give you what you want ♪"
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"♪ I love your braids And your mouth full of fronts ♪"
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"...in Rhodesia, by European nations..."
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"♪ Keep your eyes On my bum-bum-bum-bum-bum ♪"
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"♪ You think you can handle this Badonka-donk-donk ♪"
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"Should I... switch hands?"
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"♪ Is it worth it? Let me work it ♪"
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"♪ I put my thing down Flip it and reverse it ♪"
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"♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪"
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"♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪"
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"♪ If you got a big... [elephant trumpet] Let me search ya ♪"
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"♪ And find out how hard I gotta work ya ♪"
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"♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪"
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"♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪"
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"♪ C'mon to my fellas ♪"
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"♪ I like the way you work that ♪"
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"So, in conclusion, what my opponent said"
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"-is forensically unsupportable. -Mm-hm."
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"[all muttering]"
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"♪ You sure know how to work that ♪"
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"-All right! Yes. -Yes."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh oh."
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"[Ellen sighs]"
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"[students] Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!"
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"Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!"
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"Wu! Wu! Wu!"
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"Turns out Craig had his own dossier on me."
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"You got out-dossiered?"
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"He said things about me I've never told anybody in my entire life."
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"How does he know I fell out of my canoe at camp?"
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"I swam to shore by myself."
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"Why didn't you use your intel?"
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"I was about to and then he brought up my dad and I fell apart."
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"It sucks you're going through this."
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"It's all fine."
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"I'm still the team's first white female captain,"
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"and we... are still going to win."
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"How? If Craig beat you, what chance do I have?"
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"[exhales deeply]"
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"You were never supposed to make it this far."
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"So, he doesn't have a dossier on you."
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"Your being a giant nobody has finally paid off."
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"Thanks?"
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"All you have to do is use this last bit of dirt."
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"It'll be the final nail in his coffin."
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"H-- His mom slept with her trainer?"
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"How do you know this?"
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"I lift. I asked around."
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"Okay..."
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"Um... How am I supposed to use this?"
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