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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Master Debater (S01E01)

"reparations would be counter-intuitive to a nation's productivity."
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"I'd contend that a nation's productivity would improve"
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"if its citizens could endorse their government's morality."
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"Isn't that what this is all about, anyway?"
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"What's right and what's wrong?"
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"Take my parents, for example."
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"They got divorced."
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"It was amicable."
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"But only because my father made reparations to my mother"
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"for being absent for many years."
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"So you're contending that your mother was the victim?"
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"I-- I guess, but I mean that the situation was resolved"
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"because one party admitted guilt."
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"One party?"
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"My point is that institutions as small as families and as big as nations"
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"can only move on with the truth."
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"I mean, don't you think when someone was wronged in the past"
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"that the offending party has an obligation to address that grievance?"
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"Even if it's years later?"
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"You make a great point."
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"[sighs]"
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"Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!"
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"Wu! Wu! Wu!"
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"-We did it, boys! Yes! -Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!"
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"Wu! Wu! Wu!"
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"Hey! What was that?"
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"Why didn't you drop the trainer hammer?"
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"I'm sorry, the moment came and I just couldn't do it."
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"Oh, so, you can be mean when it helps you"
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"but not when it might actually help me?"
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"[sighs] You're right."
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"You're right, April. You're right about a lot of stuff,"
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"like the fact that I was your bully."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"In fifth grade, we were close and I gave you away and I'm sorry."
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"What?"
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"I don't care about your stupid apology."
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"You know what's going on with my family right now."
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"We have become the black sheep of the entire community."
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"I needed a win."
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"Healing of our relationship is bigger than a win."
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"Says the person who wins all the time!"
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"-April--! -No!"
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"You screwed me over then and you screwed me over now."
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"I didn't think our relationship could get worse."
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"I was wrong."
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"Hey, I just wanted to congratulate you."
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"-Hope to see you next year? -Thanks."
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"[breathing fast]"
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"[moans ecstatically]"
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"[gasps]"
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"[grunts]"
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"Uh... hmm."
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"[doors thud]"
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"["Mother" playing]"
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"♪ Mother ♪"
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"♪ Tell your children not to walk my way ♪"
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"♪ Tell your children Not to hear my words ♪"
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"♪ What they mean What they say ♪"
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"♪ Mother ♪"
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"♪ Mother ♪"
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"♪ Can you keep them in the dark for life ?"
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"♪ Can you hide them From the waiting world ♪"
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"♪ Oh mother ♪"
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"♪ Father ♪"
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"♪ Gonna take your daughter out tonight ♪"
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"♪ Gonna show her my world ♪"
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"♪ Oh father ♪"
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"♪ Not about to see your light ♪"
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"♪ But if you want to find hell with me ♪"
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"♪ I can show you what it's like ♪"
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"♪ Till you're bleeding ♪"
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"♪ Not about to see your light ♪"
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"♪ But if you want to find hell with me ♪"
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"♪ I can show you what it's ♪"
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"♪ Mother ♪"
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"♪ Tell your children Not to hold my hand ♪"
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"♪ Tell your children not to understand ♪"
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"♪ Oh mother ♪"
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"♪ Father ♪"
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"♪ Do you want to bang heads with me ♪"
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"♪ Do you want to feel everything ♪"
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"♪ Oh father ♪"
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"♪ Not about to see your light ♪"
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"♪ And if you want to find hell with me ♪"
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"[cell phone buzzes]"
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"[exhales deeply]"
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"[shouts indistinctly]"
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"Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!"
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"-What? I didn't hear my alarm go off. -That's 'cause it's only 6:23."
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"Oh, give me my seven more minutes,"
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"-for the love of the Lord. -No!"
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"I can't wait to tell you any longer."
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"Oh, no. Did someone die?"
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"Please, don't let anyone be dead."
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"No one died, except my former child-self,"
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"who was murdered by sex!"
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"Miles and I had sex last night."
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"[squeals]"
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"You've been waiting for so long for this moment."
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"I don't even know what you're gonna obsess over now."
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"Hey, shut up!"
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"Well, tell me everything. How was it?"
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"Okay, the first time was really slow,"
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"and romantic, and sweet, and gentle."
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"Wait. The first time?"
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"Yes. And then the third time"
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"was really this just surprised continuation"
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"of the end of the second time,"
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"but the fourth time was the best time."
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"You had sex four times in one night?"
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"Mm-hm."
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"I didn't know that was possible. Why was the fourth time the best?"
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"Because that was the time I had an orgasm"
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"while he was inside of me."
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"I had a sex-gasm."
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"-You did? -Yes!"
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"And it was, like, so different than when I do it to myself, you know?"
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"But it was also different than when"
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"Miles made it happen with other stuff."
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