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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Master Debater (S01E01)

"He's the affirmative."
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"Part of his case is built on the personal anecdote"
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"of his parents' divorce."
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"It's that weird thing"
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"where you appear vulnerable to appear strong."
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"He'll give you the opening you need."
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"I don't know if I can stoop that low."
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"He did it to me."
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"Besides, stooping low is something"
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"you've proven yourself very capable of in the past."
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"Oh, please. Back when we were friends in fifth grade"
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"and you gave me away to Jessica's group at recess."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"You..."
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"We just stopped hanging out and you started hanging out with Jessica"
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"because you had more in common with her."
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"No."
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"You very specifically and intentionally gave me away."
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"You, and Blair, and Hannah S, and Hannah G were playing soccer"
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"and I was going to sit on the swings and memorize the Republican presidents."
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"Then you came up to me."
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"You took me over to Jessica"
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"and you said, "April's in your group now.""
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"And then you walked away."
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"I don't remember it like that."
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"I do."
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"I don't know-- I don't know what to say."
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"If that's true, then I'm so sorry."
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"It doesn't matter."
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"The past is the past."
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"We're all adults here."
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"-No, April. I want to talk about it. -We just did."
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"So..."
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"if you have a shred of decency,"
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"you will bring up this boy's philandering mother"
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"in front of his friends and family."
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"[ducks quacking]"
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"I am so bored right now."
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"I can feel my hair growing."
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"Either she starts selling drugs in the next five minutes,"
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"or I'm going to run her over."
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"[cell phone dings]"
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"[cell phone clicks]"
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"[cell phone bleeps]"
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"[cell phone bleeps]"
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"[cell phone bleeps]"
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"[cell phone bleeps]"
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"[cell phone clicks off]"
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"-Hey. -Mm."
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"I have to get going."
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"I promised my mom I'd help stuff flyers."
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"I'm sorry."
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"We didn't even get to the end of the mission"
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"where we get to, like, bang in Thailand."
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"[chuckles] Yeah, well, that's what tomorrows are for."
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"-Oh, Yeah? -Yeah."
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"Bring that red wig."
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"Okay. Only if you wear it."
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"-You want me to drive you home? -No, the MARTA's right there."
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"Besides, you don't want to miss it"
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"if she, like, starts counting leaves or something."
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"Oh, yeah, everything's a joke to you."
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"Later."
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"Bye!"
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"[door shuts]"
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"[shouting]"
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"[grunts]"
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"[cell phone dings]"
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"Officer said if you finish those BOBs before five,"
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"he can process before the shift change."
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"[both chuckle]"
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"-That's great. -Mm."
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"-Hey, thanks for sticking around. -Did I have a choice?"
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"[both chuckle]"
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"Easy day, my ass."
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"Quit your bellyaching. You had fun."
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"Maybe. I guess we don't make a half bad team."
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"Yeah, I always thought so."
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"-Oh, yeah? -Yeah."
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"You have a funny way of showing it."
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"You're saying I'm funny? Thank you."
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"-[Bowser chuckles] -[Yolanda sighs]"
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"I'm saying if you had such a good time with me that one and only night,"
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"why didn't you lock it down?"
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"Why didn't you ask me to?"
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"I had to ask?"
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"Well, I'm not a mind reader,"
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"and you wasn't emmitin' no commitment vibes."
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"And my sister was?"
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"She at least acted like she was interested."
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"Oh, please."
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"Miss Michelle was probably still coming down from Burning Man."
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"Well, then you should have asked her to save you a hit of whatever it was."
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"-And that would have changed things? -I don't know, I can't time travel."
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"Or read minds."
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"-You know... -Mm-hm."
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"if you keep reminding me of all the super powers I don't have..."
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"-Yes? -...you'll miss the ones I do have."
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"Like your brute strength?"
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"And my winning smile."
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"Yeah, and I have X-ray vision. I can see through shit."
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"-"I can see through shit." -Yes, I can!"
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"[sighs]"
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"So, how is Michelle doing anyway?"
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"Fine."
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"-Yeah? -Mm-hm."
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"What is she up to?"
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"[chuckles]"
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"-You know Michelle. -Mm-hm."
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"She's either visiting an ostrich farm"
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"or trying to become an astronaut."
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"[chuckles] Yeah. She tried to convince me once to grow crystals in our bathroom."
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"[chuckles] Said we'd make a fortune."
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"[Yolanda chuckles]"
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"I should get going."
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"Hey, are you sure?"
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"Yeah. Tow truck will be showing up soon."
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"My whole life's in that thing."
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"Yes, but in a hyper-capitalist framework,"
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