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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - The Pigeon Has Come Home to Roost (S03E03)

"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"MARQUESS: (SCOFFS) Hold still."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Everyone thinks they want Asian hair"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"but it's just so straight and heavy and coarse."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Wha... And what can you do with it? Beachy waves? I wish."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Don't get me wrong, it's incredibly shiny"
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"and silky."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Are you sure you don't just wanna grow it out?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"No. I like having a bob."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"It's easy."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Hmm, suit yourself."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(SNIP) Ah, uh-oh."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-What? -Nothing. (MUTTERS)"
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"It's just a little uneven."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Just take a little more off this is... Mmm."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"What?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Nothing, hmm."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Okay, hold on, just..."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Just stop, stop tilting your chin."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I'm not tilting my chin."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Ah, oh, hold on. Whoops."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Marquess. -Just..."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Um, ah, there. Um, no."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"There."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Hey team, got a new mystery."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"What the (BLEEP) happened to your hair?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"What did you do?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"It's not my fault. It's that Asian hair."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"It's like cutting rope."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Where's Pigeon?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I think he's still asleep."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"It's 11:00 am."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"That's depression or it's luxurious."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"After all, it's the weekend."
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"It's Tuesday."
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"Then that's definitely depression or he's just tired."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Hey Pigeon, get down here. We got a new mystery."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Pigeon."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Pigeon, hey Pigeon. -(STAMMERING) Michael."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Just go upstairs. -Pigeon?"
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"Mother (BLEEP). Get down here, now."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Stop shouting."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I don't wanna call you no mo... Don't make me call you one more you, you..."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"You flea-infested vomit."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Flying vomit."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Why did you tell me you knew how to cut hair,"
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"when you obviously don't know how to cut hair?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Well, I'm sorry. It's been a hot minute since I've done it."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I think it's been, I don't know, 150 years?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I used to cut Sir Rodney Pumpbutter's hair"
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"and then I'd always finish him off with a blowie."
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"That's what we called a blowout back then."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Get your minds-- You know what?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Never mind."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"You looked like an 11 year-old boy before and you still do."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"So, as I used to tell Rodney Pumpbutters..."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Stop riding my ass."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"PIGEON: Can you damn mother (BLEEP) shut the (BLEEP) up, please?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I'm hungover as hell."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"What?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Pigeon, you're not a pigeon."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, my God."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"It must've worn off."
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"Sandra's spell."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Must've worn off."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"That's crazy. How do you feel?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I don't know."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I guess excited, judging from this world class erection."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I had got used to seeing that little bird dick, this looks like a loaf of bread."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(SHRIEKS) More like a baguette."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I'd like to put that in my bicycle basket and ride home."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Right, Yung? I shouldn't have said that, that's not right."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I, I should go put on some clothes."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"No, don't! (STAMMERS NERVOUSLY)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(SOFTLY) Do whatever, I mean, I don't care."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"What happened to your (BLEEP) hair?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"You got that moon-pie face. You need more hair."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Not less."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"So you're... You're leaving?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Well, now that I'm a man again,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"it doesn't make any sense to stay here."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Especially, since I was just using you guys for food and shelter."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Good luck with those mysteries."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(LAUGHS)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"What? So, now he's just gone?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Well this is very sudden, I..."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Good mornin' fella."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Good mornin, shithead."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"What? What's going on?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"That's the second complete stranger that called me a shithead today."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"It's not even noon."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(BELL RINGS CLASSICAL TUNE)"
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"Oh, he must've changed his mind."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Hey everybody. -Oh."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"It's just Deezy."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Damn, a brother can't catch a break today."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"What you want Deezy?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Come on, Mike. We got a signing this morning."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"We gotta be at Dick's Sporting Goods in 15 minutes."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"No wait, Foot Locker."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"No, wait, Sport Chalet."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"That's where it is."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"No, no, wait. It's Big 5."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(BLEEP) I don't remember where it's at."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Maybe, none of those places."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I think I got it written down somewhere in the car."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Okay, cool."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Let me get my sunglasses."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Hey, while we're gone,"
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"you two can start interviewing new potential candidates to replace Pigeon."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"What?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Pigeon quit the team? -Yeah, he left."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"What? Okay, Okay. Hold on."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Damn, I think I lost my sunglasses."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Marquess, give me yours."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"These aren't sunglasses."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Yeah, these'll be good."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Okay team. Let's solve some mysteries."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Where'd you get that tracksuit?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh this? I made it."
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