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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - My Fairy King (S08E08)

"Hey Fez. Hey girl holding Fez's hand who I've never seen before in my life"
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"- Everyone, meet Hilary, my girlfriend. - Hi guys!"
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"Is she really your girlfriend Fez?"
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"Or did you just find her wandering from a scene of an accident and... tell her she's your girlfriend?"
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"No, this one's real. See, no scratches."
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"Uhm, a little privacy please."
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"You want privacy?"
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"You spy on me and Randy all the time."
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"Donna, I like to watch."
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"I don't like being watched."
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"That is just creepy."
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"You know, creepy is when you open the closet door and throw a shoe at me"
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"and tell me to get out of the way so that you can get a better view of Donna."
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"Hey. I'm looking for Samantha."
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"- Who are you? - I'm her husband."
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"Sam!"
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"- Larry? - Samantha."
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"Uh, this guy just said he was your husband"
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"which is a little off-putting because"
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"I'm your husband."
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"I can explain this."
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"You're both my husband."
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"Wow, Hyde,"
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"I bet when you married a stripper, this was not the kind of threesome you expected."
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"So when you and I got married, you were already married to another guy?"
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"Sort of."
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"Sort of? There's no sort of a marriage."
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"When you say I do, you mean I do wanna marry you, not I do already have another husband."
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"Hey, everybody, Hyde's part of a boy harem."
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"Look, Hyde. Larry was a regular at the club and one day he asked me to marry him."
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"He said he'd rent me an apartment and buy me a Camaro, what was I supposed to say?"
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"How about: "no..."
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"you creepy-eighty-year old looser.""
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"Hey, nobody talks to Larry Lenan like that."
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"- Shut up Larry! - Sorry."
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"Then I met you and I fell in love. I figured we'd just leave town and I'd never see him again."
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"Luckily for me, you kept using my credit card."
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"Which expires in a month. I got you a new one in the car."
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"So..."
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"If she was married to him, before she married you, then you guys aren't even legally married."
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"Which means..."
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"this is freaking hilarious!"
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"Red,"
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"I just heard some bad news. I run over to tell you."
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"Bob, you live next door. What are you panting?"
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"I was going against the wind."
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"They are opening a Muffler Master right here in Point Place."
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"- What? - Oh, jeez."
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"My shop barely survives as it is."
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"Muffler Master is not going to drive you out of town."
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"They're a big chain."
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"They're always throwing their weight around, crashing unmeaning and smaller than themselves."
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"They're like Bob at a cup scout pancakes breakfast."
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"Well, they are just a faceless corporation. You have something they don't,"
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"a friendly smiling face behind the counter."
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"When did you hire a new guy?"
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"This town needs to know that there is a friendly neighborhood muffler man that they can go to."
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"So you should have a sale."
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"No! A sale-bretion!"
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"I'll make muffins."
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"You can give one away with each muffler."
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"Just don't sell more than 12 mufflers because Jodie Alterman still has my other tin."
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"See you later alligator."
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"After a while you big baboon."
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"Unbelievable."
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"Fez has Hilary. You have Randy."
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"Now Steven's wife has two husbands."
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"Why am I alone and all these stupid less attractive people are happy?"
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"Ugly people need love too."
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"Just like bitches."
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"I need a boyfriend."
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"But I don't want to end up with someone as stupid as Michael or someone who's wrong for me as Steven."
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"Ohhh, I know, I'm gonna write up a list."
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"Write down everything I want in a man and then find a guy who matches up."
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"I did that once. But with candy."
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"Okay, what do I want in a guy."
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"Olympic gold medallist."
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"Someone who doesn't talk to the hell."
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"Ooh, who doesn't look like Eric."
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"Jackie,"
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"if you're serious about that list, maybe you should pick qualities that are a little more realistic."
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"Oh you're right, you're right."
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"No faties, no baldies."
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"What are you still doing here? I thought you'd be half way to Vegas by now with your husband."
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"You're my husband."
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"No, I'm the guy you married because you were bored."
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"Next time, try tennis, you lunatic."
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"Hey, that's our wife you're talking about."
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"- Shut up Larry. - Sorry."
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"Hyde, for what it's worth, I don't love Larry."
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"I love you."
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"Oh, great. You love me more than you love your grand father."
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"Well, I'll have you know. I won't be gone without a fight."
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"- Shut up Larry! - Without a fight it is!"
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"Red, I'm sorry that business is so slow."
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"I blame myself, I used margarine instead of butter in the muffins."
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"I ruined us to save 8 cents."
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"- Red, I told you, you should listen to me. - I'm not renting a promotional monkey!"
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"No!"
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"No, you should turn this place into an adult bookstore."
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"Those places are packed 24 hours a day."
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"Sometimes you can't even get to the good stuff."
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"Oh, oh, Red! A customer. Now you show him that you have the personal touch that Muffler Master doesn't."
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"And if that's doesn't work, tell him you have a fake leg."
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"There's an elderly at the hospital who has a fake leg and he just gets whatever he wants."
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"- Can I help you? - Yeah, I need a muffler."
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"And I'm appreciate in the business. I mean sure,"
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"Muffler Master can give you half off but,"
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"here at Forman and Son, you get personalized home town service with a smile."
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"Half off?"
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"What am I doing here?"
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"Hey!"
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"What about my damn service with a smile?"
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"I have a fake leg!"
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"Ok, stop everything. I finished my perfect man list."
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"And all the pieces of my life are falling into place."
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"Oh would you just shush and listen?"
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"Okay, first he has to be a gentleman."
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"Just like my Fezie. He's always opening doors for me."
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"That way I can walk behind her and the view is better."
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