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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - My Fairy King (S08E08)

"- Ok, my ideal guy has a great sense of humor. - Oh, that's like Fez too."
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"Just this morning he told me the funniest knock-knock joke."
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"And I'll tell you but I don't want to disturb us with ten minutes of glorious laughter."
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"Okay and third he has to be interested in women shoes."
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"- Oh Fez that's like last night when you put on my heels. - Anyway."
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"Ok."
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"Ok. I'll let you guys hash this out on your own."
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"Baby some stories are just for us."
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"Jackie,"
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"have you realized who fits every single thing on your list?"
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"Yeah! Elton John!"
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"And I think he's single because he's never seen out with a girl!"
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"No, I'm talking about Fez."
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"What?"
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"Hey, you wrote the list. And the lists don't lie. And you ideal man is Fez."
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"Oh. that is almost as ridiculous as you looking in the mirror and thinking this outfit works."
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"Oh, yeah? At least I can see over the bathroom counter to look in the mirror."
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"Oh, hey! You know what?"
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"I found the perfect dress for you that will fit you. Oh you gonna have to borrow it from the Statue of Liberty."
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"Ok, ok, truth,"
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"I didn't mean to upset you. Let's just stop and call it even."
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"Ok, fine."
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"You like Feeez, you like Feez!"
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"Today was a total disaster."
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"I didn't send one muffler and I drew a dozen customers into the hands of my competition."
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"If I were a younger more flexible man,"
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"I'd shoot my foot up at my own ass."
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"You think you got problems."
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"I've got a husband-in-law."
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"Okay, this should cheer the two of you up. My secret 7-layer casserole."
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"The secret is layer 3 and 6 are burbon."
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"I can't gon back on the job market, it's a young man's game!"
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"Plus I hate everybody."
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"Well, maybe you should think about retiring."
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"You're always saying how you'd love more time to drive around town and yell at men who wear sandals."
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"I can't afford to retire."
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"That's it. I'm not waiting for those bastards to put me out of business."
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"I'm going to Muffler Master's offices and give them a piece of my mind."
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"What if they tell you to take a flying leap?"
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"Well then..."
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"I'll throw a garbage can through their window."
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"So, basically, Jackie's list says the perfect man for her is Fez but she's in massive denial."
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"Jackie, it's not healthy to be in denial."
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"Once my uncle came in terms with his crush on Burt Reynolds"
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"a whole new world opened up for him."
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"Well, just because Fez matches up a few things on my list doesn't mean he's the perfect match for me."
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"We're complete opposites. It's like..."
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"I'm Beauty and he's the Beast."
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"Uhm Jackie, at the end of the story, Beauty and the Beast get together."
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"Oh, would you shut up, you reader."
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"There are plenty other things on the list. For instance:"
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"my perfect guy compliments me, buys me present and comes when I call."
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"And none of that describes Fez."
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"Did you call me?"
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"- What? No. I... - Wow, Jackie. You look fantastic today."
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"Oh, which reminds me, I got you a present."
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"Enjoy it, bye guys!"
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"Wooow, that was weird!"
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"So you decided what you were gonna do about Sam?"
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"I don't know, man."
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"I mean. On one hand, she kept this massive secret from me and I won't be able to trust her again."
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"On the other hand, I'm a just a small town burnout. Who am I to judge?"
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"Well, All I know is that she makes you happy."
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"And the only other time I'd seen such a big smile on your face"
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"was when you got Fez and Kelso to smash their heads together when you threw a peanut on the floor."
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"It's a tough decision man,"
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"I'll let the ball decide. If I make the shot, I stay with Sam."
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"If I miss, I say goodbye."
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"Oh, God's funny."
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"Kitty, I just got back from the Muffler Master's offices in Kenosha."
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"Oh I hate Kenosha, they think they're so much better than us just because they got a town-pool."
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"Yeah. Well, I told them, no matter how many Mom and Pap's stores they put out of business,"
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"they'd better not even think opening a store near mine or they'll get a fight from me like they've never seen."
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"- That's my man. What did they say? - They're putting a store across the street."
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"Oh Red, I'm sorry."
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"Don't be. I scared the heck out of them. They even offered to give a little money for my shop."
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"Well I hope you told them to get lost."
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"Of course I did. Then they offered me more money."
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"And you told them to stuff it."
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"- Damn right. Then they offered me a lot of money. - Go to hell Muffler Master!"
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"Actually, I accepted it."
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"Thank You Muffler Master!"
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"Oh, oh I can't believe this."
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"Yeah. Me neither."
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"But you know I've been thinking about what you said about retiring."
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"And I think with this cheque, we can just about do it. If it's okay with you."
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"Oh Red."
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"You don't have to ask my permission for anything."
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"You have fought in two wars, you have worked you whole life,"
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"you deserve to cash in."
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"Well, I couldn't have done it without my best gal!"
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"Well speaking of things you can't do without your best gal... uhm... how would like to go celebrate."
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"I was thinking the same thing!"
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"Oh you meant.."
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"well sure, we can get a steak later!"
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"It doesn't bother you that Muffler Master is going to turn your shop into a parking lot?"
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"As long as that cheque clears, I don't care if they turn it into a communist recreation center."
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"Anyway, what happened between you and Sam?"
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"Oh well we finally got some time alone, we talked, I told her it would be a mistake if we stayed together."
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"She agreed and we hugged."
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"And she jumped back on the main stage and finished up her act."
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"Well, you two kids lasted longer than I expected."
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"I thought she was going to knock you out, steal your wallet on the first night."
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"Hey."
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"Hey. I thought you'd be half way to Vegas by now."
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"Hyde, I'm really sorry that things didn't work out."
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"Yeah, me too."
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"But I'd like to think that if our paths ever cross again,"
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"I'll be able to give you 20 dollars and"
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"you'll be able to dance for me, that wouldn't be akward."
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"I'd like that."
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"Bye."
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"See ya."
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"You're alright?"
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"Yeah."
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"Let me tell you something son. I dodged a lot of bullets in Korea."
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"But not one as crazy and blind as the one you just side-stepped."
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"It's weird, man. I never imagined myself divorced from a Vegas stripper with a second husband at this age."
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"I never imagined myself retired at this age."
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"But all I know is, when life finally gives you a break from the crap storm,"
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